CHARLIE THE UNICORN WAS A HANDSOME HAPPY CREATURE

WITH A STRONG BODY AND A RAIN BOW HORN AND AN ATTITUDE TO KILL

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A SANDWICH UP ON TOP OF CHARLIE'S HORN

COS WHEN HE WENT TO EAT IT UP ALL HE GOT WAS A FACE FULL OF SCORN

CHARLIE THE UNICORN HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME

COS HE HAD SO MUCH SCORN IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE

TO SHOW HIS FACE IN TOWN

OHH CHARLIE THE UNICORN

WASN'T A VERY HAPPY LAD IN FACT HE WAS SUCH AN UNHAPPY CAMPER YOU COULD EVEN SAY HE'S MAD

SO CHARLIE THE UNICORN WENT AND ATTACKED THE TOWN

HE WAS MAD AND SAD AND MISSED HIS DAD SO MUCH HE COULD DROWN

BUT HE DIDN'T BECAUSE THAT'S NOT VERY COOL HE JUST WENT AND PUNCHED HIS TEACHER AT SCHOOL

Tis a song I wrote with my best bud. Goes to the tune of Frosty the Snowman.