Yo, things actually got better pretty fast so I skrrted to my laptop and rejoined my safe place called wattpad. If there are any fellow moody teens out there, hello and I can relate.

Sato has been changed to Jirou for class purposes ( no important changes in the story have been made excluding any to incorporate our Radiohead instead, so no sweat ) as I realised the shit problem I had in my hands. Because of this, this fanfic will not include Sato. Sorry!

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It didn't take Bakugo Katsuki long to realise that his foreign classmate was slightly questionable.

                  Actually, no. Scratch that. She was positively mental.

He hadn't taken much notice of her when he first saw her - apart from when she started shrieking her head off at some bird dude. Her dark complexion would've been uncommon around the different parts of Japan at the start of the Quirk era, but people gradually began to mutate to the point where default skin tones were not the only normal thing around. It wasn't even uncommon for a quirkless person to have some sort of genetic mutation that changed their features, like that stupid fucking Deku who flounced his stupid fucking puke coloured hair in peoples face all the time. Stupid. Fucking. Deku.

It was only around the time that his mom told him they were going to meet up with the neighbours when he truly noticed her. The girl he'd come to know as Delyse Keire, his crack-ass anti-heroine neighbour.

It wasn't long into the parents' long-winding conversation about the teens embarrassing moments that the girl turned to him with a look in her eye that was all too familiar to him.

Shit, a fellow problem child. Shitshitshitshit-

        "Hey, Katsuki right? You wanna go sing some fucking karaoke?"

It didn't take them long after that to become close friends, as their classmates would soon find out the hard way. Not that the author was gonna do that any time soon-

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Unknown: Yo Katuski u got sum cracc | 9:30 pm

K. Bakugo: Who the fuck are you?! | 9:30 pm

Unknown: Your kickass waifu sksksksks | 9:31 pm

               *K. Bakugo has been changed to Katuski Bark-oo-hoe*

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: WHAT THE FUCK YOU BITCJH | 9:32 pm

Unknown: BITCH* | 9:32 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: HOLY FUCK I'M CALLING THE POLICE | 9:32 pm

Unknown: Not on MY Christian Minecraft server | 9:32 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKING CREEP | 9:33

Unknown: Jeez calm down m8 it's Keire | 9:33 pm

                                       *Katuski Bark-oo-hoe is typing...*

Unknown: M8 what're u gonna say | 9:34 pm

                                       *Katuski Bark-oo-hoe is typing...*

Unknown: Katuski if u don't answer right now I'll castrate u | 9:37 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: YOU FUCKING BITCH THOSE R MY BALLS | 9:37 pm

                      *Unknown has been changed to Butterfly Bitch*

Butterfly Bitch: OMFG UwU | 9:38 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: HOW IS THAT FUCKING CUTE YOU BITCH | 9:38 pm

Butterfly Bitch: It just is | 9:39 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: Bitch | 9:39 pm

Butterfly Bitch: Pomeranian | 9:39 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: GODDAMN FUCKING EXTRA | 9:40 pm

Butterfly Bitch: OMFG GOD ADMIT IT IM TO HOT TO BE AN EXTRA | 9:40 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP | 9:40 pm

Butterfly Bitch: Wait... | 9:41 pm

Katuski Bark-oo-hoe: Fucking what now | 9:41 pm

Butterfly Bitch: IF I CASTRATE YOU MAYBE YOU'LL STOP BEING SO DAMN PISSY!! | 9:42 pm

                    * | 9:44 pm | Katuski Bark-oo-hoe has left the chat *

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"Oh my fucking- Jesus Christ Keire, what the fuck are you wearing?!"

Delyse grinned at the boy and ran the rest of the distance between them. She threw herself on his back, but soon found herself violently shrugged off. The brunette pouted and took the initiative to hook her arm in his, making him grumble incoherent swears but resisted the temptation to pull away and knock her into next week.

"Isn't it absolutely atrocious? I wouldn't usually wear something so tasteless, but rule number one to gaining a formidable reputation is to fuckity fuck the rules-"

"Can't you fuck the rules without looking like a fucking embarrassment?! At least at school, I can fucking pretend that I don't fucking know you!!"

"How rude, Katuski!"

"MY NAME IS NOT FUCKING KATUSKI!!"

"Fine, Deidara!"

Katsuki went red with rage and shook her off his arm, taking the chance to speed off ahead and leave her in the thick dust. "THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING NAME EITHER!"

