"The food at Not Fat Cafeteria is so bad it can make me puke out my meal from last night, Brother, I want to go to Super Delicious Cafeteria to eat."

"But Senior says that the food at Super Delicious Cafeteria is disgusting, he never goes there to eat."

"Look at you, fine, we'll go to Not Fat."

So Wang Yibo would bring along Shen Wan Qing like a pet to eat with Xiao Zhan, even while eating he could not relax, Xiao Zhan loved eating chicken drumsticks, he did not know whether Wang Yibo was pretending to be restrained or he really did not like it, he would always give the drumstick to Xiao Zhan. Today was the same, Xiao Zhan felt that when Shen Wan Qing was around, Wang Yibo and him were like an underaged couple hiding from teachers and parents, even if their eyes met for a few seconds they would shift away guiltily. Wang Yibo as usual gave the drumstick to Xiao Zhan, Shen Wan Qing immediately made a fuss next to them.

"Why does Senior have a drumstick!"

"Because Senior likes to eat it."

"Fuck, then I don't like to eat it?!"

"What does that have to do with me?"

– Good Junior, Senior will send you a flying kiss from my heart. Shen Wan Qing did not make anymore fuss, but as Wang Yibo and Xiao Zhan were dating secretly and they were too shy to declare it to others, there was still someone playing a huge gooseberry there.

Next, accommodation– Fuck do we still need to talk about this! When there was just Wang Yibo and him, they were happy and free, as though one was a fish in the other's pond, keeping watch over the moonlight! Now with a Shen Wan Qing, Xiao Zhan felt too awkward to sing in the shower, Wang Yibo also controlled himself and no longer kissed Xiao Zhan for no reason. Xiao Zhan could only cry without tears: Come on, come baby, I want to be kissed to death by you! Also, Shen Wan Qing was bad at video games, he moved when he was not supposed to, once outside he would be shot down, Xiao Zhan had no choice but to try and save him, and was also shot down, seeing Xiao Zhan being shot down Wang Yibo would naturally follow after to try and save his lover, and the group of three, dead, would sit there and just watch the list of top players that did not include them.

Finally, travel. This really was about to make Xiao Zhan crazy, Shen Wan Qing was even better than Xiao Zhan at sticking to Wang Yibo, for some reason, Wang Yibo also allowed Shen Wan Qing to do so. With the couple wear, they went to class together, finished class together, ate together, went back to the room together, played games together– as the first wife Xiao Zhan was also brainwashed into thinking that they were very compatible, this would not do, Xiao Zhan wanted to find a time to discuss with Wang Yibo, how to get rid of Shen Wan Qing.

Actually, at first, Xiao Zhan did not have this kind of attitude towards Shen Wan Qing, but as Shen Wan Qing had ignored Xiao Zhan's gestures of friendship, and he could see that he was a wealthy young master from his habits and behaviour. But despite sticking to Wang Yibo, Wang Yibo also did not bother with Shen Wan Qing, continue going his own way, sometimes when Shen Wan Qing was in the bathroom showering, Wang Yibo would grab Xiao Zhan and start kissing him, kissing him till his lips were swollen then only letting him go.

To continue holding back was not a solution, the break was approaching, if this was not settled before the break, when the new semester started there would still be Shen Wan Qing there as an obstruction!

"Sycophant, isolate you, go to the toilet, won't bring you. Caterpillar, put in bag. Pencil case, throw down stairs." (T/N: I couldn't find a way to translate it like the author wrote it, so here's a direct translation. Every phrase between punctuations is translated from 3 Chinese characters.）

Recently Xiao Zhan had been chanting this version of the Three Character Classic, although it was originally meant for cursing bootlickers, but now he felt that it was useful for cursing anyone. Even his heterosexual friend Lin Wei also came to ask Xiao Zhan.

"Did you get into an argument with Wang Yibo?"

"Why do you think so?"

Their relationship was very good, the more obstacles they met, the harder they would love!

"Nothing, I just noticed that you guys don't really hang out together these days."

Xu Yang Sheng and Huang Fan who had been immersed in their sorrowful, awkward and abusive relationship had also sensed it, in the cool and refreshing summer night the three of them crouched on the rooftop and smoked, having been their life mentor for so many times, finally this scum couple found their conscience to help Xiao Zhan out.

"Eh Ru Song, what's with the guy next to Wang Yibo?" Xu Yang Sheng loved gossip, once his ass stopped hurting his mouth started stirring, "Could it be that Wang Yibo has shifted his attentions, clinging together in love in front of you?"

"You think Junior will be like you two assholes?"

"Yo, you," Huang Fan threw his arm over Xu Yang Sheng's shoulder, biting the cigarette filter and exhaling smoke, "We've been friends all these while, you've only known Wang Yibo for so long, have you been dragged over to the summoner's rift?"

"Ha, must be, we see now, Xiao Zhan you superficial brother."

Xu Yang Sheng immediately supported the words of his husband.

"Fuck, can't you guys say something decent?"

Xiao Zhan wanted to use the cigarette to burn Xu Yang Sheng, but Huang Fan shielded him immediately.

"Look for me if you want revenge, Yang Sheng is innocent!"

"Really makes me want to puke."

Xiao Zhan rolled his eyes.

"I don't believe that you won't be like this if something happens to Wang Yibo," Huang Fan always like to provide stupid ideas, but they sometimes came in handy. "Back to topic, I feel that, you should talk to Wang Yibo, and ask him not to be so close to that guy."

"Actually the problem doesn't lie with Wang Yibo," In Xiao Zhan's heart, his beauty filter on Wang Yibo was at a full 100%, even Wang Yibo's farts would smell good to him. "Shen Wan Qing is the one sticking to him."

"He has feelings for Wang Yibo?"

"I'm 99% sure."