Peter: Hello, humans! I'm here with my husband, Tony-

Tony: Sup.

Peter:-Bucky-

Bucky:*waves at camera and fakes a smile*

Peter:-and Steve-

Steve: Hi.

Peter:-and Steve and Bucky have some huge news! Since Bucky's lost his voice to his anxiety yet again, Bucky is going to say it in ASL as Steve says it in spoken English. On three. One... Two... Three!

Bucky: *moves hands too quickly to tell what he's saying*

Steve: We're adopting the kid we fostered for a month!

Tony: What's his name?

Steve: Why don't we just let them come on camera? Granted they won't be able to look directly at the camera like we can, but they deserve to introduce themselves.

Peter: Okay. Go get them then. The world is waiting.

Steve:*goes offscreen, comes back with a black kid holding a cane out in front of themselves*

Tony: Le kiddo is blind. Interesting choice, Steve.

Peter:*slaps Tony's leg* Shut up, Tony. Hi there, kiddo. What's your name?

Jamie: I'm James Grant Rogers. I used to be called Cain, but Papa thought that sounded like a name they'd give to my cane so he and Dad renamed me. You can call me Jamie.

Tony: There are two people named James in the same house...

Steve: Bucky doesn't use the name James even though it's his first name.

Bucky: Sh-sh-shut up, T-t-Tony.

Jamie: Are you okay, Papa? You almost never stutter.

Bucky: I-I-I'm f-f-fine, Jamie.

Steve: Stop trying to fake being okay! No, Jamie, your Papa isn't okay. He lost his voice before we started this video and has heavy anxiety right now. Bucky: go lay down.

Bucky: No. I w-will not go lay d-down. F-fuck off, Steve.

Steve: Nope.

Peter: All right. That's enough. Bye, world.