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Head pounding and throat dry, Jaemin took his sweet time to open his eyes and adjust to the bright light filtering in through the window.

"'Bout time you woke up, fucking Sleeping Ugly."

The caramel-haired didn't need to see properly to know who had said that. He rolled his eyes, now fully adjusted and able to view his surroundings as he muttered raspily, "The fuck did you do to me?"

"Ew, nothing. Why, did you want me to do something to you? Ew part two, don't answer that."

"Did I drink last night?"

Jeno nodded, as Jaemin was now fully sitting up on his bed, random buttons on his shirt unbuttoned, hair a disaster, cheeks flushed. The younger squinted at the older and groaned. "God fuck me. And you thought it was wise to take me partying last night?! What did I even do?"

"You drank, hooked up with some random guy," Jeno shrugged nonchalantly and continued playing Roblox on his phone, which was a struggle because games took a while to load. "Had a pretty good fucking time, so you're welcome."

"This ain't Moana, I want to fucking die like her grandma did."

"It clearly is Moana if you wanna be one of the characters, dumbass."

Letting out a long groan, Jaemin fell back onto his bed, staring up at the ceiling in regret. "Why did you even force me to go?"

"To cheer you up. And again, you're welcome because it worked."

The younger scoffed, running a hand through his hair and almost puking when he felt sticky strands clumped together in one spot. Hopefully, it was alcohol. "You don't make someone party and drink their problems away, or the problems never fucking go away!"

"It's not like I can even deal with my own problems, how do you expect me to help you?!"

Almost screaming, Jaemin shot up and sent a death glare to Jeno. "What problems could you possibly-- oh wait. Salami girl."

"She's not what I was referring to as 'my problems' but yeah, she's pretty fucking annoying," Jeno sighed, cringing so aggressively he felt a crack in his neck as he was reminded of a recent encounter with her. "I told her to fuck off once and she screamed, 'Oh, Daddy!! You talked to me!! I'd be happy if you choked me to death senpai oppa sunbaenim', like what the fuck, even kpop stans ain't that psycho."

Jaemin snorted, previous anger diminished. "You're forgetting that girl who got a hammer stuck in her mouth 'cause she was whipped for that A to the G to the U to the Yoongi's D."

"Oh yeah! Whatta legend-- no hetero tho. And you'd think Jimin would be more whipped but I don't recall any hammers in his mouth or asshole."

"That's cause only Yoongi gets to be in his mouth or asshole. Vmin and Jikook and Yoonseok and Yoonkook stans can't relate to us intellectuals."

"A bitch is crying in a ditch, I can't believe Na idiot Jaemin has the brain capacity for such profound factual knowledge."

(a/n: lmao im sorry for roasting non yoonmin shippers, y'all can ship what you want, dont take it personally)

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About a month and a half had gone by since Jaemin's disastrous partying mess, so April was almost over.

Spring break spent back home had been uneventful, and Renjun's and Jeno's birthdays had already passed, not that anything too spectacular had happened on either date.

Jisung started smiling again because, despite his crush dating someone else, there were many other people at the school who loved him and treated him like their son. His friends, whether a Dreamie or not, took good care of him and kept him happy. He was performing outstandingly in dance classes again and continued pulling pranks all the time on unsuspecting teachers and students. The only problem was that his partner in crime wasn't there to share the laughs with him.

Renjun and Chenle were rarely seen together in public, and their excuse was their claim that they wanted to keep their relationship on the down low, and not be the PDA obsessed couple like Markhyuck. News had, however, spread in among students like wildfire about their relationship status, some shocked, some suspicious, some happy.

And Jaemin was shining brighter than the sun. He was smiling just like Jisung, and laughed more often, ebullient once again.

Over the past month and a half, he tried to take Jeno's advice from his first heartbreak over Renjun. Slowly but surely, he was mending the broken, shattered pieces, placing them back together with care, dedicating his energy to things that made him happy to help strengthen himself. Little by little, he got over his crush on Renjun, both to avoid another heartbreak and to not disrespect the older's relationship with Chenle.

The caramel-haired boy could finally talk freely to the older Chinese and was shocked at himself when he had a full conversation with Renjun and never felt a single butterfly in his stomach, or found himself staring at Renjun's pretty features for a second too long.

He truly was over Renjun, still holding a strong love for the other, but in a chaste sense, no romantic string attached.

Being a stubborn child, Jaemin did not want to admit that he owed a large portion of his success to Lee fucking Jeno.

