((☬Tom's POV☬))

It has been months since our first attack on the headquarters of the insufferable 'Red Leader'.

A resistance was born under his iron rule. A rebellion that is guided by my hand alone. One that grows stronger with each passing day.

My best men have strategically placed bombs around the city- set to go off at any moment.

He won't know what hit him.

We have crippled his soldiers, leaving them vulnerable to the resistance.

Many of his men have fallen by my hand. We stand strong against The Red Army.

After months of careful planning, tonight, I shall unveil my ultimate plan to finish off Red Leader once and for all.

We will fight, we will prevail. We are the Blue Resistance.

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((✧Y/N's POV✧))

I sat down on the couch, bored out of my mind while hearing Tom give his 'Big Speech.'

Matt and Edd on opposite sides of me. Edd looked just as bored as I was, and Matt still delusional as ever.

"Hey... No one told me we were going to have visitors."

Tom started to walk back and forth while looking at us.

His choice of fashion was the only good plan he came up with over these past months.

But Tom isn't wrong though, everything has changed now.

Tord has almost basically took him over the world... People left and right turning into army soldiers.

Geez, I always knew he was a control freak, But this is just ridiculous.

Just then, Tom started to speak again.

"Too long have we endured- Aurgh...hold on, I can't see a thing. Someone turn on the light."

Some had turned on the lights, showing Tom's so called 'Resistance.'

When it was literally just a bunch of random people he somehow managed to convince to join.

"Great, Now I have snacks to make." Matt said with an irritated expression.

I just rolled my eyes and pulled out my phone to distract me from the boredom.

"Too long have we had to endure the wrath of the Red Army, and after tomorrow, this nightmare will finally be over."

Tom explained pointing at a whiteboard that wrote. 'Tom's master plan.'

He then press a button on a control he had as the whiteboard changed its look showing an illustration Tom drew.

"First, we will infiltrate the Red Army's base with one of our best people."

He clicked the button again as the picture changed.

"Next, we will meet with the infamous 'Red Leader' himself, after we have lowered his guard."

He flipped the screen to another drawing that was way more gruesome.

"Then, BOOM! - we blow the commie up and win the war!Haha! Tord won't see it coming!" Tom yelled in a exaggerating tone.

"Tom, I'm your friend, and as your friend I'm supposed to be honest with you... This has to be one of the most dumbest ideas you ever came up with." I told him with an unused look.

Not picking sides or anything, but Tom is not going to win this fight.

The Red Bastard has 10x more amount of people, weapons, and technology on his side.

While the only thing deadly we have here, is the baby with the knife on the couch.

....Wait what the fuck - WHO'S BABY IS THAT ANYWAY?

Tom just rolled his 'eyes' and smiled. "Don't be so paranoid Y/N. It's gonna be real cool." He reassured me while crossing his arms.

Pfft- The only thing I'm paranoid about is that this wannabe Sonic the Hedgehog is going to get me killed.

"So who wants to volunteer?" Tom ask in a WAY too excited tone.

"You already know it's a 'Fuck No' for me." I told him as I just stared down on my phone while playing Soobway Surfers.

Everyone else stayed silent after hearing the fact that they basically have to be a suicide bomber.

Matt on the other hand smiled and clapped. "HAHA! I like the pictures the most!"

Oh no, Matt, now's not the time to be a adorable moron.

Me and Edd just looked at each other. I could already tell he was thinking the same thing.

"Oh, come on, whoever volunteers their life will have a monument built in honor of them -- out of popsicle sticks." Tom said as if it wasn't a big deal.

"Tom, why the hell popsicle sticks out of all things?" I questioned the him.

"Because that's all our budget allows!" He protested.

Mmh mhm, Cheap ass.

Tom started to fix his tie while grinning. "Besides I have to spend the rest of the monument of me. It'll replace the Queen Victoria Memorial!"

Wow, he's cheep AND a narcissist.

"- so that ALL who oppose me will see that I am the new ruler. A new ruler with big ideas-"

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Tom: "Booze will replace all water! We will have a Death Race for entertainment!"

Y/N: "Not so sure how I feel about the first one, but the second one I'm down."

Tom: "Christmas will be banned! We will never have to worry about running out of food, we'll just eat the children.

Y/N: "First, I wish the fuck you would. Second,....what the hell is wrong with you?"

Tom: "Space Cats will play on loop on all TV channels! You'll have to watch all my movies!"

Y/N: "What in the name of my alter ego is Space Cat's?"

Tom: "And all who oppose me will be disposed of! I'll have all of England under my thumb! HAHAHAHA!"

Wow...Now I don't even know who the bad guy is anyone.

Eh, in all fairness I really couldn't care. I'm the main character after all. It's not like I'm dying anytime soon.

.... Author I swear to God if you!-

"Hey, look guys! The LOSER convention is in town" Someone yelled behind us making us look at them.

Their faces turn sour at the view. Edd being the first one to speak as he clawed at the sofa.

"EDUAAARDOOO"

*Insert Spanish Guitar*

Seriously! Where the hell is that music coming from!

Also....who the hell is that next to them? Damn, did they really replace Jon that quickly? What a bunch of A-holes.

"Is this seriously all the help you got? A couple of kids, my grandmother, and a-"

"Is...Is that an infant with a knife?" Mark said cutting off Eduardo pointing at the baby next to me who was nibbling on the knife.

"That's an infant with a knife!"

"Aww, Look at it's widdle knife." Matt said in awe AS IF IT WERE NORMAL!

Tom walked up to Eduardo. "What? I'm not just going to send a defenseless baby onto the battlefield without a weapon. I'm not some kind of monster."

