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"Thanks, I really appreciate the help." Koro-sensei said to Isogai and Kataoka, who helped him, carrying the lab equipment for their science subject today.

"Even with all your tentacles you still can't carry everyone's lab equipment all at once!" Kataoka told him, taking a crate filled with half of lab equipment for their class.

"But know it'll be a one-trip job!" He contentedly said, taking the Remaining equipment. "You truly are dependable. It's only natural you're class officers."

"You could've done it in multiple, mach-speed trips just as easily, though." Isogai commented.

"No, no." The humanoid octopus disagreed. "Having all this helping hands makes this all the merrier.

"—Tell me, sensei." Isogai called.

"Yes?"

"Do you feel home in our E Class now?" The boy interrogated him.

"Oh, you're seriously asking him that?" Kataoka worriedly asked the boy beside her.

"Yes. I very much enjoy being your teacher." Koro-sensei said to them and started walking to the door.

"That's weird." The girl stated.

"It is?" He looked back at her.

"Of course it is!" Isogai concur, the three of them walking back to class with the equipments in hands. "A bizarre creature like you, in charge of us?" The boy stated. "It's just a matter of getting used to it, I guess."

"You actually teach us. I'd say that makes you borderline-okay." The light brown haired girl added.

"I guess so."

Opening the door to the science lab, Koro-sensei was suddenly ambushed by Maehara, Okajima, and Mimura. Trying to stab their octopus teacher, who used his Mach 20 speed, avoiding their attacks, all while he set up the lab.

"Even if you are an assassination target." Isogai said. Koro-sensei taking the crates from their arms, continuing setting up the classroom, dodging the attacks from the three students.

"Nyuruhuhuhuhuhu." Koro-sensei laughed. "That's a vital detail!"

"Be sure not to forget it!"

Once he was finally done, the three attackers sat in front, out of breath and tired faces. The class looking at them.

"He actually finished preparing while dodging three knives at once..." Maehara panted out.

"You okay? Maehara?" Isogai checked his friend. As the school bell rang.

"Y-yeah..."

"You know a sneak attack that simple just isn't gonna cut it." Karma smirks.

"All right! Let's begin our lesson!" Koro-sensei announced passing their grouped.

"Mhm, like your assassination attempt succeed." Hanako mumbled, laying her head in her arms. Her comment being heard by the red devil.

"How cruel of you to say that." He turned to the girl with a fake hurt expression. "Ne, Miyazaki, I wanted to know what's under that eye-patch of yours." He brought his hand close to face, trying to remove the patch but Hanako grabbed his hand.

"Apologies Akabane-san but I can't allow you to take a glisped under my eye-patch. If you did, I can make your murder look like an accident." She threatened the boy accompanied with a sweet smile. But Karma just grinned at her.

"Oh~? How feisty of you~" Karma pressed more, poking her cheek. "Have you even tried it~?" He interrogated the girl playing with a piece of her sliver hair. "You know you could just call me by my first name, I would like to hear that coming from you~."

Hanako slightly tense, glancing at the boy with a shock expression. 'Have I?' She thought. "No, of course not."

'Hm, interesting...' He thought taking notice of her sudden tense posture when he questioned if she was really capable of killing him.

"Oh and I'll call you by your given name when I take my last breath from this world." She said, sticking her tongue out while one finger dragged her eyelid under her eye.

Karma just chuckled at her silliness, finding it, well, cute.

Yet there was a lingering feeling that there's more about her than it meets the eye.

Koro-sensei used a syringe to squirt out the liquid inside a beaker, where a string is also laying inside it, the students watching him.

"It's bright red..."

"All right!" He slightly shouted. "And that concludes our experiment to extract artificial coloring..." Using Mach 20, taking all the sweet and snacks from them. "...from snack food! I'll be taking the left over snacks now!" Quickly hiding the snacks.

"What?!"

"We brought those ourselves!"

"He used this as an excuse to swipe snacks 'cause payday isn't until tomorrow..." Maehara growls annoyingly.

"Why is a super-organism that can destroy the earth living paycheck to paycheck?" Kataoka questioned Koro-sensei's life style.

