I've been waiting for this x_Dane

This guy is one of the coolest uncles you can ever meet. He thinks I'ma pro flirter and prankster but really I'm just a fast learner😈. He may always take my side in arguments but he always make me turn right if he knows I'm wrong. I look up to him like another Father. He's really funny so never a dull time with him. I still feel uncomfortable that he dated my mother but it works out in the end when I make her uncomfortable 😂😂😂😂😂. He is also the only one who knows who I'm actually crushing on (no it's not Jinx anymore)

My rate: 100/100 because why not?
But wait.....don't think I wouldn't get you back 😈

.........care to explain what was going on here?