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"Jisung, did you fart again?!"

"Go home Chenle, you're five, let me eat my fucking pot brownie!"

"Bitch, I graduated from the womb before you did and in Korea age matters, don't forgot, okay? And that's a chocolate cupcake dumbfu--"

"Shut up, and Jaemin and Mark are actual Koreans unlike your flat-ass yet they didn't have birthday parties, so clearly, age isn't shit!"

"Listening to you talk actually increases the size of lipocytes in my body, I will shove a grenade up your dickhole!"

"That's a good thing, maybe your ass won't be flat anymore."

The party was full of strange conversations similar to Chenle's and Jisung's. After all, it was a party with crackheads, despite the absence of legitimate crack.

But still, the first floor of the boys' dormitory was lit. Booming system, Fortnite matches, quality music playlists, cheap snacks, and a shit ton of boys having the time of their lives.

Jaemin was running late, saying he wanted to order a new door on Amazon before joining the party later on. Jeno knew the real reason was that he didn't want to face his Chinese crush. In their group chat, the younger hid behind a 'petty bitch' facade, but he couldn't handle having to face Renjun in real life. The rest of that night at Renjun's house was enough for the younger.

Jeno did want to drag Jaemin downstairs to join the party but didn't want to force the caramel-haired into something he would be uncomfortable doing. (What a kind soul, we don't deserve him😫😫😤😤😤😍.)

Instead, the raven-haired mingled with random boys, getting to know who would soon be his classmates and getting used to speaking English all the time rather than switching between Korean and English.

There was one group, in particular, that he enjoyed being with.

"Get a fucking room horny fuckers!" Im Changkyun, one of the shorter, black-haired teenagers in the group yelled.

A tall boy, with dyed, bubblegum pink, Chae Hyungwon, hair detached his lips from his shorter, muscular boyfriend, Lee Hoseok, and shouted back, "No one asked your irrelevant ass to talk, Chang-cunt!" He then returned to making out with Hoseok.

"Say that to my best friend again, and I'll fucking roast your ass to Korea you disproportionate giraffe!" the sharp-eyed brunette, Lee Jooheon, snarled.

"OOF, the friend-zone must fucking hurt!" the other Lee, Minhyuk, snorted.

Sohn Hyunwoo, who preferred being called "Shownu" but was generally referred to as "Dad" by his friends, spoke up over the loud music, "Shut up you bitches, there's a fetus present!"

Yoo Kihyun snorted. "Jeno's not fetus, his jawline is almost as good as mine. And I bet there's someone at this party he wants to fuck hard."

"Sounds like me," Minhyuk turned to the younger, smirking. "Except only for you, Ki-hoe baby."

"I top, bitch," Kihyun snapped, slapping the lighter brunette's ass. "Don't you fucking forget."

"Kihyun tops Minhyuk?!" Hoseok shrieked. "Damn, welcome to the top club, small Satan."

"This is as dry as Jooheon's roasts, let's play something," Hyungwon suggested, ignoring his grinning boyfriend.

"How 'bout I play with your di--"

"Truth or dare it is!" Minhyuk clapped his hands.

Jeno had been laughing his ass off until he spotted a certain caramel-haired boy enter the area. The older beckoned Jaemin to join them, and soon, half the partying boys, including all the Dreamies, were surrounding the couch Minhyuk and his friends had claimed.

Jooheon was no longer salty and sang, "My crew is big and keeps gettin' bigger, that's cause Jesus Christ is my-- uh, my mans~"

No one picked "Truth" in the game, consequently resulting in a majority of the boys having to pull stupid stunts and pranks or do however many shots. Jisung and Chenle had been dared to steal booze from a nearby liquor store, which they accomplished expertly in a short amount of time, so shot glasses filled with various alcohols were lined up on tables.

The game had been going fine and well, with the other half of the non-playing boys gaming or watching Netflix.

Until Kihyun turned to Jeno and Jaemin, smiling slyly. "Aye, you two, truth or dare?"

"Dare," they automatically answered in unison.

"Seven minutes in heaven," he announced, other boys whistling, the Dreamies laughing and wheezing. "Pick a random room or do it here, we don't care."

Jeno caught Renjun's eye and saw the older Chinese male biting his lip and avoiding his gaze. Jaemin narrowed his eyes and roughly grabbed Jeno's wrist to drag him into the hall of dorm rooms, picking the first empty dorm.

The older was shoved inside while Jaemin closed the door and leaned against it. "I'm not doing this shit, by the way"

Ignoring the younger's words, Jeno unbuttoned a few buttons on his shirt, ruffling thoroughly through his hair, which Jaemin frowned at. "The hell are you doing to yourself? I said I'm not going to fuck you!"