"You can do this, Okuda-san." Hanako muttered encouraging words to the girl, pushing her lightly to move.

Okuda took a deep breath and anxiously walked up to Koro-sensei with her hands her back. Gaining their attention to her.

"Nyu?"

"U-umm, sensei..." She mumbled.

"Can I help you, Okuda-san?" Koro-sensei asked.

"Umm..!" The girl squeaked, bring three vials from her back, holding it up to Koro-sensei. "This is poison! Please drink it!" She straightforwardly said.

'Hm...Will it work on him?' Hanako lazily thought.

"Now that's straightforward." Maehara commented nervously.

"I guess...that's too much to ask?" The petite girl stammered.

"My, this is certainly an honest assassination attempt, Okuda-san." Koro-sensei commend.

W-well, umm..." The girl stuttered. "I'm not good at surprise attacks and stuff like everyone else..." She confessed. "But I am good at chemistry, so I made this with all my heart and soul!"

"Heart and soul?" Mimura mumbled.

"O-okuda..." Sugino hesitantly said, trying to nicely tell her. "No one would be dumb enough to drink it just like that.

"Just let her have the spot light, Sugino-kun." Hanako muttered to him.

"Well, then!" He took the three vials, from her. "I would be delighted to!" As he drank from one of the test tubes in one gulp.

"No way!"

"He drank it!"

Koro-sensei suddenly choked and grunts after seconds of drinking the poison. "Th-this is...!" He tried to speak, as everyone gawks at him.

"Is it working?!" Isogai said. "Is this real?!"

All of a sudden, Koro-sensei stop chocking and grunting, what they didn't expect to happened is for him to turned blue and grew small horns with spikes behind his emoji head.

"He, uhh, grew horns." Meahara mumbled to himself.

'He, kinda looks like that game character, that Kazuhiko-nii plays...' Hanako gawks at her teacher, sweatdropping.

"Ah, yes. This tastes like sodium hydroxide." Koro-sensei said, looking at Okuda. "it's poisonous to humans, but not for me, I'm a afraid."

"Oh..." Okuda hummed, as Koro-sensei examined the two other poisons.

"There are two others, correct?"

"Y-yes!"

"All right, then!" He took another chug of poison. The same reaction before happened to him again, grunting as he consumed the poison. His face then turned a light green color, a wing on each side of his head.

'This time he grew wings!'

'His face is starting to get pretty fancy!'

"Ah, thallium acetate." The teacher said. "Now for the last one!" He then drank the last poison, but this time, the reaction was bigger and different from the previous two.

"What's going on?!"

"What's the last one gonna do?!"

Koro-sensei suddenly stops, face blank white. Seeing this reaction, everyone sweatdrops.

"His face turned blank." Said Okona.

"His changes are too unpredictable!" Maehara quietly yelled.

"It doesn't get any blanker than that!" Isogai pointed.

"—Aqua regia, I see." He stated. "The only effect they have is on my face."

'I wonder where Okuda-san even got that?' The silver haired girl questioned.

"He's like an emoji!" Mimura commented.

"Even if you hate me, please don't hate assassination."

"What brought that on?!" Maehara exclaimed.

"Also, Okuda-san." Koro-sensei called the girl, who was looking down. He's yellow color returned. "I can't overlook a student making poison unsupervised. It's not safe."

"Yes, Sensei. I apologize."

"If you have time later...why don't we work together on a poison that will kill me?"

"O-okay!" Okuda exclaimed in joy.

"Making poison with the target?" Kayano mumbled, on how that suggestion was wrong and stupid at the same time.

Nagisa sweatdropped. "I'll ask her about the details later."

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•

"All right!"

"Here it comes!"

"Hurry!"

It was now afternoon and some of the students were outside, playing assassination badminton. With Karasuma watching from the window in the hallway.

"All right!"

"Got it!"

"Heads up!"

"Score!"

"Ne, Karasuma." Bitch-sensei tiredly called, the said man turning to her. "It's sweltering here, don't you think?" Grabbing his arm, giving him a 'sweet' smile. "Don't you agree, Karasuma?"

