group: jeon watson is on the case

tuityfruitytae
good news everybody the sun is up

jeongoggles
hey you're right
it is
crazy

sunnyside_up
yeah crazy it still does that

yumgyeom
morning everybody :D

jimmies_not_sprinkles
good morning

handsome_squidward
it is not a good morning

jooniper_tree
spill coffee on yourself?
cus same

handsome_squidward
no i burnt my toast

min_zoomgi
i thought you were a cook

handsome_squidward
i am
it was the toaster's fault
it burnt my toast

yumgyeom
i like burnt toast no worries :)

handsome_squidward
oh jeez thanks my dude why don't you just come over to my apartment and you can eat the toast i burned

yumgyeom
i would but i'm full
already had like four pieces of burnt toast

jeongoggles
did you intentionally burn your toast?

yumgyeom
i did yeah

tuityfruitytae
interesting
we're all learning about each other
seokjin is a good cook but burns toast
yugyeom likes to eat burnt toast
and i just heard my doorbell ring

jeongoggles
are you expecting?

tuityfruitytae
i'm not preggers

jeongoggles
i meant a visitor

tuityfruitytae
no i think my package is here

jimmies_not_sprinkles
what did you order?

tuityfruitytae
i forget
we'll find out

sunnyside_up
ooh exciting 😯

tuityfruitytae
gasp
it's yoongi
yoongi's at the door

handsome_squidward
LMAO LEGIT

min_zoomgi
i'm not...?

tuityfruitytae
i'm just kidding relax relax

handsome_squidward
oh well that's kinda disappointing

yumgyeom
so what was the package?

tuityfruitytae
a remote control car

sunnyside_up
ooh you ordered a remote control car? nice

tuityfruitytae
no
i think it was my mom, for my sister
but she set the delivery address as my address instead of hers

jeongoggles
are you gonna keep it

tuityfruitytae
yeah
nah i'm kidding
i'll send it to her
but also now i want a remote control car
they're way cooler than real cars

min_zoomgi
don't you have one?

tuityfruitytae
if you're referring to that one i posted a short video about one time perhaps you failed to recall at the end of the video i drove the rc car into the street and down into the sewer

min_zoomgi
now i remember

sunnyside_up
lmaooo
poor little guy was like a cubic centimeter

jimmies_not_sprinkles
that's what my friends used to call me

jeongoggles
by friends do u mean friends or friends as in not friends?

jimmies_not_sprinkles
friends as in not friends

yumgyeom
😤 where they at i'll beAt eM Up

jimmies_not_sprinkles
lol it's fine it was in high school

jeongoggles
were you bullied in high school or something?

jimmies_not_sprinkles
why did this turn serious all of a sudden haha i don't like it
taehyung you should buy the remote control car to make up for the one you lost :(
if it went in the sewer pennywise probably ate it

tuityfruitytae
ew gross
i'll think about it

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jeongoggles sent you a message request.

accept decline

jeongoggles
hey i hope i'm not being annoying or nosy or both by saying this but
going on the assumption you were trying to change the subject because i was right
you good?

accept decline

jimmies_not_sprinkles
me? of course i'm good :)

jeongoggles
:(
i don't think that's true
sorry i know we don't really know each other
idk i make friends quickly so it's a habit for me to wonder about people
if that makes sense

jimmies_not_sprinkles
it's hard for me to talk about

jeongoggles
oh okay :/ i understand
i'm here anyways ✌️
like if you ever need someone
am i being too gay right now?
that's not gay it's being kind right?
my brother mixes them up and it's rubbing off on me

jimmies_not_sprinkles
you're funny lol

jeongoggles
thanks 🙃

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group: jeon watson is on the case

yumgyeom
fr tho like if any of you ever burn your toast and don't wanna waste it i'll drop my address here and you guys can send it to me

sunnyside_up
ok but what if one of us were a creepy stalker who pretended to go to your place to give you the toast but really just went there to kidnap you

yumgyeom
is this a prophecy

sunnyside_up
i'm not allowed to tell

tuityfruitytae
please no kidnappings i could be blamed for association to the crime because i invited y'all here 😓

jeongoggles
the meme king has spoken you guys better listen

min_zoomgi
are you the right hand man or something

jeongoggles
why, are you jealous 👀

min_zoomgi
no?

handsome_squidward
i think we should have a battle to see who deserves the position as right hand to the throne

tuityfruitytae
lol you guys crack me up

yumgyeom
what kind of battle?

handsome_squidward
not an iq test because we all know who would win that one 😒

sunnyside_up
bro we've hardly known each other for two days and you already remind me of the kid i used to go to school with who was super obvious about how jealous he was of the class nerd

handsome_squidward
i'm not jealous 😠

jooniper_tree
🧐

handsome_squidward
stop i'm being cyber bullied
i think taehyung should decide

tuityfruitytae
you guys can all be my right hand man

jeongoggles
oh so you're into polygamy?

tuityfruitytae
what
no
what's going on again?

handsome_squidward
round two of toast
burnt
i blame everyone here for distracting me

tuityfruitytae
:(

handsome_squidward
except taehyung

tuityfruitytae
:)

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a/n:
i don't know how to end chapters but who cares, i don't, that answers that question ❤️