01/01/2016

ᴅᴇᴀʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ,

ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀʏ, ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴛᴇʟʟ.

ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ sᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴡ ᴠɪᴄᴛɪᴍ, ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ.

ʜɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ɢʀᴇɢ ᴊᴏɴᴇs. ʜᴇ ɪs ʀᴏᴜɢʜʟʏ ғᴏᴜʀᴛʏ ғɪᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsᴋɪʀᴛs ᴏғ ᴅᴇɴᴠᴇʀ.

ɪ ᴡᴀs ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɪs ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇ.

ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʟʏʀᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʟᴇɴᴅᴇʀᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀᴇ, sʜᴇ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ'ᴠᴇ.

ʟʏʀᴀ's ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏxʏ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ.

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜʏ ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ʙᴀᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ. ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪs ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ ɢᴏᴏᴅ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴅʏ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ 7 11 ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ, ᴡᴇ ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ sʟᴜsʜɪᴇs. ɪᴛ's ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ.

ɪ'ᴍ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ. ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴜᴄᴄᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ.