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[oscar, daniel, charles, lando, pierre, carlos, tessa, and one other]

tessa
im back

daniel
she's alive!

lando
unfortunately 

tessa
i feel personally attacked

lando
good 

pierre
okay lets not be mean
u could get sued

tessa
i have a very good lawyer 😌

charles
yes, you've said

Tessa

that's because its true

*******504
feeling any better?

tessa
little embarrassed, little freaked out, a lot confused
wait who r u?
i only have lando, daniel, charles, pierre, carlos, and oscar saved

*******504
i am max

tessa
oh my god
like half the f1 drivers r in here

max 
freaking out?

tessa
no....

lando
funny, i don't believe you

tessa
i'll have u know i am used to talking to famous people

pierre
how come?

lando
yeah, how come?

tessa
because i myself am famous
thank you very much

daniel
....

tessa
what

lando
we call bullshit

tessa
i'm telling the truth!
i am reasonably famous!

charles
reasonably?

tessa
listen, i'm no f1 driver but there are genuinely random people out there who know my name

oscar
theresa murphy? 😦😦😦

carlos
oh i know her
she is the singer yes?

lando
yeah
also starred in the new spiderman

charles
i loved that movie!
she was very good in it

lando
also an internationally known celebrity 

daniel
yeah lol that doesn't sound like reasonably famous

pierre
it would be funny if she was though

max
wait so then who actually are you?
if you're actually famous

tessa
would you believe me if i said theresa murphy

lando
no

oscar
no

charles
not really no

tessa
okay then
guess

lando
r u even actually famous? 🤨

tessa
yes
i promise
i am actually famous
scouts honour

daniel
brb searching up 'famous teresas'

tessa
*theresa

charles
its theresa

tessa
heyy you remembered!

charles
yes, it is very memorable
because it is ridiculous
no offence
theresa

tessa
blame my parents not me 🤷‍♀️
and u can call me tessa if u want
everyone else does

oscar
searching up famous tessas rn
ur giving us too many clues

carlos
we will find you, tessa

pierre
and when we do...

lando
we will kill you!

pierre
wait what?

max
i did not agree to that

charles
she will definitely sue you for that

tessa
actually, getting murdered by formula one drivers doesn't sound like such a bad way to go
i don't think i'd mind that much

pierre
Tessa!!

tessa
what?🤷‍♀️