MPT standing in front of Haveli

It was 5 in the evening

There was Noone except Silence

So to Make the story real and scary, I have chose a Haveli, a haunted so called Haveli

Imagine how will it be looking at night 😱😰

Haseena: Yeh toh ek sadharan si Haveli hai

Billu: Pehle meine bhi yahi socha Tha madam sir Lekin jab mein andar Gaya toh Pata chal a Yeh sadharan nahi asadharan hai

Cheetah: Madam sir... Madam sir hum ka soch rahe hai ki isme koi bhoot chudail honge, aisa toh lag nahi raha toh chalte hai na

Kharishma : Amma topa aadmi ho kaa? yaha kaa karne aaye hai?

Santosh: Chaat vale Ramesh ki Chaat bhoot se vapas lene

Cheetah: Uff Yeh..

Billu: pagal dimag

Santosh : 😡

Kharishma: Yaha hum logo ka dar dur karne aaye hai aur Vo hum karke jayenge.. Aur Yeh Pushpa ji Kaha chali gayi

Pushpa ji Haveli ke aage Nimbu mirch laga rahi thi aur puja kar rahi thi

Pushpa: Hai Bholenath hum sab ki raksha karna, Aap ko toh Pata Hai ki hamne ab tak apne pote potiyo ka chehra tak nahi dekha, humne ab tak dekha hi kya hai?
Hume abhi apni Madam sir aur Dsp sir ki shaadi karvani hai
Lalla ka bacha paida karvane ke liye Hamare Lalla aur Kharishma madam ko musoorie bhejna hai
Cheetah aur Santosh ki bhi shaadi karvani hai
Billu se chori chutvani hai
Aur. ..

Kharishma :Ammaa Pushpa ji Aap Yeh kaa kar Rahi hai

Pushpa: Yeh raksha kavach hai jo hame bhooto se bachayega

Haseena: Bas yahi dar hame dur karna Hai, bhoot chudail, Dian Yeh sab kuch nahi hota

Pushpa:Aaj Kal insaan bhi kya Chudialo aur Dian se Kam hai?( looks At Kharishma)

Kharishma : Nahi Aap kehna kaa chahti hai ki hum Dian hai

Santosh: Keh toh vahi rahi hai Pushpa ji

Kharishma : Pushpa ji Aap..

Anubhav: Arre sab aa Gaye hai? Aur Yeh kya SaaS bahu ki Jodi ne apna kaam shuru bhi kar diya.. Kya Baat hai

Iqbal: Hum aa Gaye.. Sorry Vo hum thoda late ho Gaye.. Ammi Maan hi nahi rahi thi

Haseena: Koi Baat nahi Iqbal tum ghar ja sakte ho

Badnaam: Thankyou Madam sir

Cheetah: Hame Pata Tha ki inn dono se toh kuch nahi hoga

Iqbal : Ahmm.. Vo kya hai na Hamari dukaan bhi hai toh aur..

Badnaam: ha ab hum free thodi hai

Kharishma : Tum dono ki zaroorat bhi nahi Hai. Chalo niklo yaha se

Iqbal and Badnaam went

Haseena: Yeh dekhiye 6 baj Gaye aise hi baatein karte karte

Cheetah: Madam sir sunny nahi aaya.. Chudail se uski shaadi karvani thi

Billu: Yeh kya tune Santu ji Ko Chudail Bola.

Santu Looks at Cheetah

Cheetah: Aye Billote chup kar.. Santu ji toh najuk Pari hai aur Mar jayenge Lekin Santu ji ki shaadi uss sunny se Hone nahi denge

Sunny: Sunny is Back!

Haseena : Yeh sab kya pehna hua hai?

Sunny wore atleast  20 rings, each finger had 2...  5 Malas

Sunny: Yeh meri protection ke liye hai madam sir.. Yeh mein ek mashoor baba ke yaha se laya Hu aur Santu hi aapke liye bhi laya hu

Santosh : Nahi mujhe nahi chahiye.. Ye sab bakwaas hai aur mein inn sab cheezo mein vishwas nahi rakhti

Cheetah : Dekha Santu ji kaisa andhvishwasi hai Yeh..

