Having exercised today Xiao Zhan was tired, he lay on the bed, limbs spreading out, and started snoring within a few minutes. Wang Yibo helplessly covered him with a blanket and continued lying next to him playing games.

Xiao Zhan, in his sleep, vaguely felt the bed shaking and heard noises, and flailed awake.

"Junior, what happened?! An earthquake?!"

"Ah– yeah! God! Ah ah fuck yeah! Oh ah-"

"Junior you're watching porn?!"

In Xiao Zhan's heart, "Wang Yibo watches porn" was even more shocking than going through an earthquake. Wang Yibo shook his head.

"Bad soundproofing, the sound is from next door."

Seemed like people next door were engaged in very vigorous activities, the noise level high, it was likely that both their beds were separated only by a wall, soundproofing was usually pretty bad in places like these, they could only see who was noisier.

Xiao Zhan was both tired and angry, the moans of the girl next door also sounded very fake.

"Ah... I want that big cock! Oh! Ah–Yeah yeah–"

– Wow Sister, your voice sounds just like those post-processed dubbing, couldn't be any faker! Xiao Zhan was furious, kicking the wall.

"Lower your volume! People are sleeping!"

Who would have guessed that this resulted in them being louder, the actions even more intense, the sex toys next to the bed all started shaking, not only was the girl moaning, the guy was groaning as well.

"Oh! Fuck! How slutty! Tighter! Oh-"

"Ah ah fuck yeah, ah- uh- oh!"

"Fuck this-"

Xiao Zhan was enraged, he was about to leap out of bed and go next door and debate with this couple who were currently discussing life's greatest harmonies, but was dragged back by Wang Yibo.

Wang Yibo kicked the wall savagely, dust drifting down, seemed like the couple next door were scared mute.

"How does it feel to get fucked by your husband?"

— HUH?! Xiao Zhan looked at the expressionless Wang Yibo, Wang Yibo also looked at him and kicked the wall again, it was elegant and sexy, sexy yet a little overbearing, his overbearing showing his energy.

"How, great till you're speechless?"

Having lived together for 3 months, Xiao Zhan and Wang Yibo were very well-coordinated when gaming together, quickly understanding what Wang Yibo was trying to do, Xiao Zhan cooperated and stepped on the headboard. Being a martial arts practitioner, his movement was definitely fast and forceful, with this step it nearly broke the bed.

"Oh– Ah ah– Yamete! Yamete! No! Um ah no..."

Xiao Zhan called out pitifully, it was as though he was performing with the skills he had studied for life. Wang Yibo sighed helplessly, mouthing at him "Be a little sluttier" and called out again.

"Holding onto me so tightly and still saying no?"

– Damn! Master Xiao you're truly worldly! But I'm not too shabby myself! Xiao Zhan cleared his throat, quickly calling out sluttily.

"Ah! Ah! What a big cock! Hubby you're the best! Fuck yeah! Ah ah- I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh!"

Wang Yibo gave Xiao Zhan a thumb's up, giving him a complimentary expression, a Xiao Zhan who received such validation worked harder, his voice pitching up.

"Oh– oh! Fuck me! Fuck me harder! I'm gonna die... Fuck yeah! Ah! Yeah! Oh yeah– oh! God!"

"I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh oh–"

Aggressive knocking resounded from the door, giving Xiao Zhan a big fright. – Could it be the police conducting a raid?! Wang Yibo consoled him, "Don't worry, they won't arrest actual couples. Quickly remove your clothes and hide in the blankets."

Xiao Zhan quickly stripped leaving his underwear on, but Wang Yibo told him to make the scene more realistic he should remove the underwear as well. Xiao Zhan hardened his heart and took off his underwear, throwing it onto of the pile of clothes on the floor. Wang Yibo also threw his robe with the pile of clothes, creating a messy scene.

Looking at each other determinedly, Wang Yibo opened the door. Outside the door was a guy who looked around his age, his furious face changing upon seeing Wang Yibo, and screamed.

"Fuck!"

"What now?!"

Xiao Zhan got off the bed but felt his balls shrinking in the cold, quickly covering himself with the blanket and stuck his head out from behind Wang Yibo.

"Fuck fuck fuck!"

"Xiao Zhan?!"

"Liu Xing Hang!"

Xiao Zhan wanted to die on the spot, he remembered that the entire school thought Wang Yibo's dick was salty was due to Liu Xing Hang, what the fuck should he do now?! The thought of eliminating the eyewitness flashed through Xiao Zhan's head– No no no murder is illegal I can't do that–

"No, Liu Xing Hang you listen to me, I–"

"Sorry sorry sorry," Fucking stop apologising and listen to me! Xiao Zhan was about to kill Liu Xing Hang, but Liu Xing Hang had ran away. "You guys take your time, I'll go back too, it wouldn't be good if my girlfriend cooled down."

"We're done for, fuck, we're done..."

Xiao Zhan staggered and fell on the floor, tragically hugging his head.

"Junior, you might as well just really fuck me to death now."

Senior, what's wrong," Wang Yibo deftly carried Xiao Zhan who was huddling into a dumpling shape. "You recognise him?"

"He's my classmate, infamous for spreading gossip," the spreading of their rumours was definitely helped along by Liu Xing Hang, Xiao Zhan was not bearing a grudge, it was only that the memory was carved deeply in his head. "You still remember when I said that your dick was salty? He was the one who kept asking, then spread it around, damn it, the more I think about it the angrier I get, fuck I'll go murder him right now!"

Xiao Zhan threw the blanket away about to get off the bed, only to be pushed onto the bed by Wang Yibo.

"Senior, calm down, maybe he won't mention it? After all everyone thinks we're a couple, isn't it very normal to have sex as a couple?"

"Yes, you're not wrong, but," Xiao Zhan rubbed his face. "But... Nothing did happen between the both of us, I feel very wronged and judged."

"If you want, something can happen."