group: yoongi's a squish

tuityfruitytae
ayo how is everyone today

jeongoggles
not good

tuityfruitytae
oh
what's wrong do u wanna talk about it?

jeongoggles
turns out you guys were right
my friend did like me
i turned him down
feel pretty terrible atm

jooniper_tree
oh man now i feel bad for teasing u about it
i was just joking
sorry jeongguk

handsome_squidward
yeah i'm sorry too
pretty sure i said smth about it as well...

tuityfruitytae
:(

jeongoggles
lol it's ok guys really
it's not like you could've known

min_zoomgi
are u gonna be ok

jeongoggles
? yeah of course, what're u talking about lol
it'll be fine

tuityfruitytae named the group support pals

jeongoggles
i appreciate it but it's fine really :(
just need a little time i guess

min_zoomgi
don't beat yourself up about it

jeongoggles
aw yoongi you're so sweet ( ・∇・)
tae don't you think yoongi is so sweet

tuityfruitytae
so sweet ( ・∇・)

min_zoomgi
why are u asking him..?

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jimmies_not_sprinkles
did your friend take it harshly

jeongoggles
he looked sad and i know he is but it could've been worse...
thanks for asking :)

jimmies_not_sprinkles
of course
i mean not that i've been in that position but i'm sure it's not fun

jeongoggles
no not really lol

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i'm sorry

jeongoggles
?? no why are u apologizing?

jimmies_not_sprinkles
idk i guess i'm just empty
*empathic
ok we're taking a detour down emo street today

jeongoggles
SORRY I LAUGHED

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i'll let it slide

jeongoggles
you're so nice omg

jimmies_not_sprinkles
gonna have to put that up for debate

jeongoggles
sounds like a plan let me know what decision the board comes up with

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group: support pals

yumgyeom
hey jeongguk if it makes u feel any better i dropped my toast on the kitchen floor today :(

sunnyside_up
you are literally gonna turn into a piece of toast

yumgyeom
a dream come true

tuityfruitytae
quick if everyone could turn into a food item what would it be

handsome_squidward
chickn nugget

jooniper_tree
chickn tender

sunnyside_up
nugget tenders

jeongoggles
chickn chickn

min_zoomgi
a rock

tuityfruitytae
i said food, yoongi

min_zoomgi
my bad i thought everyone ate rocks

jimmies_not_sprinkles
are they tasty 🍽

min_zoomgi
idk probably

tuityfruitytae
r u perchance sleep deprived yoongi?

min_zoomgi
who's to say

jooniper_tree
lmao what time is it even

yumgyeom
lunch time i think

sunnyside_up
i just had breakfast?

handsome_squidward
i just woke up

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i just laid down to go to sleep

tuityfruitytae
what's going on

yumgyeom
THE MATRIX IS MESSED UP

tuityfruitytae
DUDE DONT SAY THAT ILL FREAK OUT

yumgyeom
AAÁÄÂÆAAAAÆ
shutting down

sunnyside_up
erasing all files

handsome_squidward
rebooting

jimmies_not_sprinkles
starting internet explorer

yumgyeom
NO NOT INTERNET EXPLORER

jimmies_not_sprinkles
starting dora the explorer

tuityfruitytae
at this rate you guys are gonna put me out of the funny business

handsome_squidward
you're still the king no worries

min_zoomgi
hola
soy un gato

jooniper_tree
oh snap it's dora

sunnyside_up
bro u speak spanish??

tuityfruitytae
i think u just called yourself a cat

min_zoomgi
i thought gato meant man

handsome_squidward
so that's how u would introduce yourself
i am man

min_zoomgi
i mean it's a start

yumgyeom
he's right
thems the basics

tuityfruitytae
sounds like a great flirting tactic
walk up to some guy and be like
"sup, hombre. soy un gato. dinner mañana?"

min_zoomgi
i don't flirt

yumgyeom
sí papi

sunnyside_up
no papi

jooniper_tree
i've lost track of the conversation

jeongoggles
perfect
i've lost track of my phone

sunnyside_up
what

tuityfruitytae
nobody tell him

jeongoggles
wait

tuityfruitytae
who told him

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welcome back to this mess i guess