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                           Your ass was absolutely WINDED. You were running throughout the place to hand these drunkards their drinks. Then theres entitled middle aged woman left and right complaining to you..  'stfu bro your prolly one of those woman who are on tiktok duetting men with abs...' You thought while listening to them yap about their martini not being strong enough. 

"for the fourth time.. u cant make a martini stronger because it is MOSTLY alcohol and if I were to add more alcohol it'd be giving u more for free." You tell the old hag- i mean woman.

"UGH!!! just get me your manager!!" She screams at you.

"Your the reason I drink to cope." You bitterly said before leaving to go serve someone else, leaving the woman shocked. 'i love lying to make ppl feel bad!!' You thought while smiling.

"Hey! [name]!" Kayden yells for you to come over to him. You go over to where he's at and wonder if your already getting fired or not. "u can go on break now" Upon hearing those words it feels like you have been blessed by god himself fr.

"THANK U BRO. THE ANGUISH IVE WENT THROUGH TODAY IS UNIMAGINABLE" You say before going into the break room. You sit down on the floor even if u look homeless doing that. Your just chilling until you get the sudden impluse to get up and scope the place. Your babygirl senses are tingling!!! You get up and leave the break room to then look around to see what caused your 'spidey' senses. Thats when you see him, ur mans!! Its ur bbg Medkit!! You decide to go talk to him. "heyyyy Medkit wyd here lol..."

He notices you and reluctantly responds to you "I was going to enjoy a drink until you came along.. so i'll just come back later when your not here!" He says before standing up from his seat.

"hate to break it to you but I work here man..."

"great." He sits back down.

"lol im just gonna ignore how you dont want me here..." You say before sitting down in a seat next to him. He rolls his eyes at you as Kayden comes up to you both.

"oh hey med! The usual I assume?" Medkit nods and kayden then turns his attention to you "arent u on break lil bro..."

"Im just hanging with my new bf- i mean friend!" You quickly correct yourself.

"Well do you want anything? I'm prolly gonna let you go home early today anyway"

"A martini pleasee!" As you say that kayden goes and leaves to make your drinks.

"You don't seem like someone who could handle a martini.." Medkit remarks to you

"I think i'd like to black out from the pain and suffering ive had to endure today." You nonchalantly say

"..ok." He responds, seemingly concerned. He sees your 'horns' and decides to comment about them. "Nice 'horns'. they suit you"

"Ohh yeahh thanks lol..." You dont rlly know what to say so you just compliment him back "but their not as cool as urs yk?? Their really unique and are pretty too"

"oh uh.. thanks" He says not expecting the compliment. 'yeahh... i got rizz like that...' You thought, boosting ur ego even more. Kayden comes back with your drinks and places them on the table.

"enjoy :3" He says before leaving. 'how is he able to say :3?? erm wtv nvm..' 

"Medkit lets do that thing where they say cheers and clink their glasses like in the movies!!" You raise your glass, expecting him to do it.

"Yeah no." He shuts your suggestion down quickly and takes a sip of his drink.

"i thought we were cool man!!! what the flip!!" 

"The first time I met you you asked if 'you could hit'... "

"Erm thats like... in the past now... I'm a changed person...." You state before taking a drink from your martini.

"That was a day ago... I don't think you would've changed much  by then but okay.." He laughs slightly. Your both just chatting for a bit until you get a couple of rounds of drinks in, your drunk.. like can barely stand up drunk. Medkit just stares at your drunken state not really knowing whether he should leave you there or not. Its your fault for getting something you clearly cant stay sober on so why should he help you? However, he still found himself carrying you on his back out the bar. Theres no way in hell hes letting you stay at his place so he hopes your not too drunk to say where you live. "hey [name], where are you staying at?? like as in your place"

"erm.. hhh with Boombox.." You mutter. That wasnt very specific but atleast he knew where Boombox lives so that helps. While your walking, you get the sudden urge to grab medkits horns. They r glowy and shit in the night how could you possibly resist. So you grab his horns. Medkit takes a halt in walking and blushes.

"WHAT R U DOING??" He says, shocked.

"grabbingh ur horns..."

"WHY??"

"Because their prettayy and feel nicee" You say with smugness in ur voice.

"erm.. please let go?..."

"...nahhh" Medkit just gave up because it seemed like you wouldn't budge anyways. You both eventually get to Boombox's house and medkit rings the doorbell. Boombox opens the door and seems suprised that medkits there.

"woahhh didnt expect you to be coming here med! Did some sort of miracle happen??" 

"No. Im just here to drop off your... new friend." Medkit says, as in reffering to you. You were still on his back, gripping onto his horns.

"oh! ill just take them off your hands then!!" Boom box somehow pries you off of medkit and leads you to the couch to pass out. He then goes back to medkit to thank him "Thanks for bringing them here! they'd probably burn a house down if u didnt!"

"Yeah its no problem.." He remarks, ignoring the fact you would commited arson "Im gonna go now so cya"

"bye bye!!" Boombox says before closing the door to his house. Medkit just sighs and turns around to head on home.

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1043 words w/o A/N!!

I LOST THE STREAK BUT ITS ALR

SAYKO IF U SEE THIS STOP STALKING ME!!!

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