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Today 1:27pm

bitchimjaemin

⌳can someone pls do that to me bc i very be want to dead

daddysatan
⌳ofc i've been waiting for this moment my whole fucking life i'm coming to your dorm right now w the largest trash can in my hand literally bigger than the size u think ur tiny dick is

mork.longassride
⌳no fucking sit ur ass down istg if u leave

daddysatan
⌳if u rlly want me to sit down say it to my face u fucking noodle lookin-ass wanker

mork.longassride
⌳don't fucking bully me for that mistake my grandpa made me do it and now my hair is back to normal

daddysatan
⌳yea i can tell its back to normal it looks fucking ugly like the rest of you

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳and the fights begin
⌳hope y'all break up and burst into flames and die and then we dont have to do any work for ur ded bods bc ur already ashes

jisuckmydick
⌳calm your flat titties
⌳and focus on the important like pRaYING FOR ME bc my roommate is a fuckin powder snorting cumshot stained dumbfucker

rencunt
⌳lmao take the L bitch

jisuckmydick
⌳shut ur asscrack ur the one who stole chenle from me
⌳anyway @ jae what's wrong hoe

bitchimjaemin
⌳what isnt
⌳school
⌳still heartbroken (bUt i wONt nAmE aNy nAMeS)

rencunt
⌳:/
⌳oof jaemin, i'm really sorry
⌳ily

bitchimjaemin
⌳hoe don't do it

rencunt
⌳but as a friend, i'm so sorry

bitchimjaemin
⌳the hoe fucking did it
⌳where are brain cells at these days
⌳anyway
⌳aND JENO IS MY MF ROOMMATE THATS MY MAIN ISSUE

jenopehoe
⌳aye wass good in the fuckin hood
⌳jisung hook me up w ur roommate, maybe we can switch so u get jackassmin and i get high

jisuckmydick
⌳hE dOEsNt do goOd dRuGs tHo hes high on wINniE tHe pOOh it's not worth it sigh

daddysatan
⌳no one cares abt ur mediocre problems i have real issues going on here
⌳iM ROOMMATES WITH A FUCKING RATTATA'S ASS

mork.longassride
⌳bITCH IF I RECALL CORRECTLY (stan kard stan talent)
⌳U REQUESTED FOR US TO BE ROOMMATES AND THREATENED THAT LADY U SAID LOOKED LIKE SOCCER TEXAN MOM SUSAN FROM WHEN U DID SPORTS AND HAD A LIFE

rencunt
⌳uh guys can yall not

daddysatan
⌳SHUT UR NOSE HOLES RENJUN OR ILL FUCK UR DAD
⌳@ MARK THAT WAS BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO BE A FUCKING DIPSHIT MORONIC IMBECILIC SWINE

mork.longassride
⌳TF IS WRONG W UR STANKASS CUNT
⌳DONT ACT FUCKING INNOCENT WHEN U BASICALKY CAUSED THIS BULLSHIT

daddysatan
⌳iM NOT ACTING INNOCENT
⌳IM FUCKING DADDY SATAN IM THE FCKING OPPOSITE OF WHAT PRIESTS AND JESUS AND THE VIRGIN MARY AND GOD (LMAO WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT BOY WHO ABANDONED ME LONG AGO) WANTS ME TO BE JFC

jisuckmydick
⌳oKay so i know y'all are fighting bc donghyuck did dumb shit then mark did dumber shit but srsly no one fucking cares it's obvious y'all love each other fucking get over it if you wanna be negative then bring that energy to my roommate bc i'd give anything for them to be killed like srsly i'd sell my spleen and my penis which is bigger than ur swearing/insult vocabulary to get my roommate fucking castrated and cremated and curated that bitchass is the reason for my continuous loss of brain cells and iq points and seconds of existence before you know it i'll have no more sperm bc that dUMBASS NEEFS TO DIE OH MY FU
⌳what the fuck there's a limit to how many characters i can type

bitchimjaemin
⌳we established that the last time you wanted someone's dick cut off and nailed to the eiffel tower so that everyone could remember their "bitchass baguette smellin-ass assdick macaron fucktron ugly face"

jenopehoe
⌳i
⌳i don't wanna ask

rencunt
⌳yea you really don't

bitchimjaemin
⌳ugh
⌳ew

mork.longassride
⌳dongfuck i've been screaming ur birth name and ur 127 nicknames mf get ur ass back here

bitchimjaemin
⌳omg text each other separately
⌳y'all hating on each other more than jeno and i do

jenopehoe
⌳clearly we gotta step up our game

daddysatan
⌳@ jaemin no
⌳@ my fucking dumbass ex: No.

mork.longassride
⌳damn capitals aND punctuation
⌳Two can motherfucking play that game.

daddysatan
⌳Well, since I'll get expelled, have my ass landed in jail, have my mom actually shove a cross into my body and DIY (Do It Yourself) a vagina on me, I've decided not to kill you and do the adult thing: Run Away.

