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A week ago, Jeno had met Jaemin's friends and had become well acquainted with them. On that same day, he had been added to their group chat. Since then, because the Markhyuck couple were on a fake honeymoon, a little trip for just the boyfriends, they weren't able to hang out for another day of their week tour, so they texted instead.

In separate rooms, Jeno and Jaemin were relaxed on their beds, laying in whatever position was most comfortable while typing rapidly on their phones. 

The whole group spoke fluent Korean, but would occasionally text or say things in English. The China line especially, when wanting to say something without getting murdered in their sleep later, would speak or text in Chinese.

Jeno had a lot more fun texting them than he did his old friends from Korea. It wasn't that he disliked his old friends, he loved them to death and missed them greatly, but texting and calling were difficult due to the different time zones. Texting friends who actually lived in the same hemisphere of the earth as he did was so much easier.

The raven-haired boy smirked when he heard Jaemin's angry yelling from his room. They left both their doors wide open, so if need be, they could barge into the other's room to steal the abundant amounts of snacks they had laying around, or yell at each other and be heard clearly.

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Today 4:20pm

jisuckmydick named the conversation "annoying ass hoes"

richerthanyobrokeass named the conversation "4 de last mf time keep it at dreamies"

jisuckmydick named the conversation "chenle is most annoying hoe"

richerthanyobrokeass named the conversation "jisung = bitchass saltyass lil shit"

rencunt named the conversation "istg fuckers stop or i'll end you"

daddysatan named the conversation "bitch you're too weak"

jisuckmydick named the conversation "chenle's dong = nonexistent"

mork.longassride named the conversation "stfu or i'm calling the police"

mork.longassride
⌳srsly y'all i'l be mf dead bc these dumb notifs are annoying my grandma

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳that's why you turn notifs off brenda

bitchimjaemin
⌳literally the whitest asian

daddysatan
⌳y'all crusty ass bitchy ass shitty ass garbages your moms shat out better stfu or imma steal some crusty flaky dildos from the strip club your poor asses can't even properly dance at and shove them so far into your eye sockets that your eyeballs which are bigger than your actual balls fall out and the crust from the dildo infiltrates your brain and make you lose your two IQ points
⌳mark is a work of fucking art
⌳you are irrelevant and canceled if you disagree
⌳c a n c e l e d

bitchimjaemin
⌳"irrelevant and canceled" you described jeno perfectly

jenopehoe
⌳at least i ain't a dumbass whipped for a guy who's too busy loving my hot enemy and will therefore never like me back

bitchimjaemin named the conversation "@ jeno ima rip off ur tiny dick & shove it up ur asshole"

jenopehoe
⌳at least i got a dick
⌳all you got is STDs

rencunt named the conversation "D R E A M I E S"

rencunt
⌳ANYWAY
⌳@ bitchhyuck hOe i'm older than you have some respeCk

daddysatan
⌳this isn't the fucking stone age i don't care about your stupid old ass
⌳i can end you w/o blinking an eye

jisuckmydick
⌳yeah an ugly eye

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳ugly just like the rest of him

bitchimjaemin
⌳yea bitchhyuck imagine what it would be like to be attractive

mork.longassride
⌳oKay listen i got all your mommas and papis whipped for my gorgeous ass so w a literal single (just like all y'all poor stupid untalented uneducated unloved useless hoes) phone call i can make sure y'all'll stay in a dingy sketchy basement and never see the sun or fortnite ever again in your life
⌳don't diss my babe

jenopehoe
⌳if there's a drug dealer in that basement i'm down

rencunt
⌳lmao
⌳ya and some vodka

jisuckmydick
⌳whomst the fuck is a "y'all'll"

daddysatan
⌳you all will
⌳how tf did you not know

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳not all of us speak fluent bullshit sorry

jisuckmydick
⌳aka the language of the ugly moldy gay fuckers

bitchimjaemin
⌳congrats you described yourself

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳i saw his motherfucking report card he got a 1 on "evaluates and describes shitty ass fucking useless concepts"
⌳he can't describe shit

rencunt
⌳that 1 is prob straighter than him

daddysatan
⌳a motherfuckin rainbow is straighter than him

jisuckmydick
⌳school is shit i aint wastin time describing trees and american history when i could spend it on pornhub
⌳and tbh *whips out and starts shooting rainbow gun* the only sin i commit is pride

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳and all the other ones bc you're a mf sinner destined to rot in hell

jisuckmydick
⌳like your dreams

jenopehoe
⌳he's a skinny legend tho

mork.longassride
⌳we all skinny legends tbh

bitchimjaemin
⌳except jeno
⌳he a mf obese fatass chunky lipid thot

jenopehoe
⌳and you're a cunt
⌳but ik you're just jealous bc i'm sm thiccer than u

rencunt
⌳thick w 69 c's

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At this point in their text conversation, Jaemin had stormed into Jeno's room and leaped onto the boy laying on the bed.

It was very awkward, their position. Jeno's legs had been up against the wall with his back and head on the bed, and he had been looking up at his phone. 

He thankfully had fast reflexes, so he had dropped his legs and tossed his phone aside, but it didn't make their position any less sexual. Jaemin was on top of the older, his head near Jeno's pelvic area, Jeno in the same situation.

Neither paid any attention to their position — often referred to as "69" — because Jaemin immediately turned his body around to pin Jeno's arms above his head on the bed.