"If you're hot, then don't get get so close." Karasuma shut her down. Making the blonde woman growled in annoyance. "I'm not your target. stop fooling around."

"What a stick in a mud." Bitch-sensei said, detaching herself from him.

"If you hope to remain here as a teacher, I suggest you pull yourself together." Karasuma adviced.

"It's so humid and sticky here. It's disgusting." She complained, fanning herself with her hand. "Why doesn't this campus have any air conditioning?"

"I have asked the administration for renovations, but they refuse." He informed her.

"Huh?"

"That's just the type of place this is."

Okuda and Koro-sensei were in the class the class room, Helping the girl on making a poison that will kill him.

"Now let's add it into the ethanol." Koro-sensei instructed. "Oh. Be careful not to inhale the fumes."

"Hai, Sensei!"

"Your grades in science class are superb, but..." Koro-sensei brought up.

"But everything else goes right over my head." She sadly said. "It's only natural I ended up in the E Class. Language arts, especially." She confessed.

"I never know which which way is the right way to phrase things or how to express my feelings as a person." Koro-sensei hums quietly, listening to her. "But I'm okay with that. Because equations and formulas always have right answer."

"They're free of fussy word games and complicated emotions."

"That's true." Koro-sensei acknowledge her claim. "In that case..." Taking a piece of paper. "...I have a homework assignment to you."

"Handle it with utmost care!"

| Next Day |

"So he told you to bring that poison to class?" Kayano asked, staring at the florence flask with red liquid inside.

"Yeah!" Okuda contentedly exclaimed and held up the flask with pride. "He said it should theoretically work the best!" She happily told the green head female.

"He even made a manga out of how to store poison correctly." Nagisa added, looking at the paper Koro-sensei gave to Okuda. "He's always ready to lend a hand."

"A poison that'll kill him?" Sugino questioned. "What is he thinking?"

Hanako then took the piece of paper from Nagisa, surveying it. She was a tad suspicious about this so-called poison.

"Hhmm...Something is not right..." She unintentionally said out loud.

"Eh~ What's not right?" A voice brought out the girl from her own mind. Turning her gaze behind, she saw Karma, very close to her. "You don't believe that Okuda-san's poison will work on the octopus?" Karma said.

The girl moved away a bit from him. "Personal space please, Akabane-san. And, no. I'm not doubting Okuda-san's work." She said, gazing back at the paper. "It's the poison itself I have doubts. Koro-sensei lending a hand, or- er, tentacle I guess, to make a poison that'll kill him? I find it... dodgy... Don't you?" She asked the male beside her while also concentrating on the formulas, the chemicals, and calculating them, remembering the chemicals what were made of. "I believe he has an ulterior motive."

"I get what you mean. It is suspicious that the octopus was willing to help her. Probably gonna use this to help himself, maybe." Karma suggested. Shrugging his shoulders, not certain but he can tell.

Hanako pondered for a moment before she perked up, agreeing with Karma's statement. "Indeed. Thus I concluded that Koro-sensei is using Okuda-san's knowledge of making poisons to his advantage by deceiving her to think it would actually kill him." The young female declared, concluding the real motive of their teacher. "This toxin will probably not affect him as we expect."

The young red head chuckled. "I can actually see it. I would've done the same if I needed something. Great observation, didn't know you have a good head on your shoulders." Karma gave a compliment.

"Thank you." Hanako thanked the male for the kind words.

She then turned to the female with bespectacled returning the sheet of paper to her before placing hand on the short girl. "I wish you the best of luck, Okuda-san. But whatever happens, don't let it bring you down." She smiled to her.

The aforementioned female gave a confused look but accepted her words. "O-okay. Thank you."

Returning to her seat, she turns to the boy she was speaking to earlier. "Oh by the way, I would also like to apologize." She stated making Karma gaze at with confused eyes.

"Hm? Why are you apologizing for?" He raised a questioning brow.

"For being hostile towards you this prior days, as well as our first meeting. Please, I do not intend to view you as an enemy, I have already forgotten what you have done and moved passed." She gave a brief elaboration to him before bringing her hand forward. "Do you mind being acquainted to me?" She politely questioned the stunned male.

