Chapter 12 ~ Lunch time! And Jax and G/N more training time!!!

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Gangle: All right, fellas, it's lunch rush. Get your game faces on!

(Jax looks at the clock. 12 p.m. He with Y/N goes over to the register by the drive-thru window as another familiar face passes by: The Gloink Queen and her children.)

Jax: (Freaked out) Does this count as a bus?

Y/N: I don't know...

Gangle: Y/N!! Can you help Pomni?

Y/N: On it Ribbons!

(Meanwhile, Pomni and Y/N is talking to another NPC.)

Pomni: Are you ready to order?

NPC 2: No, thanks. I got this bowl of cereal. (He eats from his bowl.)

Y/N: Then why did you come here?

Pomni: Well, there's a line of people behind-

(A rumbling occurs as the Gloink Queen barges in and eats the NPCs in line.)

Gloink Queen: 300 cheeseburgers for all my precious spawn!

Pomni: ...Is that for here, or to... (She looks over to see Gummigoo, Chad, and Max leaving.) Uhhhh, can you hold on for just a second? Y/N take my spot!

Y/N: Oohh kay, so 300 cheeseburger, hey Ragatha? (Dosent see Ragatha) Raggie?

(She goes after them. The Gloink Queen sees three of her offspring attacking another NPC.)

Gloink Queen: Blumby, Skethers, Leotthew! Leave that poor, pitiful creature alone!

Ragatha: (Picks herself up behind the counter) Do all the Gloinks have names?

Y/N: Wow! Ragatha?! Why ain't you making the burgers?

Gloink Queen: Of course they do! I love and cherish every Gloink I give birth to! What kind of mother do you think I am?

Ragatha: ...iss beautiful...

Y/N: Oooh she's on drugs... (Walks off)

Gangle: (Singsongy) Oh, Ja-ax! And G/N~! (Normal voice) The bathroom looks like a biohazard and needs a good scrubbin'.

Jax: Uh, I dunno- shouldn't, like, a biohazard crew take care of that?

G/N: Yeah, why can't they do it?

Gangle: (Laughs) Oh, Jaxy-boy. Don't you want to be a model employee?

Jax: No. I don't care about any of this.

G/N: I'm just here for Y/N.

Gangle: Well, that doesn't really sound like a can-do attitude to me.

Jax + G/N: It's not.

Gangle: (Laughs stiffly) Bad.

Jax: I like you better when you're sad.

G/N: Same.

(Gangle pauses. A cracking noise is heard and her eye is twitching.)

Gangle: (Laughs) Well... Maybe you just need some more... (She slows to a halt.)

G/N: More what?

Jax: ...More-

Gangle: Training!

(Out of nowhere, four large hands grab Jax, G/N and drag them into a dark room.)

Jax: (Looking around) Uh- Huh? Huh??

G/N: HEY YOU KNOCKOFF RIBBONS WHERE DID YOU TAKE ME?!

Jax: Great, I have to spend time with you.

(Suddenly, a video plays on a TV in front of them.)

Gangle: (On TV) Hi! Welcome to Spudsy's. In this video, you're gonna learn the ins and outs of what makes YOU a good crew member, AND a valuable asset to the Spudsy's Corporation!

Jax: When did you make this?

Gangle: (On TV) Now, I know what you're thinking, "I don't want a career in fast food. I want to be a comic artist and eventually launch my own manga-inspired webcomic!" And it's cool to have dreams, but you also need to remember that they're completely unrealistic, and you need to stop trying.

(Jax and G/N remains silent.)

Gangle: (On TV) But before we get into all that, first things first! Are you smiling?

Jax + G/N: Uh, no?

(The music in the video stops.)

Gangle: Why not?

(Jax and G/N both suddenly finds thenself on a chair as four hands emerge form the darkness and drag them to the screen.)

Jax: Uh- Uh- Wait- Uh- Wait, wait- Uh- Wait- Um- No- Nobody can see this, right?

G/N: LET ME GO!

Gangle: It's time for your employee reevaluation.

(Two masks, one comedy and one tragedy, rapidly flash on the screen. Both Jax and G/N darts their eyes around nervously.)

(Meanwhile, Y/N was looking at the stupid Sauce)

Y/N: Mhm? What's is in this? (Then the stupid sause got it in her eye) AH! (Then she looked around to see Jax standing there) Jax? (Then he turns his face to see a creepy ass horror face that looked like one of a horror film and back to the real world) Heh~