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For the remainder of Chensung's party, Jeno made sure he was by Jaemin's side. He wasn't genuinely possessive, just acting flirtatious and letting everyone know Jaemin was 'his'. The younger had been mildly flustered at first, almost choking on several occasions, but eventually, he returned the claims. He acted the same way, and it soon evolved into a competition between the two — who could act more confident dominant prominent gay?

"Damn, Jaemin," Salami girl commented, standing with the two and Renjun. "Fashion sense snapped. Your outfit beats even Shrek's."

Jeno smiled and threw an arm around Jaemin's shoulders, pulling the younger close to him and pressing a quick kiss on Jaemin's temple. "I know. My angel could wear clothes from Wish or other Instagram ads and make them look perfect, he's really that attractive."

Pretending to act disgusted, the younger scoffed as a response when on the inside he was flying. It was a joke, yet Jeno's comment — and pet-name — made him elated.

Salami girl smirked, "Ultimate couple accepted their homo." She then nudged Renjun's arm violently, the boy almost falling over, and she said, "If only the true angel here could accept the het and love me like that."

"We ain't third-wheeling, bye!" Jaemin suddenly called, wanting to give the emerging couple pRiVAcY. He and Jeno turned away, still practically glued to each other.

The older frowned. "Third-wheel? We're two separate people though..."

"Nah, you're mine, I'm yours, we cum together." Jaemin smiled comfortingly, contagious and reaching Jeno's face immediately as the two laughed and weaved through the party aimlessly.

"Wow, you used to rant for years how stupid and ugly I am and how much you'd rather die than be associated with me," Jeno teased.

The younger easily scoffed away the concept, "It's called lying, you're very hot. Sexy, even."

Jeno paused, shocked at the pink-haired.

"Daddy," Jaemin winked.

Jeno choked.

But then he recovered, smirking wildly. "So you admit I top and you're my baby boy?"

Mock annoyed, Jaemin shot a glare. "Just wait 'til the day we wake up together in the morning and your whiny ass is crying 'cause it still hurts from when I fucked you a month ago."

Remaining unfazed, Jeno blinked and smiled, eyes shining. "Awwh, babe! You wanna stay with me that long?"

"If it'll make you admit you bottom, then yes," Jaemin smiled back, nodding decisively.

"We'll have to be together forever then."

"I'm down."

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D R E A M I E S

Today 6:66pm

mxistcrackass
⌳chenler did you get busted

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳nah, satan loves me

daddysatan
⌳i only love my bed and my momma im sorry
⌳o and mork

bitchimjaemin
⌳ew couples

jenopehoe
⌳jaemin and i are a couple

bitchimjaemin
⌳UWU COUPLES
⌳wait, bitch

jenopehoe
⌳you're jaemin?
⌳ik, i can read ur username

bitchimjaemin
⌳you haven't asked me out, how we a couple

rencunt
⌳everyone knows y'all married

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳aNyway back to what's important

daddysatan
⌳that i haven't murdered a child in forever? :(( it's been a tragic past hour, thanks for asking

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳ew murder-fetishizers

mxistcrackass
⌳murderphiliacs

rencunt
⌳that's sexy

mxistcrackass
⌳you're s*xy😍💦💦💨

rencunt
⌳*chokes*

mxistcrackass
⌳on deez n*tz😎😎

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳aN y wA Y
⌳everyone left before my parents opened the door
⌳i had to push some hoes out the window
⌳but hey i didn't get circumcised again by my parents so it's gucci🤙🤠

rencunt
⌳gj, guess i kinda raised you well and this group isn't 100% dumbasshole

daddysatan
⌳127%*

bitchimjaemin
⌳99.hoe%*

jenopehoe
⌳Y E S dassa koala-tea fic

bitchimjaemin
⌳you and me should act it out sometime;))

jenopehoe
⌳no that's weird

bitchimjaemin

jenopehoe

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳im kunfused

rencunt
⌳lmfao who's kun
⌳is he like yang yang? or hendery? or xiaojun?

mxistcrackass
⌳@ renjun i would divorce if i didn't love u so much

rencunt
⌳sHit babe i'm sorry

bitchimjaemin
⌳bAbe?!1?1!

jenopehoe
⌳baBe?!1?1!
⌳jae we're so married

rencunt
⌳i uHM

bitchimjaemin
⌳@ jeno ik babe ik

mxistcrackass
⌳gang gang🤑🤙 i have renjun👀🎅 skrrt whipped👋🍑 for me what are all yall heaux✝️👌 doin w ur lives💅🤷‍♀️
⌳+ jaeno has finally converted hallelujah amen do u have time to talk about our lord and savior antonio garza
⌳also @ chonli 99.hoe% is a vkook fic where jungkook shoved dick up tae's ass

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳ohhHhhh ty (track)
⌳(hAL nom hOTdOg feEL liKe i wEar ᴳᵁˢ ᴳᵁˢ)

mxistcrackass
⌳the fic IS pre kinky, ur on the right track (hA get it? (by pristin v) bc ty track's kinky but also "track" so u on the right tr--)
⌳oH and krease is in the fic

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳aYo whADDUP KREASE

daddysatan
⌳aYo where's my child jisung i miss him bc mark's @ practice and i need to murder w someone

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳back off
⌳he got a ride home from a child

bitchimjaemin
⌳yikes chenle better hop on your man before he does more than just catch rides w that child

jenopehoe
⌳wouldn't want him to catch wigs and stds, then he'd pollute your rearhole
⌳who tops

