group: support pals

yumgyeom
if u think about it
aren't we all just chestnuts roasting over an open fire?
in this essay about global warming i will-

sunnyside_up
LMFAO MARRY ME

yumgyeom
MARRIAGE IS NOT A JOKE DO NOT PRECEDE WITH LMFAO

jooniper_tree
i spat coffee out my nose dude

jimmies_not_sprinkles
where's the essay yugyeom?

jeongoggles
yeah yumgyeom where's the essay

handsome_squidward
it was supposed to be on my desk yesterday

min_zoomgi
pls don't mention essays i'll get stressed

jeongoggles
sorry yoongs buddy i still want the essay

jooniper_tree
yoongs buddy lol since when were u two so close?

jeongoggles
since our hangout with tae!
don't u guys remember?

handsome_squidward
how could we remember
we weren't
there

jeongoggles
are u still jealous about that lmao

handsome_squidward
shut it shortie

jeongoggles
shortie? i'm 5'10"

jimmies_not_sprinkles
maybe he meant shawty?

jeongoggles
omg jimin u think i'm a shawty??

jimmies_not_sprinkles
wait what's a shawty
is that only used for girls? if so i'm sorry for calling u a girl

jeongoggles
i can be your girl
delete
delete
u sound stupid jeongguk

sunnyside_up
IM GONNA CRY LAUGH I LOVE U

yumgyeom
U SAID U WANNA GET MARRIED AND YOURE ALREADY CHEATING ON ME

tuityfruitytae
i step away for two seconds
WAIT WHO'S MARRIED

yumgyeom
NO ONE THE WEDDING IS CALLED OFF

min_zoomgi
this got so dramatic so fast what happened

tuityfruitytae
that's what i'm wondering

jeongoggles
you it's you two you two are getting married
woohoo!!
congratulations newlyweds!!

min_zoomgi
jeongguk what

tuityfruitytae
HAPPY WEDDING DAY YOONGI
WHERE SHALL WE GO FOR OUR HONEYMOON

min_zoomgi
why are u just going with this

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jeongoggles
did u see that yoongi
marriage is on the table

min_zoomgi
get off the table

jeongoggles
what
no not me i'm not on the table

min_zoomgi
get off the table

jeongoggles
yoongi you're confusing me

min_zoomgi
clear the table

jeongoggles
alright chill man

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handsome_squidward
two marriages in one day?
man this is wild

sunnyside_up
no only one
yugyeom called ours off

tuityfruitytae
yoongi darlingggggggg

min_zoomgi
what

jimmies_not_sprinkles
he responded omg

tuityfruitytae
we must plan our honeymoon!!

min_zoomgi
moscow
in winter

jooniper_tree
i think he's asking for a divorce

tuityfruitytae
YOONGI

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jeongoggles
HURRY U MUST SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE

min_zoomgi
i shouldn't
he deserves better anyway

jeongoggles
EW NEGATIVITY
i got u yoongs

min_zoomgi
okay fr since when is it ok to call me that

jeongoggles
since today!

min_zoomgi
u know what
fine

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jeongoggles
YOONGI WAS JUST KIDDING TAE HE DOESNT WANT A DIVORCE

tuityfruitytae
yoongi??

min_zoomgi
how about morocco for the honeymoon
when the weather is nice

tuityfruitytae
sounds great darling ☺️

jimmies_not_sprinkles
cute!
i've always wanted to go to morocco
it sounds nice

jeongoggles
what a coincidence i am morocco
i meant
to say
i've also wanted to go to morocco

tuityfruitytae named the group jeongguk is an awkward flirt

jeongoggles
might as well just keep it this time tae

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