I gave him a weird look. "Tom, do you even hear yourself? You sound mental... Wait let me rephrase that, You sound more mental than you are before."

Tom huffed and crossed his arms as if he were offended.

Good, I hope he's a offended. The hell is wrong with him.

Eduardo crumple the piece of paper into a ball, and threw it at the new guy.

"Well, while you douchebags were in here sippin' juice boxes during storytime, we went out and showed them Red Idiots who's boss, isn't that right guys."

I walked up to them and jabbed my finger in the middle of Eduardo's chest and scold at him.

"Oi, don't you drag me in this! Call me a douchebag one more time and I'll stitch your furry little mouth up." I threatened him.

He gulped and raised his hands. I smiled and walked into the kitchen to get a drink.

If the world is coming to an end. I want to make sure I'm super drunk that I don't feel a thing.

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((۝Authors POV۝))

The boys looked at Y/N as she walked away. They were now scared shitless.

"I'm surprised she hasn't killed you losers yet." Eduardo comment.

"To be honest with you, so are we." Tom replied.

Tom then shaked his head and went back to their previous conversation.

"Anyways..... WE'VE DONE STUFF! And we're planning to do more stuff and more destructive stuff than whatever stuff YOU did!" Tom smirked pointing at Eduardo's chest.

Y/N came out just in time with a bottle of tequila, and some F/S.

She leaned against the wall, and just watched the drama that was about to happen.

"Oh, yeah? Like what, oh great douchebag leader?" Eduardo insulted Tom.

And Y/N could have sworn she saw a purple hue glowing in his eyes.

...Damn, was she already drunk?

Nah couldn't be, Y/N could have like 20 shots and she'll still be sober.

"Well, we BOMBED their facility."

"Oh, you mean those 'grenades' your dog made in the backyard, in some lil paper bags you lit on fire?"

Tom started to sweat and scratch the back of his neck. "Yeeeeah. My dog. I have one of those."

Matt, Edd, and Y/N gave him a disgusted look.

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((FLAAAASHBAAACK))

Matt was holding in his 'business' for dear life because of a certain eyeless man.

"I JUST WANT TO USE THE POTTY!" Matt cried out in pain.

Y/N and Edd just glared at Tom. Y/N was pulling a Bat out of her pocket, but Edd grab her hand and made her put it back.

"Matt, just go in this bag. This is for the good of the country!" Tom said handing out a bag.

Y/N cringe, already having an idea of what he was going to do with it.

"TOM, NO!" Edd said as he grab Matt pulling his hand away from taking the bag.

"But Edd, I REALLY have to go!" Matt whined.

"Oh, Edd, Y/N! Good thing you're here. I need you guys too poop in this ba-"

"We're not going to the bathroom in bags like animals. C'mon guys, let's go use Ringo's litter box." Edd said dragging Matt.

"You guys are really gonna disrespect Ringo like that?....Fuck it, I'm shitting outside." Y/N said walking away.

"Fine! It looks like I have to do my duty..." He proclaimed as he zipped down his pants.

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((End of FLASHBACK))

"I crippled Red Leader's forces!" Tom yelled.

"All you did was TAKE their left boot!" Eduardo replied pointing at the mountain of smelly rubber boots in the corner.

"But seriously though, Can someone throw those out? It smells like two homo's fucking in a shoe box." Y/N commented holding her nose.

"I single-handedly assassinated Red Leader's elite-..."

"...-WITH PAINTBALL GUNS!"

Y/N just started to tone out everything. The arguing started to give her a headache.

Then the headache started to feel like a pounding sensation.

Her eyesight was getting a bit blurry. She looked down at her hands where she was holding Her snacks and drink.

She nearly dropped everything in her hand as she looked at them.

Her hands looked fuzzy and she started to feel nauseous. "What the fuck...."

She close her eyes, and shaked her eyes, and looked at them once again.

....Okay maybe she was drunk? She wasn't sure. She felt pretty sober. Maybe with everything that has happened these past months started to get to her head.

Y/N was then snapped out of her thoughts as she saw Edd kicking out the new guy from Eduardo's group.

Edd finally closing the door, and leaning up against it letting out a sigh.

Tom on the other hand...looked pissed as fuck.

"ARGH! FILTHY DESERTER!" He yelled out an anger.

Y/N threw a shoe at his head making him shut up.

Her head was pounding, and didn't want to do with any more screaming.

"Did someone say 'dessert'?" Matt came out of the kitchen with a big strawberry cake.

Y/N ran up to Matt and kissed him on the cheek. "Matt your a goddamn lifesaver." She said as she took the cake from his hand.

Matt blushed and smiled. Then turned his direction towards Tom.

"Hey! everyone is gone! Tom what did you do?" Matt said already blaming Tom.

"Me? I didn't do anything!" Tom said defending himself.

"Yeah, you did. Your stupid plans scared them all off." Edd said pushing Tom's shoulder.

Y/N just stood there with Matt as they both started to eat pieces of the cake.

Tom then had an idea and smirked. "Saaay Matt, what size are you again?" He asked well taking out a bunch of bombs, and explosives.

"I wanna say I'm a lar-" Before he could finish his sentence, Y/N smack Tom upside the head.

"We're not blowing up Matt!" Edd said glaring at Tom.

Edd and Tom started to argue back and forth.

Y/N rolled her eyes at the two boys...then she got a phone call.

It was from an unknown number. Normally she would just ignore it or hung up... But something was telling her to answer it.

She left out of the living room, and walked into the kitchen.

She pressed the answer button, and bring the phone to her ear.

"Hello?"

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"Hello.... Tsundere~"

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Man, this one took a while. R.I.P my hands.
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Because the next one... Is definitely going to have A LOT of drama.
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