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PHAT HOE

Monday 3:56am

bitchimjaemin
⌳lee
⌳lee jeno
⌳jeno lee
⌳eye smile fucker
⌳jenoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

jenopehoe
⌳gawd u thirsty

bitchimjaemin
⌳hyuna and edawn are fucking!! cute!!
⌳im more gay than sana but I want a relationship like theirs
⌳they are the hetero i love

jenopehoe
⌳...
⌳*inhales*
⌳you text me at this ungodly hour to make my phone ring ding dong ring ding dong ring diggi ding diggi ding ding ding w notifs and wake me up and tell me your inner feelings even tho we're legit sleeping in the same room and you could just talk instead or better yet keep it to your fucking self??¿!1¿1?¿

bitchimjaemin
⌳uhm yes?? oOOps??

jenopehoe
⌳i hate my life
⌳but bitcH SAME
⌳i always thot hyuna was a gay queen like sunmi but i'll be the fucking happiest hoe if she and edawn get married and have 12.7 kids and a doge

bitchimjaemin
⌳and hui can be the third wheeling uncle to their 12.7 kids and dog
⌳ugh i'm gon cry they so beautiful

jenopehoe
⌳turn that frown upside down bitch
⌳and praise Jisoos hallelujah *cue iggy* because god be real and god be hyuna+edawn

bitchimjaemin
⌳black widow is fucking gold

jenopehoe
⌳by iggy/rita ora or pristin??

bitchimjaemin
⌳both duh

Tuesday 1:27pm

jenopehoe
⌳i'm sad

bitchimjaemin
⌳...
⌳*inhales*
⌳you text me at this ungodly hour to make my phone ring ding dong ring ding dong ring diggi ding diggi ding ding ding w notifs and wake me up and tell me your inner feelings even tho we're legit sleeping in the same room and you could just talk instead or better yet keep it to your fucking self??¿!1¿1?¿

jenopehoe
⌳wow thanks for being an original hoe
⌳and calm ur crusty pepperoni tits it ain't even nighttime we're in class not at our dorm and you're prob not sleeping+ur phone is def muted or ur teacher would've whooped you long ago and i sent you one text doNt oVErrAcT liKe mOrK

bitchimjaemin
⌳whatever
⌳i hate my life

jenopehoe
⌳smh i shoULd sUe for plagiarism
⌳anyway i barely stan wanna one but i don't want them to disband help what to do

bitchimjaemin
⌳i was having a great day but now i'm feeling hella fucking attacked
⌳ty but no ty

jenopehoe
⌳boomin system uh up
⌳and wHOSE MANS has a great day at fuckin school
⌳yo remember the days when society's biggest issue and controversy was t-swift switching genres from country to pop

bitchimjaemin
⌳lmao and she wasn't a snake and she and kanye didn't have beef wowZa what distant memories
⌳shiit sHit shaIt
⌳got Ffckign caught by tezC h er
⌳gOtta fUcki  ng na r uto Blst a waya

jenopehoe
⌳lol whatta loser
⌳fUck s A m  e

Today 4:20pm

bitchimjaemin
⌳get your ass over here to the dorm right fucking now you fuckass hoe

jenopehoe
⌳jesus what now mom
⌳did you find my porn are you gon try and ground me or smth

bitchimjaemin
⌳this ain't a fucking drill just come!!!
⌳please
⌳i need u

jenopehoe
⌳girl wAEE hOnjA sArANgHAgo
⌳k i'm coming but why

bitchimjaemin
⌳cuz u nasty
⌳jk jisung
⌳he overheard sum shit

jenopehoe
⌳such?? as??

bitchimjaemin
⌳didn't tell me but said it was fucking important and he wants you here too
⌳now stop fucking texting and get your ass over here
⌳are you running yet??1!¿1!¡1?¿¿

jenopehoe
⌳fucking needy dumbass bitch
⌳how you expect me to not text you when you want me to reply to your texts asking if i'm running

bitchimjaemin
⌳shut up just come

jenopehoe
⌳horny

bitchimjaemin
⌳leE FUCKING JENO-- 

jenopehoe
⌳IM SORRY MOM I M RUNJING dONT WHOP ME

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[a/n]: i apologize for this dry shitty filler chap

ANYWAY 10K READS I-- NCSDLJCNKLCNAKLNCKLANCKASNCKANCKLAS

can i like marry all of you bc like i think im in love and is it the look in ur eye or this dancing juice who cares i wanna marry you and love yall forever:''')

throwback to when i was hyped bc of 10 views on this book aND NOW CNSDLCNSKCNSAKLCNASKLNASLKNSAKNCSKNDSKNCLKNL

imma bust the phattest uwus omg:'')💗☺️💟💗💋😘😘👅❤️👅💦💦💖😩💕💕☀️💕☀️🌹☀️😊💋💜💜💋💖❣️💚❣️💖💘🧡💚👅💟💟💟💞💞💋💞💝💙☀️😘😊👅👅😊💦👅💦👅💦💦💦💦💦💖💖❤️💝💘🧡🧡💗💖💗💜☀️💖❤️😩😩☀️😘😘💚😘😊😘☀️❤️💚☀️💜💞💗💞☺️☺️☺️💜💝💙☀️💖💙💛💛💓❣️❣️❣️🧡💛🧡🧡❤️😩😩💕❤️😊👅💖☀️💗💜💗💞💞☺️💗💟💗💟💛💋💝💖💙💖💙💖😊💖👅😘☀️💜💞💞💙☀️💞☀️☀️☀️💚💚☀️☀️☀️❤️😘👅😊💘💙💝💝😩😩💘😊💟😘❤️😘🌹👅💖💙💖💚💚☀️☀️💚☀️😊😘😘❤️☀️💞💜💚☀️💚☀️😊☀️😘😘🌹👅💦👅💦💦💦💞💞☺️💋💟☀️💜💙💙💙💓💙💘💘💕

watch as every chap just begins to end w shit ton of hearts oops