Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Guess what. Guess what. Guess what. Guess what.

It's late Friday night and I'm bored. So here I am! Shall we start tonights insanity with,

If Benedict Cumberbatch (it's a miracle I spelled that right in the state I'm in) got engaged, what would you do.

I WOULD FLUFFING CRY FOR FLUFFING 64 HOURS STRAIGHT!!

Also, I would buy a wedding dress.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway. Yep. Up late. Just cos I can. Cos. I stated saying 'cos' istread of 'cuz' or 'coz', but cos (see what I did there?) I read a caption of Benedict Cumberbatch (two points!) and it said, 'cos' instead of the other options.

I AM A CUMBERCOOKIE AND NO ONE WILL CHANGE THAT

...unless he gets married. Then either a) I cry, or b) I enjoy my new husband.

I AM FREAKING OUT COS (hehe) OF ALL THE DOCTOR WHO FIFTIETH STUFF GOING AROUND! Also, I just saw someone with bright orange skin. I also just saw them come out of a tanning store quite angry. Coincidence? I THINK NOT

Ahhh! I'm ona roll! I spelled coincidence correstly twice! FOUR POINTS!

Jensen Akcles. I spelled his last name worng, didn't I? Oh well. I got Benedict Cumberbatch right all three times. *like a boss nod*

Anywho, he's the blonde dude from Supernatural, right? I am trying to figure out if he is the younger or the older, cos (hehe) he is shorter than the dark-haired one, and I can't remember which naem belongs to which one.

it;'s Sam, dean, and Castiel, right? (ANOTHER POINT FOR SPELLING A NAME RIGHT YEAH BABY) Which of Sam and Dean is the older, and whick one is plaed by ths Jensen dude? Cos (hehe) he's attractive. The dude with the longer darker hair sin't as much.

Now the dude who plays the angel, Cas, his actors forst name is Misha! How cool is that? Misha Collins I thingK?

Ohaky. Now I am spelling things very wrongly and I am not bothing to correct em, so ha! I don;t know why I did tha. Why do I do this> It's funny, thoughg, roght?

Maybe I'll move away from the avtors.

SHERLOCK WANTS ME TO TELL ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS A SECRET BUT I'M AFRAID

TELL MEH IF I SHOULD DO IT OR NOT COS (hehe) IT IS IMPORTANT ALSO I AM A CHICKEN AND I AM STILL SHOUTING I'LL SHUT UP NOW

I just now learned how to silent sneeze. Wanna know how? WELL TOO BAD IT'S MY SECRET! *hisses* MAH PRECIOUS

Another point for spelling word right! what am I at now? I'm too tired to count or care. Someone else do it for me. Seb, I kow you're reading this. COS (hehe) I HAVE MIND POWAHS so will you count for me pleasr? Thanks buddy.

Hey hey hey hey hey you peoples reading this! Seb and I SHAVED. MYCROFTS. HEAD!

Twas for the Friday the 13th thingamabob. *derp*

DUMB PINTEREST IS BEING SLOW

okay i'm done now. Not with the weidr ranlings, dont worry! Just with sohouting about pinterest. *derp again*

What is derp? I dont know but I do it cos (hehe) it's fn to sy! Try it!

derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp

LEGLESSLEGOLEGOLAS IS WHAT MARTIN SAID NOTHING ELSE IS LEGITIMATE GO AWAY

I speeled legitimate correctly twice! Two moar points!

Mario Kart is cutthroat, man. I'm serious! My brother kitcked me once cos (hehe) I pushed him off Rainbow Bridge! And then theres the times where you're fluffing looking at the rong screeen. Ugh.

OH MY FLUFFING SWEET MAMA TARDIS ON BAKER STREET THE PHONE JUST RANDOMLY STARTED RINGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND MY RINGTOME IS THE TARDIS AND MY SSTER WOKE UP SCREAMING, "DOCTOR"

I JUST DIED

I'M DONE

I CAN'T EVEN

I JUST CAN'T

AAHHHHHH I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BUT I WAS WRONG I JUST SAW A QUOTE FROM ARISOTOLE AND MY MIND WHENT RIGHT TO SEB WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME AHHHHHH *screaming*

I should sleep. Nah. Who needs sleep?

Stig. The Stig needs sleep. Or does he?

DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKEHOLE

I thinks that's from Supernatural, but I dunno. I just shout it whenever I get in shotgun. Yes, then I sit there the entire ride without making any noise or moving. I'm just that awesome.

Okay, you know somehting? Oh, wait, crap I forgot.

.................................................something about something.....about iron man? .....................................Okay nevermind I forgot.

DID YOU KNOW!?

Hehe, Siri Burbly. That's for you, Seb.

Whenever I get the motivation, I am transforming my door into the TARDIS. No questions.

Also, Seb and I are gonna find the perfect TARDIS blue crayon and buy a billion of them and lock them in a room for noeone but us to use. Not even SJ. Well, maybe one for him.....Take that.

sometimes i look at you and i am sad cos (hehe) you are not a dragon

NO CAPES COS (hehe) COLESON IS A HIPSTER

you should just walk away right now and say, "I wash my hands of this weirdness." It would benefit us both. Well, not me. But you, yeah.

Who is cooton-eyeed Joe? Where did he come from wher did he go? Where did you come from cuttin eyeed Joe?

Isn't it weird to thing that your right and left hands have never touched you right and left elbows? An that you have never seen your face? Cos (hehe) technically you only see picuters and relefctings.

Apparently Robert Downy Junior is short. And so is Tom croose. I know Jeremy Renner is. But he's hot.. I mean, looak at th earms in the Averngers!

I imagine- whoops! Can't sayt that on here! Hehehe! DERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERPDERP

I haven't seen Merlin. Should I?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Oh, you mean this gate key?

I had to splee check the lkaast two sendtenced like four times to get it right. Haha i'm serioudhly tired I shollde sleep.

IT"S ALMOST TREE AM! That's when Seb replied udually! or rounf tree. I SHALL WAIT FOR THE SNIPAH

The snipah is mah bud. He's also -wait, still can't say it! Haha! HERPDERP

Anywho, da snipah is mah bud, and he's also an aardkarv and arisotolse and hes a daady! littleloku is adorab;e! So is are Val and asherlokk but lillteloki is cuter.

What is up with the 5-ever thing> didn't it useded to be 4-ever of somethin? I don;;t get it? Is it like the nstxt level or sometin?

HAY! Im really tored. COuld uou tell? My spleeing is probalbuy puot the wonidow by now, but itds okay, cos(ihehe) im itirD. Whoops. Meant tireds. HERPYDERPY

ARE WE CALLED FANS COS (hehe) CLEBRITYES ARE HOUT?

okay, I shouldn slepp nows. YUP.

BUT IM NOWT GONNW COS (HEHE) I WANNA TALK TO SEB

DON'T JUSDGE ME

okay i;m done nite nite

kisdding im stayin one wattpad im just gonna stop with this

byebye