𝑭𝑰𝑭𝑻𝒀 𝑬𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻
Wang Yibo entered before he could scold him, Shen Wan Qing immediately hugged Wang Yibo, distressed, he was also experienced, and could smell the leftover scent of sex on Wang Yibo.
"Oh my god, Wang Yibo, I was wondering why since young you've never paid attention to girls, turns out, turns out you like men! Oh my god, I really feel sad for our childhood friends Xiao Li, Xiao Hong, Xiao Jing, Xiao Wen, Xiao Lan..."
"... How could you tell?"
"It was like this," Shen Wan Qing rubbed his face, dissecting everything for Wang Yibo. "When he was so friendly upon my arrival I felt something was fishy," Shen Wan Qing haughtily brushed his fringe, "I could tell that he was gay with one glance, he would always exchange glances with you, and every time when I'm talking to you, his stare could bore through me like an evil queen, he must be a gay interested in you!"
"So obvious?"
Wang Yibo's tone had a trace of sweetness to it, but Shen Wan Qing did not hear it.
"It's fucking obvious! I get goosebumps every time I see it! I, the heterosexual, on behalf of my cousin, reject you!"
Shen Wan Qing copied the Sailor Moon pose, only for Wang Yibo to knock on his forehead.
"Stop creating trouble."
"I didn't create any trouble," Shen Wan Qing sucked his lips in chagrin, rubbing his forehead. "How would I know that you're dating... You didn't mention it, and I saw that you were so nice to him, so I thought he was more difficult than you..."
Remembering being terrified by Wang Yibo this demon king when they were young, Shen Wan Qing shuddered, then comparing the current Wang Yibo who was so gentle and doted on Xiao Zhan whenever they were together, it made Shen Wan Qing's hairs stand on end: Where did the overbearing and demanding Wang Yibo from the past go? Love truly makes people stupid. The main thing was that, in Shen Wan Qing's opinion, with Wang Yibo's qualifications, he should find a beautiful generous graceful sexy intellectual cute sweet witty lady who was matchless amongst peers, but Xiao Zhan, crossing his legs while playing games, wearing a singlet with underwear, liked to startle over nothing, like an old lady busying himself in the dormitory...
What kind of modern Prince Charming and Cinderella story was this? Xiao Zhan other than being handsome had nothing going on for him! This was what Shen Wan Qing thought, if he really said it out loud Wang Yibo would probably sew his mouth shut.
"Because you've never seriously dated someone before."
"Like you're qualified to talk?" Shen Wan Qing could not hold it back. "This is your first love right?'
"Yes."
"Then fine," Shen Wan Qing patted Wang Yibo on the shoulder. "You'll get it after a few more times, treat it like you're trying all the different flavours."
"No need," Wang Yibo shrugged Shen Wan Qing's hand away. "One time is enough."
Wang Yibo suddenly recalled a movie he had watched, there was a line in it that he remembered till now: People would always change, today you like to eat canned pineapples, tomorrow you can like something else. Wang Yibo considered it, that after going in rounds, he finally realised that canned pineapples were the best, but the canned pineapples were now expired, would he not be regretful?
Life was too short, falling in love with one person was enough.
During the break Xiao Zhan worked at the supermarket daily as a cashier, he was counting money every day, but the money did not belong to him.
Today was Xiao Zhan's birthday, however, he had never celebrated it since his mother passed away, treating this day just like the rest of the 364 days of the year. Xiao Zhan had never mentioned his birthday to anyone, including Wang Yibo, thinking about it it was also quite lonely, for the first time Xiao Zhan felt a disappointment that no one was celebrating his birthday with him– but this was only for a moment, Xiao Zhan was not the affectionate type.
At this moment a huge birthday cake appeared in front of Xiao Zhan, he could not help but swallow his saliva: Who's so lucky to share my birthday? Damn you lucky brat!
"A total of 285 dollars."
Xiao Zhan received 300 dollars and prepared the change, passing both the change and cake to the customer, the customer took the change, but not the cake. Xiao Zhan noticed that the customer still did not accept the cake, he finally lifted his gaze up to glance at this tall customer, and was stunned for a moment.
"Senior, happy birthday."
Soft amusement could be detected in Wang Yibo's eyes, he placed an air ticket in Xiao Zhan's hand, Xiao Zhan scrutinised it, it was a ticket to Venice, Italy.
"Still remember that I said I wanted to kiss you on the Bridge of Sighs?"
Wang Yibo whispered into Xiao Zhan's ear, Xiao Zhan uneasily turned his head away, his ears redder than the red 100 dollars note.
"I remember."
"Let's go together?
"Together."
Wang Yibo smiled, only to be suddenly pushed from the back.
"So irritating, kids these days flirting everywhere, quick I want to pay for my items!"
"That's right that's right, I really can't watch this any longer, the Civil Affairs Bureau is just 300m to the left of the exit, quickly submit your complaint."
"Why is my life so hard, I just broke up so I'm here to buy some alcohol to cheer myself up, only to have PDA shoved into my face..."
"Ahhhh sorry sorry, I'm here now–"
This farce that was created by rumours finally was concluded by this smelly and stinky love.
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