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳we're 5

mxistcrackass
⌳hm
⌳cortana play switch by nct 127

daddysatan
⌳what the fuck is a nct 127

rencunt
⌳yeah i only know iconic dream sorry

mxistcrackass

⌳i'm v close to filing for divorce

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳i know what exo is
⌳even tho they just found out what a comeback is

bitchimjaemin
⌳i know a red velvet
⌳ppl needa stfu, wendy isn't racist, she never said anything degrading abt any culture/race gfdi when will people leaRn

jenopehoe
⌳i'm educated and stan queens snsd/gg
⌳hyoyeon is my mother she actually birthed me

bitchimjaemin
⌳oH that explains:

jenopehoe
⌳hAve u seen urself

⌳makin me:

bitchimjaemin
⌳bitch don't even--

rencunt

⌳why yall have pics of each other ugh romance makes me constipated
⌳anygay wHoop whoop whoop whoop fx

daddysatan
⌳amber's such a dad

bitchimjaemin
⌳didn't she adopt johnny

rencunt
⌳lmfao what the fuck is a johnny

mxistcrackass
⌳i'm--

jenopehoe
⌳"johnny"..
⌳sounds like a type of banana from the amazon

daddysatan
⌳more like some emo ass fucker

bitchimjaemin
⌳nonono johnny's the emo one
⌳his bf chittaporn is the ass of whom he's fucking

mxistcrackass
⌳y'all deadass just--
⌳wow
⌳(fantastic baby)

rencunt
⌳what's on ur mind bbg u seem mad abt us being uncultured or smth

mxistcrackass
⌳bitch--
⌳JK IM SORRY JUN YOURE ANYTHING BUT A BITCH🤧😍😍😭

daddysatan
⌳yeah he's a fucking shit's shit

bitchimjaemin
⌳beautiful love

jenopehoe
⌳*time
⌳why don't u and me make our own love

bitchimjaemin
⌳your ass will hurt lots tho

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳LMAO JUST DIED IN UGLY
⌳JA E MIN?1!1???1?
⌳A T O P???!1?1?1??

jenopehoe
⌳true that's g-dragon's job

bitchimjaemin
⌳fxxk it i do who i want

mxistcrackass
⌳ANYWAYS
⌳back to why i'm angry over y'all's uncultured asses

daddysatan
⌳sorry continue

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳bitch--
⌳y'all let her speak and not me????

rencunt
⌳chenle sweetie it's called being loved

mxistcrackass
⌳U WU RENJUN LOVES ME

daddysatan
⌳ugh ew

mxistcrackass
⌳anyway
⌳im pissed at how stoopid yall are "idK wHaT aN nCt iS" "wHat iS jOhnnY" "kuN wHo"
⌳doyoung wouldnt be taking this shit rn he'd choke and whip u w a dead bunny

bitchimjaemin
⌳idc abt kinky doyoungs shits sorry
⌳he needs to move on from his pity potty

jenopehoe
⌳yup, wank and spank, be a bad bitch like jojo siwa

bitchimjaemin
⌳oMG OMG OMG PERFECT
⌳okay so jeno

jenopehoe
⌳yehet

bitchimjaemin
⌳you like bad bitches huh?;))

jenopehoe
⌳i am one after all
⌳so sure

bitchimjaemin
⌳i swallowed 69 gummy vitamins this morning instead of 2;))
⌳bad bitch enough for you?

daddysatan
⌳pukes at the homo

rencunt
⌳u are homo???????

mxistcrackass
⌳and renjun's het for me💓💓

jenopehoe
⌳wow jaemin
⌳that's hot
⌳the next squishy thing you swallow should be me
⌳marry me

bitchimjaemin
⌳uWU BABE IM ALL YOURS

daddysatan
⌳tb to when y'all flamed each other on here
⌳now ur polluting this w more gay than me and mark ever did

rencunt
⌳bitch
⌳my eyes haven't recovered from that time u and mark were sexting and claimed u aCcideNtaLLy sent n00ds to the wrong chat

daddysatan
⌳the only dick youll ever see bitch

mxistcrackass
⌳dONT BULLY MY HET HUSBAND🤬🤬🖕🐒
⌳yo where's chenle did he die

bitchimjaemin
⌳shouldn't jisung be home by now too he doesn't live that far from chenle

rencunt
⌳did jisung die too

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳fuck you

jenopehoe
⌳aye ur bacc ready to snacc on cracc

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳i got a call from the hospital

rencunt
⌳wHat

daddysatan
⌳what the fuck

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳it happened right when they left
⌳god fUCK if the car just wasn't parked blocks away and i could see it
⌳if i had just taken him home myself

mxistcrackass
⌳tf r u saying speak real words
⌳get to the fucking point

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳if that kid wasn't a fucking dumbass and n00b at driving

bitchimjaemin
⌳what the fuck happened chenle

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳iM FUCKING TRYING TO TWLL YOU WIULD YALL BE FUCKING PATIENT GDI

jenopehoe
⌳i'm sorry, we don't mean to rush you

daddysatan
⌳but you're fucking scaring us hurry the fuck up

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳the kid and jisung

rencunt
⌳WHAT
⌳WHAT HAPPENED

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳GO D F U CKC YO U
⌳HE DIED
⌳JISUNG FUCKING DIED
⌳BECAUSE CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING
⌳BECAUSE DOCTORS ARE RETARDS
⌳BECAUSE IM FUCKING USELESS AND STUPID
⌳HE
⌳IS
⌳DEAD

Everyone has gone offline

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[a/n]: DOUBLE UPDATE bc i don't have a life gang gang

also yeah lol there was a reason why the last two chaps were crack filler

and that one edit of jaemin was done by PRETTYOONIE uwu can we all bow down to suCh a talented kind queen❤️❤️