Bucky happily took a shower as I sat on the couch, reading the newspaper. My phone made an obnoxious, obscene noise. I groan. Another text from Tony...

Tony: morning, Stevasaurus. I'm going to come over shortly with Peter. Is that okay?😺

Me: no...😒

Tony: why not? Are you hiding something? Are you okay?😳

Me: no information to be released at this time. Go away.😡

Tony: I'll be there in a minute. STAY PUT STEVE do not run away or i will make natasha hunt you down.😈😈😈

Me:😑😠😤😱

I sighed loudly as Bucky came out of the bathroom. Bucky made a noise of surprise before college around the couch and leaned down so we were eye-to-eye.

"What's wrong, punk?" he asked.

"Tony is coming over with his boyfriend and when he sees you, he is going to lose his shit." I reply darkly. He raised an eyebrow, flicking my nose.

"Language."

"Russian or English." I sigh, rubbing my eyes.

He snorted, sitting next to me and putting his head against my shoulder. He smiled as I hooked my arm around his waist. When the doorbell rang, I, not wanting to move from my comfortable position with Bucky up against me, yelled: "It's open! Come in!!"

Tony came in with Peter on his back and I could smell Starbucks quite distinctly. "Hi, Cap!" He said, "Hi Cap'n!"

"Hi, Starker. Did you buy Starbucks?" I replied as Tony put his coat up.

"You bet I did! So whatcha hiding?" Tony asked, plopping the coffee down on the table.

"I just wanted to have some time with my boyfriend! Why do you have to hang out here?" I snap.

"Boyfriend? I thought you were single. Who's your boyfriend?" Peter asked softly.

"The Winter Soldier." I reply simply. "Bucky, this is Tony Stark and his boyfriend, Peter Parker. Peter, Tony, I'm sure you've seen the exhibit at the Smithsonian on WWI. This is James Buchanen Barnes."

As I predicted, Tony did, in fact, lose his shit.