кαмιкσ αgє 12

Zetsu was just about to loose it, he was always called 'Zetsy' by Kamiko. Although he learnt not to go against her, surely she'd considor this plants feelings once, right?

Wrong. He asked but she ignored him.

"Zetsy! Whats this flower?" Kamiko tilted her head in a cute way holding up a purple hyacinth. Zetsu's black side would have rolled his eyes, even though he was a plant, does she really think he could identify any plant. "I forgive you!" White Zetsu chirped, Black Zetsu then realized what she was doing and chuckled. "A purple hyacinth means, 'please forgive me', someone did some research." Kamiko shook her head saying no, "I asked Maddy-nii."

White Zetsu laughed, "we got the better nickname!" Black Zetsu hummed in agreement. He was happier now that he knew Obito had a even worse nickname. "So now, Zetsu, I'd appeal if you'd let me know the chronicle of my father." Zetsu grinned, eager to spill all of Nagato's secrets.

"When he was around 7 I'd say, his parents were murdered in front of his eyes by leaf ninja during the 2nd great shinobi war. Of course they thought that his parents were enemy shinobi. He killed them. He met Konan and the body you usually see now, Yahiko. They recived training from one of the legendary sannin, Jiraya, and formed the Akatsuki, Hanzo, the salamander, the previous... ruler... of the rain village feared them and tried to kill them, the battle ended with Nagato and Konan still alive, Nagato possessed Yahiko's corpse and Madara convinced them to come to our side."

Kamiko smiled, "thank you for explaining this to me Zetsu." She pulled out an Azalia, "you have my grattitude."

"Do me a favor." Kamiko turned back to him. "Annoy the shit out of Hidan for me, he's been using the nickname you gave me!"

Kamiko's smile turned into a devilish grin, "oh don't worry. I will make sure Hidan is thoroughly pestered."

She opened her mouth a loud shrill sound coming out.

"OHHHH~ 'IDAAN!"

A loud girlish shriek coming Hidan's room allowed Zetsu to cackle.