"Keep telling yourself that," the raven-haired laughed. "Anyway, I'm just making it look like we did shit, or they'll make us do worse."

"Smart," Jaemin commented, doing the same as the other.

"Smarter than your shit hair lookin' ass."

"What do we do instead? Play Minecraft, have a roast battle, watch hentai?"

Jeno sat himself down on one of the beds. "How're things with Renjun?"

The younger jumped, stumbling slightly as he went to sit on the other bed, shocked at the sudden question. "I-- uhm. It's fucking ruined, to be honest. Thanks to you."

The older winced and mumbled, "Sorry," which Jaemin could only just hear over the music pounding through the walls of the dorms. It was a surprise how no one had busted the party when the booming system was such an effective ear-rape machine.

"I'll get over it, I guess. Maybe. Probably not. Ugh, fuck."

Now Jeno was frowning. "Hey, listen. My advice was hella shitty yesterday--"

Jaemin interrupted a mock incredulous tone, "Oh, rEoLLi?!"

"--Shut your fuck up. Anyway, Renjun might never like you, but you'll find someone who likes you because... uh, you have Fortnite wins? No, wait, some blind hoe who can't see how ugly you are will love you for your nonexistent visuals."

"You wanna go?!?! Meet me at the bike racks tomorrow behind Walmart, imma motherfucking roast your wrinkled ass to Uranus if you don't stop."

"Baby don't stop--"

"You're," Jaemin, started, clapping after each word,

"So.

"Fucking.

"Not.

"Precious.

"Just.

"Horny!!!!"

Jeno continued his rendition, "Baby I just feel so right, baby I just feel so--"

"God fuck me," Jaemin whined. "Alexa! Deactivate Jenhoe!"

"Alexa, play 'Baby Don't Like It', and tell Jaemin he's never gonna get a good fuck, or even just Renjun's ass with that judgemental, unaccepting attitu--"

"You little slut!" Jaemin leaped from his bed and landed on Jeno on the other bed. They rolled around, making a mess of the blanket and sheets, tugging at each other's hair, clothes, limbs —  nOt iN a sExUaL wAY oF cOUrSe.

Just as Chenle opened the door with Jisung behind him, to tell the older two their seven minutes were over, Jaemin was screeching, "I'm gonna knead your body, fucking clay sketch dirt bitch lookin' ass--"

Jisung whispered to the shooketh Chenle, "Let's just leave and come back tomorrow morning when their clothes are off but they're covered by the blanket," the Chinese boy nodding quickly and carefully closing the door. The younger boys walked back into the scene of the party where Jeno and Jaemin were long forgotten.

When they saw Renjun looking around, asking if anyone knew Jeno and Jaemin's location, Chenle shouted, "They're in-- they're in their room going to sleep!"

The youngest blonde nodded along with Chenle's lie. They wanted to protect Renjun and believed it was better he didn't know the truth — that Jeno and Jaemin, who claimed to hate each other, were about to fuck in some random room.

Damn, our fetus Kings are not only gorgeous and smart and considerate friends but motherfucking smooth ass liars as well.

Renjun nodded. "Thought you were gonna say 'They're inside each other', but okay, thanks. See ya."

He turned around and rejoined the party along with the younger blondes, eventually forgetting about Jeno and Jaemin as the night went on.

The said males, on the other hand, were completely unaware of anything happening outside the random dorm room and continued fighting each other physically and verbally.

Suddenly, Jeno uttered the insult that ended all roast battles and fights, that killed the dinosaurs, that causes the occurrence of mass murders, that unleashes Satan from the depths of your soul:

"No u."

Jaemin gaped, but shook his head, acting unfazed. "No u times two."

"No u times four twenty."

"No u times however many times you 'no u' me plus one."

"......Alexa, play 'Apado Gwaenchanha'."

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[a/n]: play the video above now ,;-;, be quiet don't cry

i was gon write some reno or renmin shit for the dare but fuck that, enjoy some jaeno finally

also i had to add monsta x in this bc tHEY TALENTED AND HAVE MORE VISUALS THAN YOU HAVE HOLES ON YOUR BODY

yeah so stan monsta x

! ! I M P O R T A N T   N O T E   K I N D A ! !

for the next week i won't have wifi so i won't be able to update🙃🙃🙃🙃

but i'll try to write lots so i can update a shit ton once i have wifi again😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

i love you guys so much, and i hope you enjoyed this chapter and this whole book so far!!❤️❤️