Karma on the other hand was gawking at her sudden apology, he honestly didn't know why she had hated him from the first place. Yet had an inkling idea in the back of his mind but he wasn't sure about it. Noticing that he had zoned out for a minute there, he gradually took her offer. "Sure I don't mind, but you have to do something for me." The boy smirked, mischief showing from his eyes.

"And that is?" Hanako curiously asked.

"Go out with me." The sadist bluntly responded with a mischievous smirk on his lips. "A date, to be more specific."

A short laughter escaped from Hanako's throat before dropping her respond. "No."

"Ouch. Didn't even hesitate there."

"Sorry not sorry~"

"Aw, come on now~"

Then Koro-sensei barged in the classroom. "Okay, everyone!" He walked or slithered to the front. "Please be seated!"

"He's here! Go give it to him!" Kayano urged the girl.

"I brought it, Sensei!" She jogged toward him, presented the flask to him that contains the poison she made.

"Oh, well done!" He praised, taking the flask. "Then I'll drink it at once!" In a flash, Koro-sensei drank every last drop of the poison. The students anxiously watched. His eyes beamed read and let out a small grunt before he let out his notorious laugh, figure glowing a tad red around him.

"Arigatou, Okuda-san." He spoke with a deeper voice.

"Huh?"

"Thanks to your concoction, I can advance to a new level."

"What...do you mean?" She quietly questioned him, a frown on her face.

The monster octopus blew a strong gust of wind to everyone, using their arms to protect their faces.

Opening their eyes only to find him all gray and melted.

"Phew." He huffed out.

"He melted?!" The students shouted with wide eyes and opened mouths.

"I actually had you make a tonic that would stimulate my cells and enhance my fluidity." Koro-sensei revealed.

Hanako and Karma averted their eyes to one another, sharing an all knowing smirk, having the theory they had thought earlier being correct. The two did a fist bump as they both said in synchronised; "Called it."

The melted teacher suddenly disappeared and was now inside Kataoka's desk, the said girl gasped when she found him there.

"As a liquid, I can now fit into the tightest spaces."

"Uhh, why are you there?" The girl questioned.

"What's more, I'm still...as speedy as ever!" He used his speed and was all over the classroom, bouncing off the wall. "Go ahead! Try and kill me!"

Everyone gasped and some screamed at his extreme speed, holding their guns trying to shoot him. Meanwhile Hanako was the only relaxed one in the class and was tracing every single movements of Koro-sensei, trying to calculate and predict his next move.

"What was that poison, Okuda-san?!" Kayano asked her.

Suddenly a BB pellet came flying to him and almost shot him. "Nyu?" He looked at Hanako who was the one who almost shot him. "Very close, Miyazaki-san." He mocked the girl.

"Tch, what a shame." She shrugged putting down her gun.

"Y-you tricked me, Koro-sensei!" Okuda shouted. When Koro-sensei stopped at the top corner.

"Having the verbal aptitude to device others is a vital part of assassination, Okuda-san." He informed her.

"Huh?"

"Verbal aptitude?" Nagisa mumbled.

"Even the most potent of poison is wasted if you offer it in such naive way that your target can take advantage of you." He explained, setting back down to the floor. "Nagisa-kun. How would you try and poison me?" He asked the Bluenette.

"Huh? Hmm..." The boy thought for a moment. "I'd probably mix it to a sweet drink you like...and offer it to you as a special drink I made."

"Or..." Hanako joined in. "You can put poison within the sweets or snacks he really likes." Hanako candidly added.

"Yes, very good you two." He said to his returning to his clothes. "To deceive someone, you must understand their feelings and communicate with them creatively." As he's now back to his normal form. "Language is the key to an effective poison. Your scientific talent will someday be useful to everyone." He said, after he got up from the floor. "So, to explain things clearly to many people as possible..."

"...I hope you'll continue to develop the language skills to poison someone."

"But whatever happens, Don't let it bring you down." Hanako's voice rang in her head.

'So, that's why...' Okuda thought, with a nod she happily smiled. "I- I will!"

"Yep. Assassination is the least of our worries right now." Karma chuckled.

