group: support pals

jooniper_tree
i'm in the mood for a light roast this morning

handsome_squidward
you're only kinda handsome

jooniper_tree
cool thanks

jeongoggles
omg what if we had a roast session
tae can we host a roast session?

tuityfruitytae
so long as everyone agrees it's only going to be in good fun

sunnyside_up
sounds like a ton of fun tho i'm down

jimmies_not_sprinkles
if everyone else is i guess i am too

yumgyeom
my friends roast me all the time i'm prepared 😎

handsome_squidward
you still use the 😎 emoji...?

yumgyeom
alright i see how this is going

tuityfruitytae named the group roast session

min_zoomgi
i just woke up

tuityfruitytae
:D good morning yoongi

jooniper_tree
are u ready for your morning roast
seokjin's got u covered

handsome_squidward
what am i state farm

sunnyside_up
honestly we should just rename the chat "namjoon roasts"

handsome_squidward
namjoon's not roasting anyone, i am

sunnyside_up
*seokjin roasts

min_zoomgi
oh are we roasting each other or something is that what this is
take a shot at me i can handle it

handsome_squidward
take and then send a pic of yourself

min_zoomgi

handsome_squidward
nice try u said u just woke up

jimmies_not_sprinkles
🤭 do we have a liar in the chat

min_zoomgi
would u believe me if i said i fell asleep like this

tuityfruitytae
yes

handsome_squidward
no

jooniper_tree
no

jeongoggles
no

jimmies_not_sprinkles
no

yumgyeom
no

tuityfruitytae
wow guys real nice

jeongoggles
lmao

handsome_squidward
hey yoongi

min_zoomgi
yeah

handsome_squidward
the 1900s called about your "necklace"
they want their telephone cord back

min_zoomgi
how could they call if i have their telephone cord

jeongoggles
does anyone have spare oxygen

sunnyside_up
no sorry i just ran out

jooniper_tree
seokjin i do believe u have been uno reverse carded

tuityfruitytae
yoongi wins the roast session sorry everyone else u can go home now

jimmies_not_sprinkles
what
ohhhh ok i just got it lol

jeongoggles
did u not notice telephone cord lookin thing around his neck

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i did not

jeongoggles
he has a telephone cord lookin thing around his neck

jimmies_not_sprinkles
thank you jeongguk

jeongoggles
you're welcome
ooh who wants to roast me
check it

tuityfruitytae
i think the pic just roasted itself

min_zoomgi
the new apple iPhone 5 looks great

handsome_squidward
...i feel like i've been run out of my own business

jooniper_tree
uno reverse carded lmao

handsome_squidward
you said that already
was that intentional or do you have a very small limit when it comes to clever comebacks?

jooniper_tree
...i said light roast earlier this is at least a medium

handsome_squidward
free of charge have a nice day

tuityfruitytae
everyone's getting along so well i love this

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this story has no order or sense to it i hope that's been made clear lmao