Delyse giggled and jogged after him, soon catching up with him after boosting her speed with her quirk. The blonde growled in retaliation and shoved his hands in his pockets, resigned to spending the next fifteen minutes with the persistent monster he called his neighbour.

Delyse sighed, "Don't worry! Once I take off the cardigan I look like I'm just wearing a normal school uniform. Probably incredibly tattered but-"

"You forgot about your fucking charity heels."

"I only needed to get them approved by the principal, once that's done I'll change into something more... child-friendly and comfortable."

"Why the fucking hell do you need to get them approved then?! That's just a fucking waste of time!"

Delyse grinned, her sparkling eyes lit up with malicious intent and she bumped her waist against him in a friendly manner - a manner that Bakugo definitely didn't wanna get used to. "I gotta protect myself from murderers somehow!"

The rest of the conversation dissipated almost immediately, and the two budding friends spent the rest of the walk silently. A silence that Katsuki spent in fear of what could happen to him if he decided to make this adrenaline-obsessed devil an enemy.

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"EVERYONE, PLEASE QUIETEN DOWN! IT IS ESSENTIAL TO RESPECT MIC-SENSEI, HE IS TRYING TO TEACH US SOME VERY VALUABLE LIFE SKILLS TODAY!!" The boy's robotic hand movements nearly hit the person next to him, making Delyse snort. She slumped down into her seat and kicked her shoes off ( one of them hit the head of the boy next to her, and she soon found herself facing the menacing blank face of the class hot dude, not that she was complaining ), shed her stupid cardigan and proceeded to doze off. Momo wrinkled her nose in slight disapproval of the extremely unladylike snores her friend was emitting. The class stopped their loud chatter and sat back down in their seats again. Present Mic grinned in approval.

"Thanks for the input Iida, EVERYONE MUST BE PLUS ULTRA!! NOW TELL ME WHAT THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION IS! YOU, WITH THE GREEN HAIR AND THE MUTTERING, TELL ME THE ANSWER, YAH!!"

                                                            "U-U-U-Uhm-"

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"Hey, Lyse! Come sit with us!" Eijirou called, waving excitedly over towards the cerulean-eyed girl. She spat out her iced coffee in surprise at the gesture, considering it was the first sign of him recognising her existence since... forever.

"Hey, look who finally decided to communicate with his 'bestie', maybe you're more of a dum-dum then I thought."

He smiled sheepishly and scratched his head, but the pinkette next to him looked anything but apologetic. If anything, the neutral stare on her face could've been taken as an insult, but whatever, no-one was gonna complain if she wanted to be OOC. This is wattpad, characters could be a slutty vampire who goes by the name of Ebony and it would be totally valid.

"Sorry 'bout that! I just wanted to make some new friends, and Kaminari seemed pretty cool so-"

"Yeah yeah, I get it Eiji. It's fine, but I already promised these guys-" she nodded her head in the direction of her new classmates "- that I'd sit with them, so maybe sometime else, yeah?"

Jirou nodded respectfully, and Momo sent them a small smile. Tokoyami just literally blanked them and walked away to find a place to sit, presumably to keep out of the drama. ( Fun Fact: Accidentally spelt it 'walked away to find a place to shit' lmao ). Momo tapped Delyse's shoulder and shook her head, "Actually, no worries, Delyse! You can just sit with us tomorrow. It's obvious you've known these two for longer than us, so they should be top priority!"

"That's right, Delyse. Me, Yaomomo and Birdhead will be fine. We'll see ya in class." Jirou smiled one last time and went to sit down with their other friend. Momo trailed along behind them. Eijirou grinned.

"Well! Now that's done with let's go, there's a lot of people I want to introduce you to!" he clapped his hands together in excitement, and Delyse couldn't help but laugh in response. Mina simply ignored them, but the moment they arrived at their seats her personality took a 180-degree turn. Her usual bright smile adorned her face and her eyes sparkled with mirth. It was almost like her dark spell never happened. Delyse ignored the weird feeling in her chest.

"Hey, Lyse! You've met Denki right? We met him yesterday when Aizawa-sensei was talking, he's super duper awesome! Oh, and that's Sero, no one cares though."

The mustard haired boy blushed at the recognition and laughed slightly, whilst Sero just whined. "Ey Mina, you make me blush! And who's this pretty friend of yours?"

Eijirou grinned and wrapped his arms around her shoulders, startling her slightly. "This is Delyse! We've known each other since-"

"Since forever!" Mina finished. The yellow-haired boy nodded in understanding and proceeded to shove a spoonful of rice in his mouth.