"Besides, we have a lot of time to kill him." Hanako added.

'Even a student brandishing a powerful poison is a powerless, regular student in the face of Koro-sensei.'

'I guess taking our teacher's life is still a distant dream for us all.'

"Hurry!" Isogai told the group while they walk down the mountain to the main school grounds for the assembly. "If we're late, who knows what they'll do us this time!"

"Oh, yeah. Last time we had to clean out the main campus' flowerbed." Okona said, remembering the memory.

"Man, that was rough. Their flowerbeds are way to huge." Maehara agreed.

"You slacked off the entire time!" Isogai called him out.

Maehara chuckled lightly. "I did?"

Okano grumbled as she couldn't take it anymore. "Urgh! Why are we the only ones who gotta put up with this?!"

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"Surprise!"

"Teach us, Kunodon!"

"Hi, everyone! It's me, Kunudon!" The stupid fucking acorn greeted.

"Kunudon!"

"To keep its underachievers from affecting the rest of the student body, the E Class has its own special building, far away from the main campus!" The weird mascot acorn informed. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with this thing?!

"Really? That's super!"

"Normally, E Class students aren't allowed to step foot on the main campus. The only exception is when they come down the mountain for school assemblies."

"All on their lunch break, of course!"

But it is difficult as hell.

Mimura, Okajima, and Chiba were walking across the the bridge when....

"Th-the bridge!"

"All right! Who told us this was a shortcut!"

"Okajima!" Mimura screamed, while holding Chiba, for the boy who was being drag by the water.

"To maintain discipline the scumbag members of E Class are required to line up in the gymnasium before all the other classes!"

"Good luck!"

Good luck my ass.

"Snakes!" Yada, Fuwa, and Hara shrilled.

"Okajima-kun!" The girls screamed, when they saw Okajima covered with snakes.

"Get yer scummy asses in gear! I expect a 'Yes, sir'!"

"Sir, yes, sir! Yaay!"

"You better fucking let go of me Shiota. I'm gonna beat that fucking acron's ass." Hanako demanded trying to get out of Nagisa's grasps.

"Hanako! No!"

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And for some reason with these disasters....

Okajima was the one taking every hits.

"Boulders!"

"O-Okajima!" They shouted, as a boulder was right behind him.

Poor boy.

"Who prodded that beehive?!"

"O-Okajima!" The group called, as he's being chased by bees.

"He's... sure gone through a lot." Sugino and the rest, sweatdrops.

"I hope he'll be okay..."

"Yeah."

After passing all of the disasters, the whole class were tired and we're trying to catch their breath.

"Oh, man... Please, no more bees or anything else..."

"Luckily. Okajima took the brunt of it for us..." Sugino pointed out, while panting.

"Are you all right?" Karasuma checked on them.

"Karasuma-sensei!" Nagisa stunnedly said, seeing their gym teacher.

"There's no need to rush. We'll arrive with plenty of time at this pace." Karasuma assured them.

"Hold on...." The voice of Bitch-sensei was heard. "...you brats!"

"Oh! Bitch-sensei!" Kayano said as Bitch-sensei ran after them, her ass now on the floor panting, trying to catch her breath. "No one told me about the class trip during lunch break..."

"Wow, you're a real mess, Bitch-sensei." Sugino 'complimented'.

"It's extra-exhausting running in heels!" Yelled the young adult.

"Then stop wearing them." Hanako said holding a bottled water in her hand, appearing beside Sugino, who was spooked at her sudden appearance.

"Gah! Could you please stop doing that?!" Sugino begged, the girl gave a shrugged in return.

"Karasuma-sensei." Nagisa called him. "Where's Koro-sensei?"

"We can't afford to have the other students see him, so he's been told to wait at the old camopus." Karasuma enlightened him.

"The main campus isn't far now. Let's go."

"Hai..."

After the tiresome walked to the main campus, the E Class finally arrived.

Almost everyone was on the floor, panting and catching their breath.

Hanako was standing at the very front, watching her classmates regain their breathings, being the only one who didn't break a sweat.

"Th-that sucked..." Okajima breath out, snakes still attached to him.

"H-how are you not tired...?" Maehara asked the only student who wasn't tired.

