At DeeDee's hometown...

Grandma:DeeDee!Can you help me?

DeeDee:*Came out of nowhere*Yes,grandma?

Grandma:I have no stuff to make a pie so can you just buy it at the bakery shop?

DeeDee:No need,grandma,cuz there's already a place that i can buy a "pie"

Grandma:Okey then,go ahead.

DeeDee:Yesh,grandma.

A few hours later...

Grandma:Where is she?It's almost nightime*Saw DeeDee*

Grandma:DeeDee!There you are an-*Saw DeeDee with a man*

Grandma:Dee,who is that?

DeeDee:Not "who",grandma,it's "what".For your question it's a "Pie"

Grandma:Sweetie,"Pie"it's not a person,it's a food.

DeeDee:He is a food,Grandma.

Phi:I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE EATEN!!

DeeDee:Shut up,no one cares anyway.Let's go to the kitchen and cut you.

Phi:Why....?

Grandma:Please tell me this is just a nightmare

Phi:*From distance*WISH IT IS!!!