Idiocy Rant
I hate stupid people. Why do they exist? Why do they not want to learn and quit being a burden on other people who have what they need? Like the people who don't put on their turn signals before they turn. And the people who are too busy eyeing the cute guy or girl at the table across the restaurant to get your order right the first, second, and third time, then having the audacity to ask for a tip when you walk out without your food.
And people who walk their absolute slowest across the street. And the people who walk in the middle of the road and can't control their snotty kids, who then run out and you slam on your brakes, making the airbag explode in your face and having to get 4 stitches across your forehead.
And then there's stupid employees. They don't do their work, they criticize yours and other peoples, they steal the lunches out of the fridge and have the last cup of coffee without starting another pot, they spill the cream or sugar and expect other people to clean it up as it they're royalty.
Then there's stupid people at the store, who take 45 minutes putting their merchandise on the conveyor belt thingamajig, then are like 5 bucks short so they just leave everything to go to an ATM across the isle, which then takes another 10 minutes, then they come back and want to leave a tip (y u no be smart) and rummage around for two pennies and a dime, then pile all their bags into two carts and have to get employee assistance to push them out. Then when you're the last one in line who had stayed because you have willpower, the cashier closes the checkout line.
Do you see what I mean? How annoying is all of that?
Then there are the people who thought it was a good idea to put out a 1D MOVIE! PEOPLE ARE BLEEPING WORRIED ABOUT ONE BLEEPING DIRECTION WHEN OBAMA WANTS TO BLEEPING ILLEGALLY DECLARE WAR ON SYRIA!?!? YES! THIS IS HAPPENING, PEOPLE!! But everything wrong with Obama is for another rant.
You know the people who can never admit that they're wrong, even when you shout at them for 10 minutes trying to convince them? I. Despise. Those people. THEY CANNOT BLEEPING SAY THREE SIMPLE WORDS! I. AM. WRONG. Or "you are right' but the first one is better. I admit I have done this when I was little, but c'mon. A 21- year old? He wasn't even drunk or anything!
Then there are the 1D, BTR, JB, and all other annoying boybands' fans. They just annoy the bleep outa me cos they're always squealing about this tweet or that shirt or that pose and this and that. I fangirl about Doctor Who and Sherlock, but in my house under my roof in private. Yes, I jump up and down excitedly when I see a tweet or picture or announcement, but again, in my own home. Plus, Doctor Who and Sherlock are infinitely better than any of those wannabes, so that gives me an excuse.
You know what I hated when I was young? I would ask a simple question in a polite manner after Mom and Dad got home from work, such as,
"Dad? Could I please play Minecraft on the Xbox? I'll keep it muted." And he would look at me, and in this smug, annoying voice with a facial expression to match, would say,
"Mmm... No." And I wouldn't care if he just said no, but it's the way he says it. I HATE it! JUST TELL ME NO WITHOUT THAT SMUGNESS! PLEASE!
I really hate bratty kids, too. You know which ones I'm talking about. The ones who have no manners, the ones you can hear screaming in the background of a phone call, the ones who beat their siblings and parents and the ones who wear the same clothes for like a week straight cos their parents 'don't want to force their opinion' on their 'dear child' who 'should be free to express himself/herself'. It makes me sick. My rule when I'm watching my friends kids, is 1: If I have to discipline them, I quit. And 2 is to leave the house cleaner than when you found it (it's just for a good tip hehe) but that's irrelevant.
I'm done for now. Bye.
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