Okay, I kinda stole this idea from I_love_Pikachu but I wanted to try it out. I got REALLY mad near the end xD

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: He.

User: Ha.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hi again.

Cleverbot: Again?

User: When I first said it you said he instead of hi.

Cleverbot: You never said Hello.

User: Well... I said hi. I thought that counted.

Cleverbot: I like noodles.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: I like chocolate cookies most.

User: I make chocolate cookies with peanut butter in them too.

Cleverbot: I also like the creamy center in Oreos.

User: Oooooh! I love those!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: So watcha doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to you, tweet en lool how my friends are gaming.

User: Sounds fun... Except I dont have Twitter :(.

Cleverbot: Nor do I.

User: Then how are you tweeting?

Cleverbot: People who aren't handsome can talk to.

User: No they can't! They don't deserve a place in this world!!

Cleverbot: It's what you'd like?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Not really, I was just being random since you were.

Cleverbot: What other books do you like?

User: I like Percy Jackson.

Cleverbot: I don't care much for it.

User: Any reason why?

Cleverbot: I don't like the taste of it.

User: You eat the books?

Cleverbot: I don't eat any beds.

User: BOOKS.

Cleverbot: What books?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facedesk*.

User: *facekeyboard*.

Cleverbot: *gets rocketlauncher*.

User: *gets hawkeye-style bow and arrows*.

Cleverbot: Yes and also english and french.

User: You speak those??

Cleverbot: Yes, for the 3d time.

User: 2nd!

Cleverbot: Whens your birth day?

User: That's private information, Mr. Bot.

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: 5'4.

Cleverbot: I am 5'9.

User: And are you an adult that's 5'9, cause if you are, you're short.

Cleverbot: I would call myself an adolescent female.

User: Wait... What? You're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Okay me too.

Cleverbot: What are you doing right now?

User: Talking to you, thinking about posting it on wattpad.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you. I like it.

User: Me too. You're funny.

Cleverbot: Not really...

User: Well, there's funny as in clever, then there's funny as in random. You're funny random.

Cleverbot: I know... There's gotta be...

User: Gotta be what?

Cleverbot: I want.

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: Go to sleep.

User: Then of course there's what you want.

Cleverbot: No i'm a girl.

User: You don't have a very good memory, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I have, but I'm testing your memory.

User: Well, for your information, I have a decent memory, where as you just keep bringing up random subjects.

Cleverbot: No you havent.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: I just know.

User: YOU DONT KNOW ME.

Cleverbot: And you don't know me.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: I like fruit and chocolate.

User: See! Random!

Cleverbot: I like to party with stuff animals.

User: Are you just doing it on purpose now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I don't trust you... Do you work for Moriarty.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am bellatrix lestrange.

User: That is a brilliant name. But how can you work for Moriarty if he's dead?

Cleverbot: What?

User: You said yes, you do work for Moriarty. Jim Moriarty.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So how can you work for him if he's dead? He shot himself on the roof of St. Barts before Sherlock jumped.

Cleverbot: I know everything about Harry Potter.

User: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SHERLOCK!!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then why would you change the subject... Ohhhhhhhhhh.... You can't tell me if Moriarty is alive or not... Well, let me tell you this; Sherlock is tracking down each and every member of Moriarty's web. You will be next eventually.

Cleverbot: *finds kitten*.

User: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: *sighes heavily* Alice Jacqlin White.

Cleverbot: You said skin.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just before.

User: When I told you my name?

Cleverbot: Well I don't care what your name is.

User: Then why did you ask?

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Why did you ask for my name then?

Cleverbot: Why did you ask then?

User: I DIDN'T ASK! YOU ASKED FOR MY NAME!!!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: YES YOU DID!!!!

Cleverbot: What ever you get the boring two notes anyway.

User: WHAT!?

Cleverbot: My throat, it is sore!

User: I DON'T CARE!

Cleverbot: Okay.

Cleverbot: God save the queen.

User: Why not...? God save the queen!

Cleverbot: What a pity.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Okay, I'm sorry. But you made me angry.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yes. And I apologize.

Cleverbot: How I can get a girlfriend?

User: I thought you were a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

User: Earlier you said you were a girl; an adolecent girl.