"Huh?" Hanako look at the orange-browned hair boy. "Oh, I guess I'm used to it." That sound more like a question than a statement.

"Well, we made it in time." Isogai sighed in relief.

"Somehow or other." Maehara retorted.

"Come on guys! Let's hurry and line up!" The boy instructed.

"Hai..." They all said, out of energy. Going inside the gymnasium, lined up, stayed silent, and ignore the whispers and talks. While the main campus students were scattered and conversing with the others. Mostly mocking and making fun of 3-E class.

"Nagisa-kun!" Someone called the boy, making him look up to the person who called him.

"So glad you could make it!"

It was the students from the train station before.

"Tough trip comin' down the mountain, I bet!" The two laughed, walking away.

There's an all-school assembly once a month.

Even here, E Class gets "special" treatment.

And we're all to endure it all.

"Essentially, you are the cream of the crop— this nation's chosen elite!" The man complimented the main campus students like they're fucking royalty. "I, your school dean, can vouch that for that!"

"But, if you're not careful..." He warned. "...You could end up like certain other good-for-nothings!" The school dean mocks the E class, making the whole other students laugh at them and the E Class did nothing but look down. Enduring the treatment they were getting.

'Why can't you all just fuck off?' Hanako furiously thought.

"Now, now, We mustn't laugh at their expenses."

"Hey, Nagisa. Where's Karma?" Sugaya asked from behind Nagisa.

"Ditching." He simply answered.

"What?!"

"Just him?"

"He knows he'll get punished for blowing off the assembly." Nagisa told Sugaya. "But says he doesn't care."

"it's time like this I wish I was an honor student bad-boy." Nagisa admited.

"I hear ya."

"This method is always so effective, Sir!" An Assistant observe, standing in front of the principal, watching the assembly on the laptop. "Thanks to it, our students' acceptance rate into top universities— 3-E aside— is extremely high!"

"This is a preparation for the real world, so to speak." The principal calmly stated, gazing at the laptop. "Now is our chance to instill in them the will to avoid being failures. Sadly enough, people develop the most when they have someone else to discriminate against and scorn."

"That makes sense!" The man in front grins.

"I always act base on reason. Whether it's a school administration or even assassination, adhering to logics is all that matters."

"Next in an address by the student council." A person announced. "Please start your preparations, student council."

Karasuma then came into the assembly, introducing himself to another teacher. "Hello, I'm Karasuma, the E Class teacher."

"Who's that teacher?"

"He's so stylish and cool!"

"As I work on a separate campus... I thought I'd use this chance to say hello." Karasuma said to the female teacher, who was slightly blushing seeing his youthful face.

"Uhh... Okay!" The woman stuttered.

"Hey!" Kurahashi whispered to Nakamura. "Check it out!" She then showed her case to the blonde girl.

"Oh!" Nakamura then showed her on own case to Kurahashi.

This sudden action made Karasuma gawked at them, nervous that the other students will see them and might risk of exposing their secret.

"Oh, Karasuma-sensei!" The two female students turned to him when they had noticed the man's presence.

"We decorated our knife sheaths!" The sunset haired gleefully said, both showing their knife cases to him.

"Cute, huh!" Nakamura added.

"I don't mind if they're cute, just don't wave them around here!" Karasuma came to them, quietly scolding them, trying to hide the cases from the preying eyes. "We can't let the other classes find out about the assassination!"

"H-hai..." Both girls mumbled, while the other classes watched the scene unfolded.

"Who's he? An E Class teacher?"

"They all seem to get along..."

"I'm jealous."

"All the guys and teachers in our class are butt-ugly."

Suddenly other students quietly hummed and gasped, also blushing, when they saw Bitch-sensei entered in the most stylished way.

"Whoa! Who's that super-hot foreign lady?!"

"Bitch-sensei was ready to drop just a minute ago, too." Sugino whispered.

"Vanity's in her veins, all right." Nagisa said with a sweatdrops, as Bitch-sensei stood beside Karasuma.

"Is she an E Class teacher, too?"

"So cool..."

"Why are you here?" Karasuma asked the blonde beside him.