Cheetah puts his hands in pocketes and lemon and some green chillies popped out

Oh no no no no no.... Plays

Cheetah:Yeh toh mere khane ke liye hai Madam sir.. Mujhe nimbu khana aur uske sath mirchi khana bahut pasand hai

Sunny :Acha Abbe cheeteh, Yeh drama na kisi aur ke saamne kariyo

Haseena: Bas kijeye sab!!! Bahut ho Gaya! Hum andar ja rahe hai, jisne aana ho Vo aa haye aur jisne nahi aana Vo ghar Jaye

Anubhav : Chaliye Haseena ji..

Kharishma : Hum bhi chalte hai apke sath kahi, Yeh Bhootiya Haveli,Romance ki Haveli na ban jaye

Haseena: Kuch Kaha apne?

Kharishma : Nahi toh madam sir.. Chaliye chalte hai

Pushpa: Hai bholenath raksha karna

Santosh : Chal cheete..

Cheetah : Santu ji.. Ladies first

Santosh : Pehle tu ja

Cheetah : Nahi Santu hi pehle aap

Kharishma : Ammaa chal rahe ho ya yahi baarat nikalva de

Billu: Ha ha ha..

Kharishma : 😡

Billu: 😳

They went inside finally..

The gate was open.. They headed to the main door

They could feel their steps as they took them..the sound of crushing leaves with their feet

Their was a small slide and a swing

The moving swing was unnoticed by everyone except Santosh

Santosh: Chee... Cheet.. Cheete... Vo dekh Vo jhula apne aap hil raha hai

Cheetah: Kaha hil raha Hai Santu ji.... Ha ha.. Vo hil raha hai
Madam.... Madam sir Vo dekhiye Vo jhula

Haseena: Kya dekhe? Sundar hai Lekin thoda Ganda hai, Aap jhulna chahte hai?

Cheetah: Vo jhula apne aap hil raha Tha... Hamne aur Santu hi ne apni Inhi aankhon se dekha

Kharishma : Ammaa topa ho kaa? Kaha hil raha Hai, kuch bhi bole chale ja rahe ho... Yaha se nikalne ke Baad apni aankhon ka check up karva lena

Cheetah: Madam Zinda bache tabhi toh na karayenge..

Haseena: Hum yaha se safely Bahar nikle ge.. Yeh hamara vada hai sabse

Anubhav : Bas apki yahi Baat hame apka deewana Bana deti hai, haseena ji

Haseena: Jii?

Anubhav: Hamne Bola ki hum apke sath hai

Haseena: Ji shukriya

They tried to open the door of the Haveli but it was jammed

Cheetah: Hame lagta hai madam sir, bhagwan hame keh rahe hai abhi bhi yaha se nikal lo

Kharishma: Chalo saare milkar isse dhakka dete hai

Santosh: Meine abhi abhi manicure aur pedicure karvaya hai, mere nails aur hath kharab ho jayenge

Cheetah:Uff Yeh..

Kharishma : 😡 Santu tum aisa karo, police ki naukri chodh do aur parlor mein bathi bathi manicure karvati raho

Santosh : paise Kaha se aayenge, Yeh karvane ke liye paise chahiye Hote hai

Kharishma : Ammaa iska toh chalta Rahega, baaki log isse dhakka lagao

Cheetah: Madam Yeh bhootni ne band kar rakha hai, nahi khulne vala

Kharishma : Tum aa rahe ho yaa hum Tumhe khol de

Cheetah: Aa... Aa rahe hai

They all tried to push it but in vain

Anubhav : Haseena ji peeche ka darwaza khula hai. Chaliye vaha se chalte hai

Pushpa: Yeh Kharishma ji ke Bhaiya bhi na hamesha vahi karte Hai jo karna nahi chahiye... Ab toh Inhone darwaza bhi doondh Liya aur Hamari Lalla ki shaadi mein baarati Bina khana khaye hi lot Gaye the

Anubhav : Kuch kaha apne Pushpa ji

Pushpa :Nahi.. Apne kuch suna

Anubhav: Shayad nahi

Haseena: Toh chalte hai Iss Haveli ke andar

Cheetah: Aur bante hai

Billu: Bhooto ka khana

Santosh: Sath mein namak le jate hai taaki Vo hamare upar daal kar hamara aur maza le sake

Pushpa: 😰

To be continued...

Sorry if there was any grammatical mistake, this Autocorrect sucks!

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