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mork.longassride
⌳if any y'all see him but don't text me abt it i'll shove y'all into each other's assholes rlly fucking tight

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richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳you know when you have hope for humanity but then shit happens and that one couple everyone expects to stay together and have 420 babies and get married at age 18.79 forever fucks up and breaks up

jisuckmydick
⌳no

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳yeah same
⌳hope for humanity? idfk that whore

bitchimjaemin
⌳welp i gotta give jen00b a tour of campuss don't go sucking vaginas without me adios

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jenopehoe
⌳welp guess i gotta 2ne1 w jaemin rip me and blackjacks everywhere

jenopehoe has gone offline

jisuckmydick
⌳i think i gotta krease now that you've mF DISPRECTED THE ONLY QUEENS THAT MATTER

jisuckmydick has gone offline

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳what abt beyonce
⌳AND I GOTTA MF HANSOL TO BEAT UR ASS FOR DISRESPECKING MY KING
⌳at least u didn't mention luhan or gucci tao
⌳iM STILL GOING TO DEAD YOU

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rencunt
⌳lmfao who's hansol

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"Get up bi-- I mean, Jeno, we have a campus to tour," Jaemin sighed, standing up from his bed, looking over at the older.

They, the rest of the Dreamies, and every other student had been driven to the school a day before classes would start so they could get their shit organized and unpack in their dorms. Jaemin and Jeno had agreed on a truce for that day, the conditions being that they would attempt to refrain from swearing at each other in order to successfully unpack and show Jeno around the school.

Their dorm room was simple, white walls, gray carpeted floor, two beds on either side of the room, and two sets of a beige desk, wooden drawer, and light blue swivel chair on the far side of the room. A door leading to the small bathroom was beside one of the two closets, and already, the room had a few clothes, chargers, and other miscellaneous items lying around.

Neither had decided on bringing things such as pictures or posters to decorate the wall, but Jeno did have his guitar which he had resting on his stomach as he lay facing the ceiling on his bed.

"Can we just run away?" Jeno asked in a whining tone. "School makes me want to Maccachoke."

"Same, but if we're gonna run away, I need to show you around the campus so we can plan the perfect route," Jaemin replied, rolling his eyes. "Duh."

"Don't gimme that sass, you sound like a girl."

"I have a dick bigger than your Instagram account though, not a vagina. Now let's go."

Showing Jeno around campus was surprisingly not difficult for the younger. The school did have a simple site plan, and Jeno couldn't give two shits about his surroundings so he never went running off, just dutifully followed Jaemin around.

They exited the boys' dorm building, and tried throwing random sticks and rocks they found on the ground up to the window of their dorm, which was on the third and highest floor. Unfortunately, they were aiming for the wrong window and aborted their mission when some angry dude's head popped out.

"Sorry, Brenda!" Jaemin yelled over his shoulder. "You can go back to bitching about Martha's wilting flowers and poor parenting style!"

Jeno snorted.

The campus was essentially a giant field, two dormitories on either side facing each other, one for the male students, the other for the females. Next to each building were parking lots, and in the middle of the "field", between the dorm buildings, was the actual school building, which every student attended their classes in.

Inside the school was a maze of halls with doors to classes, labs, dance studios, and a shit ton of storage rooms for instruments. After all, the school was for performing arts, and precious kazoos must be stored securely somewhere.

Once their tour was complete, Jeno sighed and plopped down on a couch. On each floor of the dorm buildings, there was a lounge area equipped with comfortable gray couches, wooden coffee tables, and two plain, flatscreen TV's, to match the bland theme of the dorm rooms.

"This is like a fucking university campus," Jeno muttered, taking out his phone to check his Instagram notifications.

Jaemin nodded. "Yeah, but it's pretty dope. Even though it's school."

"Hey! Jaemin, my mans! Party downstairs, tonight, bring your new friend!"

A group of a few older looking teenagers burst through the doors to the stairs — a highly wealthy school could have been able to afford elevators in the dorm buildings but seemed to enjoy making their students suffer by providing only stairs to travel between the three floors.

The group waved at Jaemin then moved through the hall of dorms, knocking on doors and yelling loudly.

"Fucking Lucas is louder than his boyfriend in bed," Jaemin grumbled. He pulled Jeno's wrist and led him back to their room.

"Who's Lucas? And his boyfriend?"

"He's close friends with Mark, could probably get in anyone's pants, but decided on 'Junguwu's', who's the ultimate confident gay," the younger answered. "I'm taking a shower now, don't use the bathroom, gay ass."

"I have no intention of doing so, you have no male genitals so it's not like there's anything to see."

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