•Chapter 29•
((✯Authors POV✯))
Y/N kept running down the halls. She felt her stamina run down and she began to breathe hard.
"Fuck!...I need a place to hide-"
"HALLO!"
"AH! WHATTHEFUCK-" Y/N yelled as she fell down to the floor. She groaned in pain and looked up at the asshole who scared her.
It was the cute little German boy. He was really small, and had blonde hair, and big blue eyes.
"... Holy shit he's adorable."
The boy gasp and held out his hand. "Oh! I'm zorry! I didn't mean to scare vu."
He lifted her back up, for someone who's really small. He's incredibly strong.
"Oh- uhhh...it's okay. It was just accident." Y/N reply to him scratching the back of her neck.
The little man took a step closer to Y/N. Like he was trying to figure out something.
His eyes widen as we slammed his fist on his palm. "Oh! I know vu! Your zee bretty girl Mr Red Leater is koing to marry. He told Hefferyone in zee paze to look for vu."
"Wow, I can not understand a word he is saying. Well, barely at least. I did understand that he wants to marry me, and has his whole base looking for me."
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"WAIT WHAT!?" Y/N yelled out in a panic. She was not going to marry that asshole, but she can worry about that later. Right now, the whole base is looking for her.
"Vell, I'm zubozed to take vu to him, zo....Come on!" He smiled innocently. How could someone so adorable work for a dickhead like HIM.
But of course, he still needed to turn her in...until Y/N got an idea.
"Hey...You know. Sense I'm going to be marrying....you- know-who. I wanted to give him a wedding gift." Y/N lied crouching down to the blonde man's level.
His eyes sparkled as his smile widen. "Ooooh! Ein vedting gift?! "
"Yes, a wedding gift...that is in...the- uhhh SCIENCE LAB! Yes, Science Lab, but it seems I have forgotten where it's at. Can you show me please. I don't want my... Future Husband to be upset." She lied with a fake smile, nearly gagging from calling Tord her 'Future Husband.'
He grab her hand with his tiny one and started to lead her down the hall. "Follow me! I'll take vu right to it!" He said in a cheerful tone.
Y/N evilly smirked as she followed the little German boy.
She just needed to get to the Science Lab, fine some type of antidote, get the fuck out of here before some other weird shit happens.
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"Ve are almost zere! Schall I zing ein zong to bast time!" The German boy asked.
I was tired...REALLY tired. I need sleep, but if I ever want to escape from here. I have to keep going.
....And if he dares to sing ONE FUCKING SONG I'm burning the whole fucking place down.
"Um no than-" I stopped dead in my tracks. I looked up at a sign that was one the wall.
Science Lab this way →
I smiled "Hey um...I have to REALLY use the restroom, so uhhh- Stay RIGHT HERE and I'll be right back." I lied once again to the adorable yet annoying man.
"Oh? Okay! Don't fall in!" He joked making me force a laugh.
I walked slowly to the corner, then bolted when I was out of his sight.
I kept running down the hallway following all the signs that led to the Science Lab
"Okay, I just need to turn this corner then-" I stopped once again.
I quickly hid behind the corner before anyone saw me. I saw Tord, Paul, and Patryck.
And- *Gasp!* Oh no...
There next to Tord was Matt HORRIBLY dressed up to resemble some type of man.
And behind them I saw Tom who was badly hiding behind a plant.
"SEE! This is exactly why I can never leave these morons alone for 2 seconds. THEY DO DUMB SHIT LIKE THIS!" I yelled in my thoughts.
I moved in a little closer to hear what they were saying. I know I should just make a break for it and straightly go to the lab... but sadly these morons need me more than anything.
"OH-HO-HO-HO! My secret weapon room? But of course! Why didn't you say so?" Tord replied to Matt.
Weapon room? Is Tord really this gullible? Like come on, if anyone was going to rule the world I at least expected it to be someone smart.
But this is just ridiculous. If someone dumb was going to take over the world I would have picked Matt.
Tord started to lead Matt to the weapon room. Paul and Patryck leading behind them. As for me and Tom, sneaking behind them.
I saw that Patryck, and Paul had already noticed Tom... Well I don't really blame them. Tom was never a good person at hiding, but his dad sure was though.
....Bad joke Y/N. Bad joke..
I still held my hiding spot though. I didn't want to be recognized just yet.
I got to say though. The weapon room was freaking cool. Yup, definitely stealing something from here later.
"Ah, here it is! My secret weapons room!" Tord exclaimed in a cheerful tone.... almost too cheerful.
Matt looked beyond terrified as Tom eyes just widen from the view...Wait- Can I even say eyes? Are his eyes just black or does he literally have no eyes?
Y/N: Author! I'm taking to you!
Author: I- dude I don't fucking know! I'm just some weird ass teenager with no life who writes fanfiction. Do I look like I know shit?
Y/N: Goddamn your life is fucking sad.
Author: Tell me about it. Now stop breaking the DAMN fourth wall or I'll turn you into every basic Y/N!
Y/N: You wouldn't...
