On a dark and windy night, it was the first of May, Labour Day, Wang Yibo was unfortunately forced to be a team leader for his club event, it was a 2 day 1 night trip, he could not return to the dormitory for the night. Xiao Zhan mercilessly mocked Wang Yibo for being dragged into being a greeter, only to be nearly kissed to death by Wang Yibo, Xiao Zhan had no choice but to act nauseatingly cute and called Wang Yibo his husband before Wang Yibo let go of him. What was this, why did he not realise that Wang Yibo was a big pervert in disguise? But Xiao Zhan could also understand, previously he had also wanted his cute and lively and understanding girlfriend to sweetly call him her husband, who would have known that Xiao Zhan no longer had the chance to hear people call him husband, and could only call someone else his husband, God was truly playing with him...

Unlike other couples, maybe because of his character, Xiao Zhan never wanted to cling to Wang Yibo 24/7, although when he told Huang Fan this, Huang Fan had scoffed: "Fuck off, you're roommates with Wang Yibo, you guys see each other all the time, just the two of you alone, even if you guys fucked till you were exhausted and died no one would find you guys."

Hearing this shivers ran down Xiao Zhan's spine, he said.

"Huang Fan, why are you such a freak? You've spent so much time with Xu Yang Sheng you didn't learn anything decent, only picking up this kind of things?"

Huang Fan was nearly bald with distress.

"Thanks to your well wishes."

Looking at the two of them pulling at each other Xiao Zhan could no longer bear watching, although Xiao Zhan was unqualified in commenting about such matters, he still analysed their relationship with Huang Fan, and finally found the root of their problem. Using Xiao Zhan's and Wang Yibo's excellent relationship as an example, a normal relationship should start from hand holding and light kisses, and not jumping straight into the Kama Sutra, this was no different from a shotgun marriage. Being like this was no good, Dr Xiao felt that this was not incurable, they only had to go back to the hand holding and kissing stage, their relationship would improve rapidly. Huang Fan shook his head.

"Actually we can now make love, very energetically, even the condom can break, but just making love without dating I cannot bear it, this must be karma."

"You also know it's karma!"

"Let's not talk about me, what about you," Huang Fan turned the arrow towards Xiao Zhan. "You still haven't slept with Wang Yibo?"

"Why, is it very surprising?" Xiao Zhan proudly puffed his chest up. "I'm different from all you horny dogs out there, a step by step progress is very important to me, things should happen spontaneously, when the time is right we'll naturally–"

"Bro, just shut up, how long have you guys been dating?" Huang Fan did not know to laugh or cry. "I'm distressed on behalf of Wang Yibo!"

Actually if he said that he did not want to do that it would have been too fake, however Xiao Zhan was still in the midst of preparing, he was also too embarrassed to ask Wang Yibo to sleep together, Wang Yibo was all ready to start fucking his asshole, if after fucking any issues occurred, they might have problems in the future

"Actually, it's," Xiao Zhan sighed, his thoughts jumbled. "I don't have any experience in that, him either, it's our first time, we want it to be a good memory."

"Wang Yibo is a virgin?!" Huang Fan was shocked, ashes from his cigarette fell onto his pants and yet he did not brush them away. "With his qualifications he's still a virgin, maybe he just can't get it up..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Xiao Zhan immediately defended Wang Yibo. "He uses the XL ones!"

"Fine, fine," Huang Fan cupped his hands together in greeting. "Are you here today to gloat?"

"It's not like that, just, since you're the top, can you teach me that?"

"How am I going to teach you?!" Huang Fan suddenly looked like a young lady whose virtue had been stained by others. "I'll teach you personally? Shall I call for Xu Yang Sheng and demonstrate it for you? You've never watched gay porn but you should have watched straight porn right? You've never eaten pig trotters but you've seen pigs run right? Still want people to teach you this sort of things! Aren't you ashamed? You better retreat now, hurry."

It was said that after dating each other for long the couple would become more and more similar to each other, Xiao Zhan finally understood this, in the past Huang Fan would never be so aggressive, that sharp and sarcastic tone not unlike a woman selling vegetables in a market, it was exactly the same as Xu Yang Sheng. However, Huang Fan made Xiao Zhan realised something, it was better not to trouble others with matters of this sort.

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– Ok ok ok bro stop spamming, we'll talk nicely, your disappointment has filled my screen!!!

– Your little boyfriend doesn't allow you to come here?

– No no, it has nothing to do with Junior, I realised it myself, this sort of things, asking people for help I might as well do it myself, right?

– Haha, that's not wrong, then work hard! We'll watch the movie together when you're free!

– Yup yup [Act cute]

Chu Yun He stopped replying, Xiao Zhan felt a little bad looking at his screen, maybe Chu Yun He sincerely wanted to help him? Repeatedly rejecting his help, was this too overboard?

Maybe some words should not be said too confidently, a night without Wang Yibo in the room, it seemed very cold and lonely, Xiao Zhan was unable to fall asleep.

Tossing on the bed till 4am, he finally sat up. Normally, every night before sleeping Xiao Zhan would chat with Wang Yibo, the topics random, ranging from current affairs to daily matters, like a certain teacher's hair seemed to be balding, or a certain somebody's clothes were inside out today, or another someone fell down, even the smallest matters Xiao Zhan wanted to share it with Wang Yibo. However today his conversation partner was not next to him, Xiao Zhan felt lost, his heart empty, like a jigsaw puzzle that was missing a piece.

Fine, since it was like this Xiao Zhan had to admit he was not special, he also wanted to cling to his lover, sharing endless joy and worries, then falling asleep satisfied, maybe in the near future, before they sleep they could do some exercise on the bed to help them improve their sleep quality.