"I told you to stay away from Renjun, didn't I?" Jaemin hissed, his warm breath fanning against Jeno's face.

The latter scrunched up his nose. "Your breath smells like moldy pig shit. And you say that Renjun is yours, but right now it seems that I'm yours--"

"Shut up!" Jaemin exclaimed. "Just stay away from Renjun!! He's fucking mine, what don't you get about that?"

"It's not my fault he loves me," Jeno laughed, his body shaking under Jaemin's, the sound of joy only getting louder as Jaemin's glare grew darker. "I'm pretty irresistible, you can't get angry at me because he's whipped for me."

"I will spank your ugly ass back to Korea," Jaemin snapped.

"You mean the ass Renjun loves so much?" Jeno innocently asked, grinning up at the caramel-haired boy. "Why do you even like him, anyway?"

"He's perfect, unlike you," Jaemin replied harshly. "Smart, and cute--"

"Just like me," Jeno finished. "He likes my visuals more than yours, which ain't saying much because you're fucking hideous."

"You little shit, I will peel your skin head to toe with a motherfucking potato peeler!"

Jeno raised an eyebrow at the threat. "You know, you were kind of normal, but you just get so much weirder when you talk the most random shit."

"I guess I'm more comfortable around you now," Jaemin shrugged. "Anyway, back off!"

"You're the one on top of me!" Jeno cried, finally shoving the younger off him. "And I can't promise anything--"

"You bitch!" Jaemin screeched, a little unbalanced from being pushed off. He tumbled to the ground while Jeno laughed his — thi(c x 69) — ass off.

"Get the fuck out of my room," Jeno ordered, but he didn't sound so stern because of his eyes gleaming with delight, crinkled into crescent moons.

Jaemin stood up and began making his way back to his room. "Just stay the hell away from my man!"

"If I had a dollar for every time you said that," Jeno called back, "I'd be rich enough to fund plastic surgery to fix your face. Oh wait, your face can't be fixed. And that's why Renjun just can't stay away from me."

Jaemin turned back around to shoot daggers at Jeno through narrowed eyes. "You just met him! Stop acting like you're some god he's obsessed with! You're barely even in our friend group."

"And yet, it's obvious he likes me," Jeno countered, smirking.

Jaemin groaned in frustration and shut Jeno's door behind him as he threw himself into his bed, muttering to himself, "I knew Renjun first, we have history! And why the hell would he go for someone like Jeno?"

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Today 4:59pm

mork.longassride
⌳yo where's jaeno

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳i don't know her, who tf?

jisuckmydick
⌳jaemin and jeno you fucktard
⌳and they're prob shoving their dicks down each other's throat

rencunt
⌳hol up, they hate each other

jenopehoe
⌳and i actually have taste

bitchimjaemin
⌳must be why you talk so much bullshit
⌳you eat shit then puke it back up

mork.longassride
⌳found them
⌳r y'all free tmr

jisuckmydick
⌳r you and bitchhyuck back tmr

daddysatan
⌳nah we're coming back tonight

bitchimjaemin
⌳*coming with each other tonight

jenopehoe
⌳whaddya know, jaemin the hoe speaks the truth

bitchimjaemin
⌳i'm texting you fucking dumbass

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳husband fights

rencunt
⌳i'm free, so is chenle

jisuckmydick
⌳it's a no from me
⌳jk i guess i can hang out w y'all losers

jenopehoe
⌳jaemin the hoe and i too

mork.longassride
⌳lit
⌳leggo to the woods

jenopehoe
⌳hiking??1??1!1¿¿1!1¿?1!1??

bitchimjaemin
⌳no dumbass

jisuckmydick
⌳we hang out there when we wanna appreciate nature n shit

bitchimjaemin
⌳you need the exercise anyway jenhoe

jenopehoe
⌳square up cunt

daddysatan
⌳ayeeee where my blinks at

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳hitting chu w that ddu du ddu du

rencunt
⌳sayin life's a bish but mine's a mOvie 

mork.longassride
⌳see ya later bois, hyuck n i gotta go

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daddysatan
⌳dont die kids 
⌳jk pls do

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rencunt
⌳ew they're a gross couple

jisuckmydick
⌳ew they're so stupid

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳ew they gon smash

bitchimjaemin
⌳ew they disgust me almost as much as jenhoe

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳omfg have y'all ever tried not wanting to murder each other

jisuckmydick
⌳have y'all tried being gay asf for each other like mork and bitchhyuck
⌳u no wat i dare u to try

jenopehoe
⌳jaemin ur a shit
⌳but you're my shit

bitchimjaemin
⌳i didn't come out ur ass

jenopehoe
⌳yea i was the one who was in ur ass
⌳k this shit nasty i can't flirt with a literal piece of shit

bitchimjaemin
⌳ur L I T E R A L garbage tHo
⌳and same i hate him

jenopehoe
⌳ily2
⌳k ew no i'm out

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bitchimjaemin has gone offline

rencunt
⌳...

jisuckmydick
⌳ya know jeno's pre aight
⌳but if we gotta deal w jaeno bullshit..

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳..my will to live will slowly deteriorate as they continue their hateful interactions

rencunt
⌳wow such big words for a big boy

richerthanyobrokeass
⌳bigger than jisung

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jisuckmydick
⌳u just wait until tmr when i rip off your dick and shove it up your nose so you die

jisuckmydick has gone offline

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