кαмιкσ αgє 12

Hidan ran, panting and coughing, not minding the bugs and the under brush against his feet, he needed to do something, anything to get away from the monster he was fleeing from. He'd always loved a good game of cat & mouse, but he never thought he'd be the mouse one day. He just couldn't get away from this monstrous force.

The force of a twelve year old girl.

Hidan cried for help, but all he could hear was, "OHHHHH 'IDAN! COMERE!" Tears started rolling down Hidans face as he made the mistake of looking back, a grinning short red haired female was gaining on him. "GET AWAY DEMON!" The albino said, his fuchsia widened in terror as Kamiko was right on his tail, pushing him down.

She stopped, "I only told Zetsy that I'd annoy you... you can go." Hidan scrambled away fearing for his life, even if he was immortal, if he pissed off this little girl to much, he'd have hell to pay, a hell full of pein.

(Didja get the joke?)

Hidan leaned up against the trunk of a tree, feeling a tap on his shoulder. "Hey 'Idan." Hidan groaned hearing Kamiko's voice. "I thought you were going away."

Kamiko didn't reply, and just poked his shoulder again before she said anything. "I just said that I wouldn't hurt you. Not that I wouldn't keep annoying you for the rest of the day." Hidan slammed his head against the tree behind him as Kamiko continued poking him. "Can you stop?!" Hidan screamed banging the back of his head into the tree once again.

Kamiko shrugged, "I can, but I don't wanna."

Hidan silently cried himself to sleep.

"Can we eat him."

A dark voice said.

"Dubitable Zetsu. He is still a vassal to this institution." The voice sounded like Kamiko's, but it was way to efficient, what did that mean?

The deeper voice scoffed. "Aspiration, aspiration." Kamiko's voice said, comforting which appeared to be Zetsu's voice.

'Hidan really had a weird mind. There was no way this was true.'