"Don't give me that. " Bitch-snesei remarked to him. "I'm a teacher too."

"Then you do consider yourself one?" Karasuma clarified.

"Besides, I want to check out the other students too." Bitch-sensei admitted. "Hmm... All duds." She said, disappointed. "Oh, yeah." She then walked towards to Nagisa.

"Nagisa." Bitch-sensei called, making the boy glanced at her. "Now's my chance, now that, that octopus isn't around. You've been keeping track of all his weakness, right?" She asked in a whisper. "Let me borrow your notebook."

"What? but I already told you all of his useful weaknesses." Nagisa claimed, confused of her statement.

"Oh, you! You're just trying to hide the really big stuff!"

"No, I'm serious-" Nagisa tried to protest.

"Come on! Give it to me, kid!" She said a tad loud taking his head and shoving his face on her chest. Kayano gwaking in the background. "Don't make me smother you!"

"I can't breathe...! Your boobs are too much, Bitch-sensei!" He tried to speak but his words were muffled by her breasts.

'I am so jealous.'

'She's...a bitch.'

The boys who mocked Nagisa earlier thought, blood running down their noses.

"What the hell?"

"The End Class isn't supposed to have fun!" They whispered, as Bitch-sesnei was dragged away from Nagisa by Karasuma.

"All right! The student council events are explained on the handouts you've just been given." A student council member said.

"Huh? What?" Okijama said in confusion. "Where are ours?" He whispered to Isogai and Fuwa. The latter just looking at him without answering, knowing that she also didn't know.

"Excuse me, Sir!" Isogai politely interrupted. "E Class didn't get any handouts!"

"Oh?"

"You didn't get any? Now that's strange..." The student council grinned with A LOT of sarcasm present to his tone. "I'm sorry! It seems we forgot to make some for 3-E!"

'What a load of bullshits.' Hanako thought, silently cursing them. If killing wasn't illegal, she would've slaughtered everyone— excluding E class— in this very assembly.

Commit homicide and arson. Then pretend to nothing happened.

"In fact, you and your classmates could stand to sharpen your memory anyway!" He mock, as the other students laughed at them.

"What the hell?" Bitch-sensei cursed, watching angrily. "Could he be anymore sadistic?"

A gust of wind all of sudden surrounded the E Class as each of them held a piece of paper in their hands.

"Isogai-kun." A very familiar voice called the boy, making everyone turn to him.

"What are you-?!" Karasuma tried to say but cut himself off.

"Oh, there we go!" Koro-sensei said, wearing his disguise twirling a pen with one 'finger'. "Everyone has a handwritten copy now, it would seem."

"Yes, sir!" Isogai said, looking back at the student council. "Oh, we got our handouts! Please continue, sir!" He excused.

"What? N-no way! How?!" He stuttered. The E Class wearing a smug smiles. "Hey, now! Who killed our fun?!"

"Err, umm! Ahem! Let us continue!"

"Let's take a look at the upcoming student council scheldule."

"You where told not to show yourself to the rest of the school!" Karasuma scolded also in frustration. "Your very existence is a state secret, you know!"

"Oh, come on now. My disguise is flawless." Koro-sensei claimed. " No one will ever know."

"He must've been lonely." Nagisa uttered, sympathy in his face.

"Can't blame him, I guess." Cooed Sugino.

The sudden appearance of Koro-sensei made the other students whisper to each other as they hadn't seen him before.

"Whoa, I don't remember seeing that teacher just a minute ago..."

"He seems kind of big. And...wriggly."

Suddenly Bitch-sensei started attacking Koro-sensei with her anti-sensei knife and the latter dodging her attacks.

"Plus, that other teacher is going at it with him."

"Is she trying to stab him?"

An annoyed Karasuma then stood behind her, taking a hold of her arm and bring it behind her back. Stopping her from trying stab him furthermore and taking her away from him.

"Now the lady teacher's being taken away..."

"None of this makes sense."

But to the E Class, it all made sense and started laughing at their teacher's attempt.

"That's Bitch-sensei for you!" Maehara laughed.

The main campus students only stared at them with confusion. Not really getting what had really happened.

