•Undertale x Sanders Sides crossover•
•Art up top belongs to me ^~^•
•This is a random thing I thought of and my bf was like "do it"•

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"Hiya kiddo!" Patton greeted the skeleton monster.

"heya. names sans, sans the skeleton." The skeleton monster greeted. He held out his hand for Patton to shake. The fatherly figure did and a loud fart sound filled the- hold on, author is choking on air.... Give her a second... Ok she's back!- air. Patton and Sans laughed.

"I'm Patton and these kiddos are Roman, Logan, Thomas, Deceit and Virgil. Oh and that's Remy." Patton pointed to each of the said people. Thomas waved happily.

"come on kiddos, ill show you around. just no killing anyone or you'll have a bad time... " Sans' eyes turned pitch black before appearing again, sending shivers-are you sure they aren't sins?- crawling down-up?- their backs.

The others nodded, Deceit shook his head which was his way of saying yes. Even snek boi was scared of skeledude.

"SANS! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LAZY BONES?!" A tall skeledude asked the short skeledude. Then he saw the others. "SANS?! ARE THOSE... HUMANS?"

"no bro, i'm pretty sure that's a rock."
"OH..."
"what's that behind the rock?"
"OH MY ASGORE THEY'RE... (whispering) THOSE ARE HUMANS, RIGHT SANS?"
"(whispering) yes"
"HUMANS!"

Patton couldn't help but laugh at the taller skeledude he reminded him of Roman in a way. Maybe it was the red scarf?

The crew hang out for the rest of the day. Patton with Sans, Logan with Alphys, Deceit with Flowey, Roman with Undyne and Papyrus, Thomas and Virgil just chilled out at Grillby's until the others came back.