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Thoma

"Please... Tell me your name..."

He pleaded, his crimson, heated face peering into yours.

You

"Yeah?"

Thoma

"Mhm... I need... Aah... Please, I need to know." 

You

"No... You really don't."

As he bent over you, you could feel a noticeable bulge in his pants, grinding slightly on your thigh. 

{A FEW HOURS AGO, INAZUMA CITY}

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Tenryou Commission Soldier

"After them!"

You

"Fuck!"

You surged through Inazuma, fighting the awful cramps in your stomach and the parched throat that came with sprinting.

The powerful bass coming from the underground venue made the ground tremble; a concert was taking place. This was a stellar opportunity. You ran down the stone slab stairs, jerking your head to look behind you time after time to see whether the Tenryou Commission had caught up with you. 

Tenryou Commission Soldier

"Hey! Don't let them in!"

You stormed right inside the venue, alarming the guards of the venue.  

You flung yourself into the crowd, pushing through everyone to get as far away from the guards and the Tenryou Commission as possible. You made your way to the front of the crowd, getting a good look at the Liyue musicians on stage. You tried gazing above the crowd's heads for anyone who could be looking for you. 

You

"Shit..."

They were getting closer. 

You made your way to the side of the crowd and then snuck your way to the very back of the venue.

You sighed loudly once you were out of that big mess of a claustrophobic tangle and leaned against the bar counter. You could feel someone giving you a long stare. You saw them from the corner of your eye as they got near you.

You

"..."

???

"..."

*Giggle*

You

"..."

They were standing right next to you, chuckling, and you were refusing to make eye contact with them.

You

"Is there uhm... A problem?" 

???

"Nuh-uh..."

You eventually turned your head to the side for a short glimpse and saw a tomato-red face with sparkling green eyes staring back at you.

It was none other than Thoma, that idiot housekeeper who worked for the Kamisato family. Your heart skipped a beat for a moment, thinking he was out to get you. 

Thoma

"Heeey... Do I know you? I swear I've seen you before!"

You

"No."

You believed he didn't recognize you because he was heavily intoxicated on alcohol and his head was playing games with him.

Thoma

"Mhmhm..."

He continued to giggle.

You just stood there, arms crossed, leaning on the bar. Thoma placed his bottle of liquor on the counter while still glancing at you.

Thoma

"Hey, hey, do yooou want to hear something?"

You

"No."

Thoma

"You're... Sooo attractive, you know that?"

You

"No."

Thoma

"Pfft! Is 'no' the only thing you say?!" 

You

"No."

Thoma

"Wooow... You're so amazing."

"Let's get married."

You

"No."

Thoma

"But you're like... The perfect... Like- Like I'll be the wife. And I'll do wife stuff."

You couldn't take it anymore. You glanced at him for a bit before starting to chuckle. All this nonsense that he was spewing was making you laugh.

Thoma

"Hey! You think I'm funny!"

"I'm so funny!"

You

"Shh. You're drunk."

You hushed, putting a finger on his lips as he put his face concerningly close to yours.

Thoma

"Whaaat?! No!... No. That's not true."

You

"Sure."

He approached closer, and you eventually turned around to face him.

Thoma

"..."

You

"What?" 

He was just staring at you with half-lidded eyes.

The Tenryou Commission emerged from the midst of the crowd, still looking for you. You saw them in the far corner of your eyes.

You

"Thoma, kiss me."

Thoma

"Woah! That's awesome, but how do you know my name?"

You

"Just kiss me."

You panicked and grabbed his face, squeezing him in and forcing your lips against his. You slowly opened your eyes, twisting Thoma around in different directions so you could hide behind him. You continued to kiss him, barely taking small breaths away from him. 

You pulled away after the Tenryou Commission soldiers ran upstairs to look for you on the balcony section of the venue. 

Thoma leaned in again, but this time you grasped both sides of his face to stop him.

Thoma

"Wh- No, let me. I want another kiss..."

You

"No more."

Thoma

"Whyyy?!"

He whined like a little kid.

Just then, you noticed reinforcements arrive at the venue. There were twice the security and soldiers from the Tenryou Commission.

You

"Oh, fuck..."

You said, under your breath.

You

"Come here."

You grasped his face again, and Thoma, excited, rushed in, kissing you joyfully. He was so drunk that you knew he wouldn't remember anything. As you started walking backwards, you discovered he was bringing you someplace. 

Before you realized it, you were pinned against the bathroom wall, Thoma's huge body holding you in place as he pressed up on you. 

Thoma

"Fuck..."

"I'm horny."

You

"Mm. I really couldn't tell, Thoma."

Thoma

"This is unfair... What's your name?..."

You

"You don't need to know."

Thoma

"Why?"

You

"Because I said so."

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Thoma

"Please... Tell me your name..."

He pleaded, his crimson, heated face peering into yours.

You

"Yeah?"

Thoma

"Mhm... I need... Aah... Please, I need to know."

You

"No... You really don't."

As he bent over you, you could feel a noticeable bulge in his pants, grinding slightly on your thigh. 

You raised your eyebrows slightly, looking at the bulge, and chuckled.

Thoma

"Mmh..."

Bang bang bang!

Both of you jumped, and Thoma turned his head around to the door. You thought it was the security or Tenryou Commission until you heard a man yelling at you two to get out so he could take a shit.

Thoma

"Come..."

He held your hand softly and took you out of the bathroom. He ran from the bathroom to the stairs to get out of the venue, and you looked around cautiously for anyone out to get you. 

Once you reached the surface, it was absolute silence. All you could hear was your fast-paced footsteps on the grass. Thoma was still holding your hand, bringing you somewhere.

He quickly unlocked the door to his home, eager to continue where you two left off. 

He didn't even take a breather before returning to the French kissing without hesitation, backing you up into the bed. You fell on your back with Thoma on top of you.

Thoma

"Hey..."

You

"What?"

Thoma

"I don't find this very fair..."

You

"What's not fair?"

Thoma

"Why do you get to know my name, but I don't get to know yours?"

You

"Because it's classified." 

"Why do you want to know so bad?"

Thoma

"Because you're so familiar to me."

"If I hear a name, I'll know who you are for sure..."

You

"..."

"I don't think that's a good idea."

Thoma

"Mmh... Fine."

You flashed him a sly smile and twisted things around so that you were now on top of him. He gulped, his stomach churning with enormous and never-ending butterflies. You gently stroked his chest all the way down to his belt and unfastened it.

As you drew closer to his dick, you could hear him whimper.

AOOOOOGAAAAAHHHHH 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 - author's first interruption lol

You glanced at him for a bit after hearing the noises he was making, assuming Thoma was genuinely adorable for a second, and then pushed the idea aside.

Thoma

"Mmhmm... What?"

You chuckled.

You

"Nothing."

You knew he wasn't going to remember any of this, so you just said whatever was on your mind.

You

"You're cute."

Thoma

"You think so?..."

He asked, his gaze fixed on you as you lay on your stomach in between his thighs. Fuck, he was so adorable.

You were ready to pull down his underwear when you heard yells and fast-paced footsteps outside. You snapped your head up to gaze out the window as the Tenryou Commission passed by Thoma's house.

Thoma

"No..."

He sat up and gently placed one hand on the side of your face to draw your attention back to him. 

Thoma

"Don't... Don't care- Don't pay attention to them... Only me."

You gave him that same sly look.

You

"Okay."