group: jeongguk is an awkward flirt

sunnyside_up
so was this chat like a one day thing or are we just gonna keep going at it

tuityfruitytae
no we're internet friends now

sunnyside_up
oh snap legit?
that's cool

jeongoggles
wait no i just realized you forgot to change the group name taehyung

tuityfruitytae
forgot?

jeongoggles
okay i'm kinda hurt not gonna lie

tuityfruitytae
it's all in good fun :D
unless it really does hurt your feelings in which case i will change it posthaste

jeongoggles
(　ﾟдﾟ) you're so generous
my feelings aren't hurt
but
can we change it anyway?

tuityfruitytae
nope that was the only condition

jeongoggles
darn

handsome_squidward
are u old enough to be swearing

jeongoggles
d*rn
wait i'm 21 yes i'm old enough

yumgyeom
people are still texting here??
i thought it was a one day thing 😯

tuityfruitytae
lmao did everyone think that?

min_zoomgi
yeah

jooniper_tree
same here
but since it's not
can i just say something taehyung

tuityfruitytae
you may

jooniper_tree
your recent post
wtf

jimmies_not_sprinkles
wait i haven't seen it

jeongoggles
uhm me neither when did u post i thought i turned on notifications??

jooniper_tree
guys no worries i'll send it to the group so we can all collectively enjoy it

i was cry laughing alone at my apartment and i don't even know why

handsome_squidward
there's probably a story behind this

tuityfruitytae
there is
i was eating a late dinner

sunnyside_up
and filming it

tuityfruitytae
yes
and my food was good

min_zoomgi
you have something on your chin

tuityfruitytae
thank you for noticing
i got a pasta sauce chin tattoo

jimmies_not_sprinkles
chin tattoo

jeongoggles
i like it it's new
it's bold
original
daring

yumgyeom
which brings us to today's sponsor

jeongoggles
macdonalds
you like quality food?
well you've come to the wrong place

tuityfruitytae
are you guys all secretly meme masters
did i accidentally gather the ultimate meme team without realizing it

jeongoggles
nah it's just one in the morning and i drank too many mountain dews

jimmies_not_sprinkles
one am
what do you mean it's one am

jeongoggles
i mean it's one am
like
in the morning

yumgyeom
but it's dark out how can it be morning

sunnyside_up
you have a point

min_zoomgi
i'm not sure what's going on

yumgyeom
zoomgi it's one am in the morning
but it's dark?
so it can't be morning

min_zoomgi
i can't tell if you guys are being serious
also my name is yoongi

tuityfruitytae
yoongi pls explain this phenomenon

min_zoomgi
i'm a medicine major not a science major

jooniper_tree
wait guys i did really well in science i can probably figure this out

handsome_squidward
oh well of course YOU can i'll bet you aced science too didn't you
nobody worry guys, namjoon's got this

jooniper_tree
i got a b+

handsome_squidward
pfft okay well it's not an a+
go ahead and explain

jooniper_tree
okay so apparently
according to what i know about science

tuityfruitytae
wait wait wait
let me get my handy dandy notebook so i can write this down

min_zoomgi
this isn't a verbal conversation you could just go back and read what he texted again

jeongoggles
what
did you just

sunnyside_up
disrespect

yumgyeom
the great

jeongoggles
tuityfruitytae?

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i was gonna say that....

jeongoggles
oh i'm sorry
go ahead

jimmies_not_sprinkles
tuityfruitytae??

min_zoomgi
i was just trying to save him some time so he didn't have to get his notebook

jeongoggles
nice cover up but i'm skeptical

tuityfruitytae
guys lmao it's cool
dr. yoongi didn't mean any harm

min_zoomgi
please don't call me dr. yoongi

tuityfruitytae
sorry :(
anyway proceed, namjoon

jooniper_tree
right
so according to what i know about science
the sun doesn't immediately go up when morning comes around

sunnyside_up
wtf
you're lying

jooniper_tree
no it's true

handsome_squidward
i hate to say this
but i think he's right

jooniper_tree
aw thanks

handsome_squidward
don't get full of yourself science major

jooniper_tree
i'm not a science major

jimmies_not_sprinkles
well u must be really smart then

tuityfruitytae
everybody give it up for spongebob smartypants

yumgyeom
wait so if the sun doesn't come out when it's morning when does it come out

tuityfruitytae
when it feels most comfortable

min_zoomgi
i saw that joke coming and i still spit out my tea

tuityfruitytae
😬

jimmies_not_sprinkles
why does that emoji look just like you tho lmao

sunnyside_up
omg you're right

yumgyeom
it does

tuityfruitytae
lol that was quick
did u just
have that saved

yumgyeom
i mean yeah
that's not weird right
i'm sure all your insta followers have at least one of your selfies saved

jimmies_not_sprinkles
it's true
i do too

sunnyside_up
confession time fellas if you have a picture of taehyung saved to your camera roll raise your hand
🖐

yumgyeom
🖐

jimmies_not_sprinkles
🖐

jeongoggles
🖐

handsome_squidward
🖐

jooniper_tree
🖐

sunnyside_up
one more
we're waiting yoongi

min_zoomgi
...🖐

tuityfruitytae
haha you guys i'm kinda embarrassed now...

min_zoomgi
does it make you uncomfortable

tuityfruitytae
no i didn't say that!
just embarrassed lol like i said
anyway!
i have to get up early tomorrow so i think i'm gonna attempt to sleep

jeongoggles
is that code for
not
sleeping

tuityfruitytae
are you a detective

jeongoggles
maybe

tuityfruitytae named the group jeon watson is on the case

jeongoggles
i like this better than the last one