Author: Try.Me.
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I watched closely as Tord made his way closer to Matt.
"And it just so happens... MATT." He lit his cigar, and placed it in his mouth.
Holy shit he knew this whole time? Well, I guess that's a good thing. He's not completely retarded as I thought.
He grabbed Matt's face roughly and brung him close to his. "...that this room is also where you and Tom will face your DEATH."
I covered my mouth. What the hell is with everyone trying to kill them! I mean yes I know they're annoying! But come on! In almost every EDD-isode something or someone is trying to kill them.
Patryck was ready to grab Tom, but ended up getting pushed violently onto the ground.
He then made his way towards the two of them. "Time out! TIME OUT! There's NO WAY you knew it was us. I planned it all out, perfectly!"
Yeah Tom, That's the thing. YOU planned it out. Also- What do you mean there's no way he knew it wasn't you? How the fuck did he called y'all out then?
"I'm not Matt, I'm uh....Porker...You know... That one evil dictator guy? But if I was this HANDSOME MAN NAMED MAT-" Before Matt could finish his sentence Tord rudely blew a cloud of black smoke into his face.
"Matt, shut up. Regrettably, Porter died in '1928'." Tord reply to him.
I couldn't help but sneaker a bit. Wow, there plan was a massive fail.
But like I said. Tom was the one who made the plans, so it makes sense.
"As for the rest of your "Plan," Edd here informed me that you had some hairbranded scheme!" He pointed at Edd who was drinking a can of Cola.
What a fucking bastard! I mean I get you all are annoying! But Jesus, I would never betray any of you guys. That's just cold.
"And it's 'Secret Weapons Room,' Matt. How HARD is that to say?" Tord questioned in a frustrated tone.
Ummm- it's bloody Matt! The name kid back in highschool who confuses white paint with milk ALL THE TIME!
"WHAT?!? Edd! You fudging traitor!" Tom yelled out pointing at Edd.
Okay- I really should start interfering now... But the drama though-
Edd walked over to them. "Chill out, I just wanted some Cola. There's a fully-stocked vending machine here, did you see it? But Tord and I got to talking, and-"
"ARGH!" Tom yelled out in anger throwing his arms up.
"It's true. Edd called me to come over for Cola." Tord proclaimed as he took out a tape recorder.
"You...uh... recorded me? That's pretty weird Tord." Edd replied kind of cringed out.
I wouldn't blame him, kind of creepy to be honest.
Tord press the button on the tape recorder and it started to play.
"Hey, Tord. Do you remember when you took allll the Cola in town?"
(~°𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐁𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐂𝐊°~)
((I do not own the illustration! The the comic belongs to the creators of Eddsworld TBATF.))
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Tord turned off the tape recorder and stared blankly at them. "See."
Okay- I should intervene now, but I weapon just in ca-
I then felt someone grab both of my shoulders, and pushed me out of my hiding spot.
"HEY! What gives asshole-...oh shit-" I turned my gaze towards the boys.
I pinched the bridge of my nose. I just wanted to go home.
I looked to see who had pushed me. It was Patryck. "Look what I found hiding around like a lost puppy-"
I grabbed him by his hair, and pulled him close to me. "And this 'Puppy' will fucking bust your kneecaps if you touch her again." I threatened him.
Tom eyes stared into mine. "Y/N- I thought you were still at the house."
"Uh, no asshole. You were too busy about your 'Great Plan' that you didn't even notice I left." I growled at him.
Tord chuckled. "Well well, look who finally came out of hiding. Finally decided to give up and join me?"
"Fuck no. I would rather make out with Chicken Wings over here than you." I insulted him pointing at Patryck.
Whose face was now a dark red. Damn- Do I fluster people that easily?
He gritted his teeth than forced a smile on his face. "We'll talk about this later...Now! Edd-" He turned back around to look at Edd... Just to see that he was nowhere to be found.
"Edd left ages ago." Matt answered Tord question without him even saying anything.
I burst out in laughter. "HAH! CLASSIC PATHETIC TORD! God you're just as stupid since high school." I kept laughing.
I could see the blood rushing to his face making him turn red in anger.
"EDDDDDDDDD!"
My laughter died down as I looked back up at Tord. Matt was yawning from tiredness, and Tom was going through...Flashcards?
"Fine, I'll deal with Edd later as for you three-"
"WAIT! You had your monologue, Commie. Now it's MY turn!"
"GRAAAH!"
Me and Matt looked at them with a bores expression. God It's like watching toddlers fight...
Tom took out a remote from his pocket. "Here's my monologue...You suck."
【𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃】
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WOW! This took longer than I expected.
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But I think it came out pretty well.
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Oh- I almost forgot..
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
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I am straight, but I want all of you to know that I support you guys no matter what sexuality or what gender you identify as.
You are all beautiful the way God created you, and you know God don't make mistakes.
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I love every single one of you. Never be ashamed to be what you are.
Because baby you were born this way.
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Yes that was a Lady Gaga reference... What you going to do about it.
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Anyways, have a great day/night.
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