Look at these. LOOK AT THEM AND HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE. I'm not even joking, the fact that this exists makes me way happier than is probably considered normal and I need all of them in my life RIGHT NOW.

Again, I'm being completely serious. If any of you can direct me to whatever part of the Internet has these for sale, please do. I've been scouring the deepest recesses in hopes of finding it myself but to no avail. But this? This is what I want for my birthday. This is the thing my life is missing and I didn't even realise it. In the words of Spongebob himself: I NEED IT!!!