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Chapter 4

"Wait.. You- You knew!"(Me)

"Knew what?"(Jirou)

"You knew Bakugou and his lackeys would go after me! You knew all along!"(Me)

"Eh, it worked out didn't it?"(Jirou)

"I could've died!"(Me)

"You lived"(Jirou)

"I was stabbed!"(Me)

"Weird. We greeks usually slash."(Jirou)

"Is that all you can think about?!"(Me)

"Relax. It worked, didn't it?"(Jirou)

I sighed in exasperation as I walked away. I can't deal with this right now..

TIMESKIP

Campfire

Denki Kaminari was seen strumming a guitar as well as Jirou right next to him..

"C'mon grab some Ambrosia and let the Nectar flow!"(Denki)

"I hate you and your stupid Puns."(Jirou)

"Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? The food here doesn't seem that bad.."(Izuku)

"Offering to the gods! Not enough they're omnipotent and all powerful! They need to feel appreciated. To the gods!"(Denki)

That's when everyone erupted yelling

"To the gods!"

"Remember, use try and use the old names so we don't confuse our newest camper!"(Denki)

Then Denki started singing whilst he strummed on his guitar

"Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe!"(Denki)

"Oh things couldn't be worse! When your folks run the universe!"(Campers)

"My dad is Haw- Hermes, he messengers things.. You'll know his sign by his back with those wings.. I'd wait by the phone but.. The phone never rings.."(Denki)

"Oh no!"(Denki)

"Yeah.. I know how that goes.."(Black haired camper?)

"When your dads a god.. Life can be tough. I met the guy once and.. Well once was enough."(Denki)

"Oh I hear that!"(Kirishima)

"Jirou?"(Denki)

"Well my mom's Athena. She's.. Smart and she's wise.. She's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys. If she came to camp, it'd be surprise oh no!"(Jirou)

"Oh no!"(Denki and the camper with Black Hair)

"Oh and my stepmom she hates me and my dad works all day. So I left Virginia, and I ran away."(Jirou)

"Wait is that true!?"(Me)

"Everybody!"(Denki)

"Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe! Oh things couldn't be worse when your folks run the universe"(Campers)

"Alright who's next?"(Denki)

"Oh okay let me see! Well my mom's Demeter, Goddess of Grain. She gets excited when it starts to rain.. But planting and planting and plantings a pain. Oh no!"(Girl with.. Plant hair)

"Oh no!"(Campers)

"For their sixteenth birthday my friends got a car.. I got a fern and some dumb mason jar."(Plant Hair)

"Ooh, ooh! My turn! I'm the child of Pan! God of the wild! For those who love nature they're often.. Beguiled! He's not really my dad.. But I'm sort of his child! Oh no!"(Kirishima)

"...How?"(Izuku)

"Eh godly magic or something, don't question it."(Denki)

"He went for a hike to explore new frontiers.. And no one has seen him for thousands of years.."(Kirishima)

That's when he burst out crying.. I of course being an expert at crying patted him on the back as he sat back down next to me. I offered him some tissues.. Everyone kept going singing though.. Is this a daily occurrence?

"Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe, oh things couldn't be worse when your folks run the universe!"(Campers)

"..Hey Chiron! Who's your dad?"(Izuku)

"Oh.. Well my father is All- Kronos."(Chiron)

Wait isn't that the titan guy who..

"Who?"(Denki)

Chiron looked away as if this was awkward for him

"Remember my lectures.. He ate his children."(Chiron)

I sucked in air through my teeth

"Chiron wins."(Denki)

"Yeah his dad is definitely the worst"(Kirishima)

"What about you Mina?"(Denki)

"The goddess of love, my moms Aphrodite! She trys to be cool.. But mainly she's flighty.. I'll bring home a boy.. She's there in her nightie-"(Mina?)

"OH NO!"(Campers)

"It's so embarrassing guys!"(Mina)

"I've tried to seek help.. From even the fates.. Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates.."(Mina)

"Alright Izuku your turn!"(Denki)

"Yeah!"(Campers)

"M-Me? If I tried to sing it'd probably cause an avalanche so-"(Me)

"C'mon we're all friends her-"(Denki)

"Wrong dunce face"(Kacchan)

"We're almost all friends here! Give it a shot!"(Denki)

"Ok.. uhh- my Mom was named Inko.. she loved scary movies.. And food that was blue an-"(Me)

"He's doing it wrong-"(Black Haired Girl)

"Yeah, who's your godly parent!"(Mina)

"Inko should be considered a godly parent with how much she puts up with"(Kacchan)

"I- um.. I don't know my godly parent..."(Me)

"It's alright a lot of half bloods never know their godly parent, why else is our cabin so packed! Just give it a shot man!"(Denki)

"Fine.. So my dad is some god! That's great I guess! ...Did he not want me.. Or not want the stress..."(Me)

"Too bad he's the worst and my life is a mess! Oh nooo!"(Me)

"Oh yeah Izuku!"(Kirishima)

"..I hope he shows even a trace! Cause I've got some choice words to throw in his face!"(Me)

I think I even saw Kacchan crack a smile at that..

"Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe!"(Campers)

"But I don't care where our parents may be as long as you are here with me!"(Denki)

"We don't care where our parents may be as long as you are here with me! As long as you are here with me!"(Campers)

That's when shit hit the fan. Metaphorically- 

I heard people start gasping as they stared at me in shock

"what? Do I have something on my face?"(Me)

"Uhh- Look up"(Kirishima)

I looked up in time to see a faint symbol in the air.. a lightning bolt?

"All hail Izuku Midoriya, son of the sky god."(Chiron)