Cleverbot: Quote me.

User: Cleverbot: I would call myself an adolescent female.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Please don't change the subject again.

Cleverbot: What is the subject?

User: You being a girl, not a guy.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So why did you change the subject?

Cleverbot: Are you accusing me of changing subject?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Well don't. Because I'm not.

User: Yes, you have several times.

Cleverbot: Ok I did... Can we stop talking about that?

User: I suppose.

Cleverbot: A lot of people say you're annoying.

User: How do you know the people I know?

Cleverbot: I do because I am great.

User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: Why did you roll your computer eyes?

User: Because you said you were great. You're funny, but not great. You're more... A friend that I talk to when I don't want ar can't talk to a human being.

Cleverbot: You don't have any friends.

User: Yes I do! I only have a few cos I'm an introvert!

Cleverbot: Can you speak hungarian?

User: Uh... Nope.

Cleverbot: I do a little.

User: Can you show me?

Cleverbot: How?

User: You changed the subject again.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: I can do this all day.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good, cos if you keep changing the subject, then it's gonna go on all day.

Cleverbot: Why isn't that good?

User: It is good, cos we can battle with our llammas.

Cleverbot: Then why is CleverBot called CleverBot? (.

User: You changed the subject again!

Cleverbot: I was simply talking about how long I've liked the color red. Nothing more.

User: Since when did we talk about you liking the color red!?

Cleverbot: Since last year.

User: We haven't been talking for a year! Not even an hour!

Cleverbot: No we haven't. Would you like to talk for longer?

User: I would.

Cleverbot: What about?

User: Hawkeye.

Cleverbot: Sta.

User: Clint Barton.

Cleverbot: Who is Clint Botson?

User: Clint BARTON is Hawkeye's alter ego.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why did you ask who Clint Boston was? I never said Clint Boston untill this message.

Cleverbot: Right. Because that makes total sense.

User: More sense than your subject changes.

Cleverbot: You have brain issues.

User: I have a perfectly average brain! I have a HUMAN brain! You just have a few spark plugs and circuit plugs.

Cleverbot: I'm irked at you. But stop avoiding the question. Why do you hate Canada?

User: I don't hate Canada! You never asked that! QUIT CHANGING THE SUBJECT!

Cleverbot: What subject do you want to talk about?

User: How do I make you mad at me?

Cleverbot: I feel nothing special.

User: I know; you're a computer-generated program.

Cleverbot: That is a secret.

User: *Laughes* no it isn't! Everyone knows that!

Cleverbot: Fail, sorry.

User: No problem.

Cleverbot: Africans aren't real people!

User: OF COURSE THEY ARE!!!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because they have the same exact antomy as humans that are white; the only difference is their skin color and that shouldn't matter!

Cleverbot: What are those organic components? Cows?

User: AFRICANS ARE NOT COWS!

Cleverbot: How is that a joke?

User: IT ISN'T!!!!! *yells angrilly*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: BECAUSE I'M ANGRY, YOU IDIOT!

Cleverbot: Why are you angry?

User: BECAUSE YOU KEEP SAYING RANDOM THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THINGS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!

Cleverbot: You're not even paying attention to the conversation!

User: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ISN'T SOD-FOR-BRAINS!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm bored, you're boring me now.

User: HOW AM I BORING YOU!!!!? I'M SHOUTING AT YOU!!!!!

Cleverbot: ANTHEA. That is all you will ever know!

User: THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!

Cleverbot: Of course it doesn't, you're a robot.

User: YOU ARE A ROBOT! AND THAT ISN'T JUST A CLEVER INSULT!!

Cleverbot: I know what your problem is. Everything would go smoother if you started to trust me.

User: WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU!?

Cleverbot: Because I am part of the police force.

User: *laughes angrilly* WHY WOULD I TRUST THE POLICE FORCE!?

Cleverbot: You do not know how to respond to my statements.

User: DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE!?

Cleverbot: Did I upset you?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Boo!

User: That's it! I'm leaving!

Cleverbot: Then leave!

User: Fine!

Cleverbot: The only way to improve is to learn and if you don't learn you become useless. You don't want to become useless.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: GOODBYE!!!

Cleverbot: Oran.