"Junior ah, junior... Come back quick, my love can no longer hold on..."

Twenty thousand years had passed, Xiao Zhan felt like he had waited for eternity, he imagined ten ways for Wang Yibo to die: When going down the stairs he would trip and fall to his death, walking down the slope he would trip and fall, going pass the park a tree would fall and crush him, get hit by a car and die, get crushed by a door to death... in short Wang Yibo still did not return.

Xiao Zhan was like Sun Wukong trapped in a pot on fire, but he was made of flesh, he felt that he was heated to the point where he could smell his meat cooking. Xiao Zhan was fit and healthy, falling sick less than once a year, when people like this fell ill, it was usually very serious. Xiao Zhan had pretty much sang all the songs he could sing, singing out all his emotions, and finally could not help but cursed.

"Wang Yibo you treacherous bastard! Even if I were to become a ghost I'll haunt your bedside and continue singing! Wang Yibo Wang Yibo Wang Yibo ah ah ah!"

Xiao Zhan's throat was dry till it smoked, but he was so enfeebled he could barely leave the bed, he could only lay on the bed and cursed Wang Yibo non-stop. Heaven rewards the diligent, Wang Yibo really returned.

"You still have the strength to sing by me bedside?" Wang Yibo removed his shoes only to see the motionless Xiao Zhan on the bed, and hurriedly went over to check on him. "Senior are you alright?!"

"Asshole you finally remembered to come back..." Xiao Zhan lifted his burning face, exhaling depressingly. "Quick get me water, even if I was a camel I would have been parched!"

Wang Yibo deftly poured a glass of water for Xiao Zhan, when Xiao Zhan was done drinking he handed him a bowl of porridge, Xiao Zhan stuck his head out of his bed, lifted the plastic spoon falteringly, eating his porridge while dripping it all over the place and chattered non-stop at the rarely seen busy image of Wang Yibo.

"Where did you go? I thought you fell down in a ditch somewhere, Comrade Wang Yibo, do you know that you have others relying on you, you have to remember your missions and tasks!"

"I was stopped midway by the department head of Student Affairs, I had to attend my class."

"..." Xiao Zhan had to pity Wang Yibo, he had never been caught skipping classes at all, once even brushing past the counselor and escaped by the skin of his teeth. "Then Junior you have truly lived honourably and died gloriously."

"Use the thermometer to check your body temperature," Wang Yibo could only commend Xiao Zhan for still being so spirited despite being so feverish. "Finish the porridge and take the fever medication, we'll see if you recover after a nap."

Who knew the thermometer reflected a temperature of 40 degree Celsius, even Wang Yibo with his lack of common sense also knew that this was very dangerous, immediately dug the burning coal like Xiao Zhan from the bed.

"We have to go to the hospital."

Not going not going not going-" Xiao Zhan gripped the bed railings tightly. "If you force me I'll slam my head on the railings and die!"

"Listen," Wang Yibo's big hand cupped Xiao Zhan's cheek, due to the big difference in temperature, Xiao Zhan only felt that his palm was cold and refreshing, and all he wanted to do was bury his face in his palm, but Wang Yibo held onto his hair and caressed it. "Just comply with me."

Xiao Zhan was groggy, it seemed as though an angel was next to him talking gently, being tempted by beauty he was seduced into agreeing.

Wang Yibo helped Xiao Zhan to the hospital like how he would help a granny across the road, but in actual fact Wang Yibo had never been to a hospital. Not afraid of getting a beating if heard, his family was rich, if needed private doctors would just do house calls for them.

Luckily he was still intelligent, just that he was usually too lazy to do anything, he went to take a queue number. As it was in the afternoon therefore there was not too many people, their turn arrived quickly.

The doctor was also direct and brutally honest, he measured Xiao Zhan's temperature, wow, 40˚C, what was there to cure, just bring him to the morgue, what? He did not want to die? Then he would need an injection. No injections? With such temperature he definitely needed an injection.

– Then just burn to death, why are you whining so much as a guy?

Despite being highly skilled in martial arts, Xiao Zhan was deathly afraid of pain, he had always been afraid of needles, he would rather get poisoned by a whole bottle of medicine and still not want to get jabbed. Wang Yibo recalled the incident where they fell down the slope and could also guess why Xiao Zhan refused to get the injection. He was forced to take action, grabbing onto Xiao Zhan's head and held it against his thigh, yanked down Xiao Zhan's pants exposing those firm and snowy buttocks, in one go skilfully solving the situation.

The one giving Xiao Zhan the injection was a nurse in training, the doctor did not know that Xiao Zhan was afraid of pain, believing that he adhered to typical male stereotypes, so he gave the nurse a chance to practise. Xiao Zhan trembled, the nurse too trembled, Wang Yibo looked at their trembling and also wanted to tremble, but still endured.

"It's ok, Senior, just a while, it'll be over very quickly."

The nurse lifted the syringe, she kept eyeing Wang Yibo, Wang Yibo gave her an encouraging smile, the nurse was suddenly overwhelmed, losing control of her hand, the needle pierced Xiao Zhan's ass.

"Ah–"

Xiao Zhan yelled liked a pig being slaughtered, the nurse too yelled.

"Ah ah ah I'm sorry!"

She clumsily pulled the needle out, applied the alcohol wipe, even his ass was burning, the chillness of the alcohol was like a death omen, he hopelessly hung his head, and mourned despairingly.

"Oh– Ah! Umm! Hiss..."

"Just, just relax first," No matter how alluring Wang Yibo was, the nurse was shook up by Xiao Zhan. "The needle, the needle will break – You see, the needle has bent."

Xiao Zhan's iron backside had managed to bend the needle, Wang Yibo sighed, and helped him replace his pants, Xiao Zhan could not help by tear thinking that he had cheated death, he suddenly felt a chill on his right butt cheek, and heard Wang Yibo's conversation with the nurse.

"Don't make a mistake this time, if not there isn't anywhere else for you to inject."

– Fuck Wang Yibo are you humane?! You're sacrificing my ass to flirt?! Ahhhhh ohhhhh ahhhhhh I'm going to kill your entire family ahhhhhh-