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.

Yoimiya

"You did what?!"

Thoma

"Don't- Shh! Be quiet!"

Yoimiya

"But you just yelled it-"

Thoma put his palm over her mouth and looked around, making sure no one could hear what he was about to tell Yoimiya.

Thoma

"Okay, okay... Just hear me out."

Yoimiya

"It's hard to-"

Thoma 

"Shush!"

.

"Alright."

"I was drunk. Like suuuper drunk! Like- Like think about it. Real hard."

Thoma just stared into Yoimiya's eyes, still covering her mouth.

Yoimiya awkwardly stared back, contemplating whether or not he was going to continue.

Thoma

"Uh..."

Yoimiya spoke, though she was muffled.

Yoimiya

"Continue..."

Thoma

"Uh-huh..."

"So..."

"As we know, I was drunk!..."

Yoimiya

"You already mentioned that."

She said, still muffled.

Thoma

"Right..."

"Uhm... And then we sort of... We..."

Yoimiya slowly nodded.

Thoma

"Uh... I took them to the bathroom."

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"Yoimiya, I was drunk!"

"I fucked them! And it was awesome!"

Yoimiya forced her face out of Thoma's palm

Yoimiya

"It was at least consensual, right?!"

Thoma

"Yes! That, I for sure remember!"

"Do you really think I'd do that?!"

Yoimiya

"No, I'm just saying!"

After a few relieved sighs, they continued talking.

Yoimiya

"Okay so... You fucked a criminal. Cross that off your bucket list?"

Thoma

"It wasn't on there in the first place..."

"No- What's so off is that-"

Thoma took another moment to think. A long moment.

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.

Yoimiya

"What's so off, Thoma?"

Thoma

"They fucking robbed me."

.

"That whore!"

"I remember now- I saw them leaving my home early in the morning with a bag full of shit! It was my shit!"

Yoimiya

"... Not your actual shit, right?"

Thoma

"No, dumbass! Like- My clothes, my... Do you see how I'm dressed right now?! It's because I had absolutely fucking nothing to wear this morning! Aagh!"

Yoimiya

"What a bitch!"

Thoma

"Get your ass up Yoimiya, we're going to search for them."

Yoimiya

"Wait- Right now?"

Thoma

"Yes! Right now! And we'll split that bounty!"

Yoimiya

"... You do know that most people who actually do end up finding them get killed, right? Do you know anything about Y/N? Like at all?"

Thoma

"Uh... They give good head."

Yoimiya

"Oh my-"

Thoma

"Oh- And I ended up finding them and look at me! I fucked them! And I'm still alive, so hah!"

Yoimiya chuckled.

Yoimiya

"Yeah, Thoma... I think I'll sit this one out."

Thoma

"Huh? You're not coming with me?"

Yoimiya

"Hm... I'm not really in the mood to get killed today, you know?"

Thoma

"Hm... Maybe Y/N will recognize me, and we'll become the best of friends."

Yoimiya

"Pfft, if anything, I bet they only used you for solely your dick, so then there would be no friendship."

Thoma

"Haha, so funny. I'll see you around Yoimiya."

"And if you don't mind, do you think you can drop this off at my lord's home? Ayaka will answer the door; tell her it's from Thoma to him."

Thoma handed her the milk tea.

Yoimiya

"Sure."

Thoma

"And uh... Do you have any ideas where I should look for them?

Yoimiya

"Take a look at the articles in the city. There should be a ton of stuff about them there."

Thoma

"Ugh... This is gonna take so long!"

Yoimiya

"This was your idea!"

Yoimiya yelled, walking away with her back facing Thoma already.

Thoma then walked throughout the city, collecting a plethora of papers regarding Y/N. Thoma scattered them on the grass after gathering them and chose which ones to look through first.

Thoma

"Reports of sight in the far parts of Narukami Island... Blah, blah..."

"Theft..."

"Woah. Lots of theft."

With handfuls of papers in his hand, he walked around the entirety of Narukami Island while reading them. 

Thoma

"Murder..."

"Arson..."

arson kids rn 😻

Thoma

"Jeez. Y/N is something."

Thoma heard a crack, assuming that he had stepped on a twig — though it sounded way too loud to just be a twig.

Thoma

"..."

He stood still.

And in the flash of an eye, the grass beneath him opened up like a secret corridor and devoured him whole. He was now trapped in an enormous opening in the ground.

Thoma

"You're fucking kidding me..."

Hitting his head on the way down, he felt a light stream of blood drip down his neck. The opening was deep, probably a good fifty meters down.  

Thoma shouted for help, hoping to see if anyone was on the surface. Of course, nobody would come looking for him in such a remote portion of the island, so he gave up.

Thoma

What do I do now?

He simply sat there for a while, taking in his surroundings.

He finally stood up and looked around.

Thoma

"What the fuck?!"

He exclaimed, looking at the large mound of skulls and bones he had been sitting behind not long ago. He backed away, tripped, and fell right back on the ground. On top of that pile were many dead bodies resembling people's faces from missing posters around Inazuma.

Frantic and hyperventilating, he stood up and began racing through the tiny passage that connected to the pit in the ground.

He had no idea where he was going. 

Soon enough, he noticed a little flare of light breaking through the darkness. He dashed toward it, stumbled on the ground ahead of him, and found himself in a cave with an aperture.

He just lay there, attempting to regain his breath.

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.

.

Oblivious to the figure on a bed behind him.

Thoma

"Phew."

???

"What are you doing in my home?"

Thoma, startled by the abrupt voice from behind him, rose from the ground, swaying due to his head injury.

Thoma

"Hey! That's my shirt you're wearing!"

"I slept with you! You stole my stuff!"

You

"Aw... I was hoping you wouldn't remember anything."

"Unfortunately, you did."

"I don't appreciate that you thought that you could just waltz into my home."

Thoma

"Home? This is a fucking cave!"

You

"Yeah. It's my home."

"I live here, so I say it's my home."

"I have everything I need: a bed, a fireplace, and a huge corner to stash all the shit I steal. So it's a home."

"I also have a lamp."

You said, smiling, gladly showing off your lamp to him.

Thoma

"I had no other option; I saw a beam of light and just went for it!"

You

"... Which pit did you drop into?"

Thoma

"..."

"There's more than one?..."

You

"There's 15."

Thoma

"What?!"

You

"Assuming that you seem pretty tired, you probably dropped into the farthest pit from here."

Thoma

"I'm probably tired because my head is dripping blood!"

You

"And you're yelling."

Thoma

"And I'm yelling!"

You

"... Then stop yelling."

Thoma

"What was that pile of dead bodies?!"

You

"You seriously slept with me, not knowing anything about me?"

Thoma

"I mean... You don't know anything about me, and you still gave me good head."

"I mean, You slept. With me."

You

"We slept with each other."

"And I know lots about you."

Thoma

"What's my name?!"

You

"Your name is Thoma."

Thoma

"Wow... You really do know a lot about me..."

You

"And you moan like a slut."

Thoma

"That's not very nice. ☹️"

You

"I don't care."

Thoma

"It's all getting clearer to me..."

"You killed all those people?"

You

"What do you think?"

Thoma

"Um... I think that... You did kill all those people."

You laughed.

Thoma

"What? What's so funny?"

You

"You didn't get my joke. That's what's funny."

Thoma

"Oh..."

You

"Did anyone ever tell you you're cute?"

BOLD Y/N BOOOLLLLDDDDDD!!!