ᴛʀᴀɪᴛᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛᴏʀ.

ʜᴇ sᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ! ʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪᴛ sᴏ ɪ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ sᴡᴀʀᴍ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴘs, ᴜɴᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ.

ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.

ɪ'ᴍ ᴀᴛ ғᴀɪʀᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀsʏʟᴜᴍ. ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ɪᴛ's ғᴏᴄᴜs ɪs ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ, ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴍ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄɪʀᴄᴜs ғʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴏʀ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ?

ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʙᴀʀʟᴇʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴀᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴅ.

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ 8812, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ɪs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ "ᴅʀ s ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇs."

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ, ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʀᴏᴏᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴠᴇ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴇ ᴀ sᴘᴀᴄɪᴏᴜs ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴄʟᴀᴜsᴛʀᴏᴘʜᴏʙᴀ. ᴀɴᴅ, ᴛʜᴇʏ, ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ, ᴡɪʟʟ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ "ʀᴏᴏᴍᴍᴀᴛᴇ" ɪғ ɪ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ.

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴡ ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴘᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪɴ. ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴅᴇᴀʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ,  ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛᴇʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʙ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ- ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ɪᴛ ɪs "ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴᴀʙʟᴇ".

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ- sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ.

sᴏ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsʏʟᴜᴍ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴜʙʟɪsʜɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴜɴᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘs, ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴠɪsɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪs ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ; ᴡʜᴏ ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ, ᴡʜᴏ'ᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪsɪᴛ ᴍᴇ?