"Sho, Delyshe, jusht curioush, what'sh your quirk-" the slamming noise of fist meeting metal echoed around them, and they were faced with a really pissed off Pomeranian. 

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IGNORING ME HUH, YOU EXTRAS?! I'M WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN BUTTERFLY FUCK! YOU SHOULD BE TALKING 'BOUT ME!!"

"But you're about as interesting as the Emoji Movie-"

"YOU BASTARD-"

"I mean, he's not wrong. You're pretty shit, like, the majority of the time."

Sero laughed. "Yeah! Like, remember yesterday when he yeeted that ball?"

"Yeah, that was so villainy-"

The Pomeranian screamed, and the three laughed at him. The conversation built up to completely different heights of loud, and in that time no-one spoke or even spared a glance towards Delyse. It was like our Protagonists presence had completely slipped from their minds, and she noticed way quicker than she probably should've. It made her chest hurt to see the boy she relied on, and the girl who was always there for her, act like her existence was but a mere detail. It hurt, and no matter how much she tried to ignore it the feeling of worthlessness built up inside her.

'No,' she shook her head and picked up her lunch. 'If they're gonna ignore me like that, so be it. I have better things to do anyway.'

She slid out of her seat and took a step away, but felt a firm grip on her wrist. She turned around and looked at the source, a confused Eijirou. "Where're you going, Delyse?"

She smiled. "To sit with Momo and the others!"

                     "But-"

                                                                                                          "Seeya, Eiji!"

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The sudden crash of cutlery and dishes clashing against each other made the formal trio jump in surprise before their faces softened with familiarity. Momo smiled up at her friend and scooched over so she could sit down. Tokoyami sighed at her restless expression and Jirou just chuckled.

                                        "Delyse! what're you doing here?"

The said girl grinned. "You guys can call me Lyse now, cause I guess I'll be sitting with you guys for lunch from now on."

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                                      ( Delyse: De-lees        Lyse: Lees )

12. The biggest regrets in your life so far?

Still not having a boyfriend. Accidentally sending a link of my friends lemon, which I was gonna send to my other friend because I read it ( even though I hate them ) and it was actually so stupid it was hilarious, but accidentally sent it to my uncle and he was like wHaT iS tHiS - then he admitted to reading porn magazines as a teen so all good. Also not starting the piano earlier, because four years kinda restricts me. I'M UNABLE TO PLAY THEISTER OR ANIMENZ AND THAT'S ANNOYING.

Jemma: Yo, so I got some questions from an Anonymous dOOd ( Yah Ikr barely any dOOds on Wattpad ) for our Delyse, so here's the tea. Sorry that you guys can't find out who he is.

No. 1 - Sooo... what's with her heritage?!

Delyse: I know, it's complicated, and It'll gradually unwind throughout the book. Please be patient, or I will personally cut Bakugo's balls off and you'll never see any Katsu-jr.'s in your lifetime. 

No.2 - What's her favourite food / least favourite?

Delyse: I like... Takoyaki and Jamaican Patties ( cheese and beef ). The patties were my mom's pregnant cravings, so my dad got really good at making them ( even though it took sooooo long ) so she wouldn't throw a hissy fit. I didn't think it would actually work when he told me though. I'm not a fan of broccoli either, broccoli sucks.

No. 3 - What's your Hogwarts house and Patronus?

Delyse: I mean, I'm a Slytherin and my Patronus is a Morpho Butterfly. My mom's in Griffindor ( Lioness ) and my dad's a Ravenclaw ( Robin )! My sister's a Hufflepuff ( Black Crow ) so we're pretty widespread...

No. 4 - Do you have any weird talents?

Delyse: I can tell practically anyone to fuck off and they will.

No. 5 - Anyone you love??

Delyse: To KiyoYang, thank you for translating that mess in chapter six, you're a blessing for us all. Artsy_Boomerang, who's the author's friend ( she used to make raps with one of my English buddies )and she never even realised she was reading her book :'), the Author is a dum-dum. I also love every single person reading this book, that's the truth kids. Y'all beautiful/handsome. Feel free to ask any questions you like, it might actually reveal some pretty shocking things oh whoops I said too much my punishments gonna be worse than usual-

By the way, throughout the chapter endings authors notes, Jemma put some words in italics that spelt out a clue to Delyse's past. Wether or not you'll have the patience to sort it out is a different question.