group: yoongi's a squish

jeongoggles
one of my "straight" friends just came out as gay this has been a wild day and it's only noon

handsome_squidward
y'all tryna date

jeongoggles
what no omg looool
he's like a lil bro
except we're the same age
he cute tho no cap
but nah we couldn't date

sunnyside_up
u tryna show us 👀

tuityfruitytae
would yo friend mind 👀

jeongoggles
lmao nah he'd be flattered
hold on i'll find a pic of him

his name wooyoung
he cute or whateva

tuityfruitytae
tell yo friend hmu 👀
IM KIDDING
but yeah he cute or whateva

jooniper_tree
were u the one holding the camera jeongguk?

jeongoggles
yeah why

jooniper_tree
mans lowkey giving u the look
i mean that's just my opinion 👀

jeongoggles
noooo like i said wooyoung and me are like brothers

jimmies_not_sprinkles
does he think that way tho

jeongoggles
of course!

tuityfruitytae
idk sounds sus

yumgyeom
👀

jeongoggles
guys c'mon it's not like that

tuityfruitytae
lol we're just teasing jeongguk

jimmies_not_sprinkles
u guys would look cute together tho

jeongoggles
wooyoung and me??
aha that'd be funny

sunnyside_up
"aha"
secret crush?

jeongoggles
i'm starting to get uncomfortable

tuityfruitytae
okay topic change!!
what's everyone's opinions on popcorn

min_zoomgi
i once choked on a popcorn kernel and passed out

tuityfruitytae
min yoongi is now disallowed from eating popcorn
topic change!!
what's the worst christmas gift you guys have ever received?

min_zoomgi
one year my grandmother bought me a necklace and told me to give it to my future girlfriend

tuityfruitytae
min yoongi is now disallowed from receiving gifts from min grandma
topic change!!
how is everyone today?

min_zoomgi
i tripped over my book bag and knocked my head against the door

tuityfruitytae
goodness freaking gracious yoongi do we have to lick you in a protective circle
*lock
lock
LOCK.
L O C K .
i'm getting a NEW PHONE

jooniper_tree
i hate to be the one who breaks the news to u tae but that's not gonna undo your mistake
also even with a new phone you could still potentially do that again
ya gotta own up

tuityfruitytae
MIN TOOMGI
*YOONGI
I AM SORRY

jimmies_not_sprinkles
TOOMGI
IM ON THE FLOOR

jeongoggles
well i'm on the floor with u
wait
okay
i'm getting a new phone too

yumgyeom
GUYS PLS IM IN PUBLIC YALL MAKING ME
W H E E Z E .

tuityfruitytae
IM FLUSTERED
YOONGI IM NOT GONNA LICK YOU PLS DONT BE WEIRDED OUT BY ME NOW
SO MUCH FOR BEING A COOL FUN GAY SINGLE KOREAN MEN HOST I THREATENED TO LICK SOMEONE
i'll see myself out
*leaves*

jooniper_tree
that's not how u leave a chat

handsome_squidward
don't encourage him to leave we want tae to be here

jeongoggles
jimin i'm sorry

jimmies_not_sprinkles
i'm so confused as to what's going on

handsome_squidward
jeongguks gonna be on the floor with u
and tae threatened to lick yoongi

min_zoomgi
you could have kindly not repeated that

handsome_squidward
jimin wanted to know
i'm just helpin a brotha out

min_zoomgi
such a kind soul

handsome_squidward
where did this sass come from

min_zoomgi
pulled it out of my cracked skull

tuityfruitytae
DID U ACTUALLY
YOONGI GO TO THE HOSPITAL

min_zoomgi
it was a hyperbole

tuityfruitytae
I DONT CARE HOW EXCITED THE BOLE WAS IF U CRACKED YOUR SKULL GO SEE A DOCTOR
OR TREAT YOURSELF SINCE UR A DOCTOR IN TRAINING
lmao treat yoself

sunnyside_up
did u just "lmao" your own joke

tuityfruitytae
it was funny

jimmies_not_sprinkles
he's right it was

tuityfruitytae
thank you jimin :D
now yoongi

min_zoomgi
i'll drink a red bull will that do

tuityfruitytae
not quite
but A for effort

min_zoomgi
cool

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jeongoggles
omg let him drive u to the hospital
how romantic would that be??

min_zoomgi
literally not at all wtf