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The assembly was finally over and some students returned to their class, while the others stayed behind to chat a bit.

"We're going on ahead, Nagisa!" Sugino waved.

"Okay! I'll catch up after I buy something to drink!" Nagisa announced to them, making his way to a vending machine.

"Hey. Nagisa." A voice was heard near him. The said boy brought up his head after getting his drink, before standing from his crouching position.

"Don't you think you guys are gettin' a bit carried away?" It was the same students from before who were making fun of Nagisa.

"Huh?" Nagisa was quite confuse to what they are claiming.

"—Laughin' during the assembly and stuff..."

"You should learn some respect!"

"E Class should just keep its head down and shut up." The twig glasses taunted.

"You got crappy lives weighin' ya down, after all." The fat pig added.

Nagisa didn't answer and just let a quiet hum out, staring at them with hesitation with in his face.

"Hey. What's with the dirty look?"

From afar, Karasuma came walking out the door and immediately notice one of his students with the two main campus assholes.

"This damn school..." He angrily whispered and was to interfere when a hand was placed on his shoulder making the man gaze behind him.

"None of the students are trying to assassinate me..." He told the gym teacher. Green strips showing. "...would ever succumb to students of their level."

The confrontation between the three caused a scene and the main campus students all wore a smug smiles, watching an E class beingtormented.

"Say something, E Class!" The fat human grabbed Nagisa's collar. "You want me to kill you?!"

Oh, this asshole shouldn't have said that.

'Kill?' Nagisa thought, staring at them.

'Kill...'

' "Kill", huh?'

Nagisa then brought his head down and lightly scoffed. Before looking back at them with a dark look.

"As if you've ever killed someone before."

Him and another said with their tone cold as ice.

The two moved away from him, making the other let go in the process, but only now notice the hand that was gripping the back of their school blazers. The two look at the person that was holding them, only to be greeted by the cold green eye glaring at them. Making them both shiver in fear. Hanako not-quite-lightly shoved the two to the side, calling for Nagisa.

"Let's go Nagisa."

"Hm." He hummed, walking towards the girl so that they can walked back to class together.

"W-where did s-she come from?!"

"A-and w-what was that?"

"Bloodlust?"

"See? My students are much more....motivated." He turned back to Karasuma, who watch in amazement.

'The E Class...'

'The End Class shoving normal students aside undauntedly.'

'That doesn't make sense. Not in my school.'

'It seems I'll have to make a few changes.'

'The assassination wait.'

'This is my top priority now.'

The walk back to the old campus was very tiring, as the E Class' classroom was located on the mountain top and daresay it's a whole lot of work out.

"I sometimes wish I had your strength, Hanako..." Nagisa panted, catching his breathe.

"Oh, well, I can always give you a piggyback ride." Hanako nonchalantly suggested.

"W-what?! I-I mean, I wo-wouldn't want y-you—" Hanako cuts him off.

"I don't mind. This isn't the first time I've carried you." She told him turning her back facing him, waiting for Nagisa to climb behind her.

"Are you really sure?" Her best friend asked for clarification.

"Yes, I insist."

"All right." Nagisa sighed, climbing at Hanako's back, locking his arms around her neck while she looped her arms under his knees and adjusting the weight before she started to walk.

"By the way, what were you still doing at the grounds? I thought you already went back?" Nagisa asked the girl.

"Well..." She tried to find the right words to say. "Let's just say I run in to some former mates of mine."

"Did they do anything to you?" His voice laced with concern and horror.

"The usual insults and stuff, quite pathetic if you ask me. I didn't really do anything." The silvernete shrugged.

"Well, that's good." Nagisa said in relief.

"Nah, they were just plain old boring. I didn't want to waste my time on them. I also just gave them a small goodbye gift." He can hear the smug in her tone.

"And that is?" He asked.

"I gave them the middle finger." And she was even proud.

Nagisa sweatdrops. "Typical Hanako." He whispered, as Hanako continued to walk back to the old campus.

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Lol, Hanako giving Nagisa a piggyback ride 😂

FUN FACT:

Originally Hanako was supposed to come after Karma. But I have changed that the last minute.