for context of this chapter here is the video! it has a better understanding of it.

this is where this idea came from. this is from 2022 so two cringy ass years ago.
so ignore that!

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warning: swearing

summary: you are doing thirst tweets with your father to promote falcon and the winter soldier and you were excited as you did thirst tweets before, and they were hilarious. but your dad on the other hand, he never did them before and you were excited and going to laugh in his face.

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“Some of my favorite things to do on a Saturday, is to read thirst tweets with my amazing daughter Y/N.” Your Dad Sebastian Stan says and he looks at you with a smile. “So let’s see what a thirst tweet says.”

“This will be amazing.” You say with a slight giggle and your father just smiles at you.

“I want someone to look at me the way Sebastian looks at his daughter when she’s doing something cute and silly.” Your father reads smiling and looking at you, and you have a slight blush on your face.

“Ah.” Your father says and you giggle.

“That’s sweet.” You say.

“Okay, my darling daughter, it's your turn.” You Dad says handing you the jar and you let out a small groan. You grab a random one, and open it curious to what you will get.

“Can we talk about how gorgeous Y/N Stan is for a sec? Like, that woman is fucking beautiful.” You say reading it and your father snickers and you thump him. “That was better than I thought it was going to start off with.”

You give your father the bucket back and he grabs one. “I don’t even know what this means. Sebastian Stan is one thicc B-I-H.” Your father says confused and you snicker at that one, knowing what it meant but he didn’t.

“Bitch.” You say and it got beeped and he looked at you.

“Right. That’s…that’s kind.” Your father says and you have a smirk on your face, your Dad hands you the bucket, and you groan as it’s your turn.

“Y/N Stan if you see this on your twitter account I’m free this weekend if you want to get lunch or drinks or something just let me know. If you want to do it earlier, I can have dinner during the weekend but I’m usually busy before 6.” You read and your father made a face, and you laughed. “Okay we can do that.”

“And not invite me, how rude.” Your father says and you giggle.

“Okay Stephanie.” You say to your father and he pokes your leg.

“Wait, you have a twitter?” Your father asks and you ignore him.

“Next question.” You announced.

“Listen when Anthony Mackie said ‘Those steel blue eyes let you know where home is. It’s my safe place, about Sebastian’s eyes bitch i felt that.” Your father says and you snicker again. “Thank you very kind.”

“Yes, the rumors are true. I am a slut for Y/N Stan.” You read off the last one.

“I would let Sebastian split me in half like a pistachio sent tweet. Sent tweet, is that like me responding to the thing? Thank god I don’t have Twitter and THIS IS WHY!”
Your father says and you giggle at his response.

“You, my friend, would not survive on Twitter.” You say to your father and he gives you a look and you wish that you never said anything, as he doesn’t know that you have Twitter.

“Give me that dang phone missy.” He says, and you shake your head no at him, but you gave in and went to your back pocket and grabbed your phone, and handed it to him.

He unlocked your phone with ease, and it made you make a mental note to change your passcode. Lord behold guess what he found: twitter.

He opened it and signed you in, and you were growing nervous the entire time as he didn’t know that you had twitter.

“What the heck?!” He says as he saw your twitter page, it was decked out in all things Bucky, and he scrolled down and found nothing of him. “You have nothing of me. Wow, goes to show how much you love me.”

“You have to scroll to 2016 to find you.” You say and his eyes widen and he turns his head to you and you wish that you didn’t have twitter and this was the only reason why.

“Oh my god child!” He says and he hands you back your phone and you waste no time in putting it back into your back pocket.

“Good night and good luck.” You say taking a sip on what your father was drinking, not caring what it was.

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hope you like this one!

what i wanted to say is in the beginning of the chapter.

some of these might be celebrity because i just realized how much of these i have on google doc.

will these be edited?
no.
they will not.

the most editing i will be doing is grammical errors but that is it.

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