Alright people!Before you read this chapter,keep in mind that it did NOT actually happen in my life!Although the advice below was really given to me by someone,l did NOT follow it!Just writing how things would end so far if l followed that advice. . .Blame my author blocks for writing this damned chapter!!
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Someone told me that I can be a great chef if l want.
That all l have to do was to walk into the kitchen and yell "Let's see who's the boss here!" and cook.
Honestly,it sounded like a bad idea. . .
But l did it anyways. . . ¯\_(-_-)_/¯

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A-Chan:*walks into the kitchen like a boss*Alright kitchen!*inhales*Let's see who's the boss here!!
I will cook an omelet without setting this place on fire!
*mind*'Alright A-Chan!You can do it!Cooking is like.....like.....uhh....it's like......Alright it's not like anything l have done before!But there's a first for everything right?'
Now....first l need a pan.....*looks around for a pan*But where the hell is the pans!?Ughh!!*is about to ask the maid where are the pans*No!I will cook on my own!Only with the help of the receipt Google gave me!

|Time to skip till l find the damn pan.....and other ingredients|

A-Chan:Okay.So the first step is to beat the eggs right?How hard can it possibly be?I just gotta think of eggs as bullies!I WILL FUDGING BEAT THEM!!

|We're skipping again!After 3 tries of 'beating' the damn eggs|

A-Chan:I HATE YOU EGG!!!
SCREW IT!!I GIVE UP!!
*walks off the kitchen*I AM SO DONE WITH COOKING!!

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End of the chapter!
It's a good thing that I don't follow the advices about me cooking something. . .
In fact,I don't wanna start the World War III in kitchen....("-_-)