Bottom to top mah clam feet. Oh and this all happened last night

YouSirJustGotLoki

JAX DOESN'T CARE 

JAX IS GOIN TA SLEEP 

SO NANIGHT

{lol I must leave v.v I shall return ON THE MORROW CAPTAIINN! night, love chu ^^}

tardisaddiction 

*SCREECHES* JAX DISS DOM MOMMA AND BABEE SPOOK!

YouSirJustGotLokid

Max: *looks around like a derp* why do I know you people...

I DID DARE 

DUMB MOMMA

tardisaddiction 

GOOD

DOMOMMA: YOU DARE DISRESPECT YO DOM MOMMA?

YouSirJustGotLokid

Max: I'll uh, take your word for it?

YO ASS IS SO WRINKLY 

ITS LIKE A STACK O PANCAKES 

FLAPJACKETY

tardisaddiction 

TIS WONDERFUL MAXIE-POO

DOMOMMA: YOU SEE DIS ASS? IT A NICE ASS. DON JUDGE MAH ASSES

YouSirJustGotLokid

Max: What xD that sounds really uh, weird?

DAMN YOU HAVE A FAT ASS MOMMA 

YOU IS A WHALE

tardisaddiction 

JAX is yo creator. She made you have a romance with a very hot man named Loki but she made you forget each other so that made me mad and I HATE JELLO I MIST MOVE *SCREAMS*

DOMOMMA: *stands*

YouSirJustGotLokid

Max: *derp face* 0_0

SPOCK IS MY BRUDDER YAY!

tardisaddiction 

Spock for inside domommas tummie in a squeaky voice: THAT TIS ILLOGICAL SISTAH JAX

C'mere Max sweetie. *sits in jello and pulls her on my lap *

YouSirJustGotLokid

I DID AND MOMMA GET OFFFFFFF

MAX: I'm so confuseddddddd

tardisaddiction 

NUUUUUUU 

YOU CANNOT 

CANNOT 

NEVAH 

EVEH 

BREAK 

MY 

SHIPS

NEEEEEEVVVVAAAAH

DOMOMMA: *SITS ON JAX*

YouSirJustGotLo... 

20 minutes ago 

{IM SOBBING XD XD XD }

I DO WHAT I WANT, THEYRE MY CHARACTERS

MAX: what is Loax?

tardisaddiction 

*SCREECHES AGAIN* 

JAAAAAX YOU DEMONIC PERSON 

HOW CUD UOU 

I'm MAD 

YO DONT LIKE ME WHEN ME MAD 

DONT TOUCH MY LOAX 

YES I CALL DEM LOAX 

NO JUDGE

DOMOMMA! COME DISCIPLINE YO KID

YouSirJustGotLokid

CLAM FEET ARE TERRIFYING

MAX: She made me forget who Loki was and made Loki forget who I was so who's Loki?

YOU CANNOT KNOW TIS A DRAMATIC PLOT DARM IT MAX

tardisaddiction 

*SCREECHES* NO SPEAK OF THE CLAM FEET

MAXIE-POO 

TELL ME WUT JAX DID

YouSirJustGotLokid

*gets off*

MAX: My creator is weird o_o do you know what she did 

do you 

know what 

she did 

and Loki

NUUU DONT TELL HER SHE'LL EAT ME LIKE A CLAM

tardisaddiction 

I AM TRES CONFUZZLED 

JACKIE I MEAN 

GET OFF YO DOM MOMMA 

MAX YOU CMERE

YouSirJustGotLokid

MAX: I HATH BEEN SUMMONED- wut

tardisaddiction 

(me too xD)

MAX  

MAX 

MAX 

MAX 

MAXIE 

MAXIE 

MAX 

DID YOU HEAR ME 

GET OFF YOUR DOM MOMMA

YouSirJustGotLokid

30 minutes ago 

{I quit I must stop xD I'm snorting like a demonized swine xD}

tardisaddiction 

(I'M SOOOOO HYPPPPEEERTRRR)

NO 

SHE IS PREGNANT WITH SPOCK

YouSirJustGotLokid

{IM DYING IM DYING JUST NOOOOOOOOOOO XDXDXD}

HELLO MOTHER *TACKLES IRENE ADLER*

tardisaddiction 

BECAUSE SHE IS NOT YO MOMMY! 

SHE IS  

*POINTS RULER AT IRENE ADLER*

YouSirJustGotLokid

I DID NOT KNOW I WAS A DOG 

MY MOTHER HATH LIEEED

*FALLS OUT OF SEAT DRAMATICALLY AND ROLLS ON THE FLOOR*

WHYYYY

tardisaddiction 

GOOD DOG

YouSirJustGotLokid

YES MASTER 0_0

tardisaddiction 

*slaps your head with a ruler*  

DONT BOW TO ME BOW TO NO ONE BUT ME

YouSirJustGotLokid

*bows* Yes sensei, I do.

tardisaddiction 

Pft no xD 

You have much to learn grasshopper

YouSirJustGotLokid

oh okie 

I thought you were o,o

tardisaddiction

Dude it's only 10:42 PM here  

I ain't goin to bed anytime soon