Your eyelids slowly open. Yawning, you get up from the comfortable couch and wonder if Boombox is already up, since you dont feel like waking up someone who just randomly let you crash at their place. Tiptoing your way to the kitchen you see the man himself, or would you say devil? Anyway you decide to go talk to him, cuz u needa learn how to make yourself the big bucks ya know?

"Goodmorning pookie <3"

"g'morning!" He says back before shoving a sandwhich in his mouth "i didn't kno you were awake so i did'nt make u anything.. sorry..."

"it's alr!! I'm fine with cereal if u got any" You replied. Snatching his sandwhich seemed amazing rn ngl but its time to be a good person!

"yeah I do!" He then grabs a cereal box and hands it to you before saying, "u can find a bowl and spoon somewhere in the cupboards btw" Without responding you look through the cupboards to get a bowl and spoon. You quickly pour yourself a bowl of cereal WITHOUT MILK and your dehydrated ass starts munching away. The box said some random shit like 'gnarpgnarp' but you didn't care because that shit was phucking fire fr.

"erm anyway, ima need like help with that phighting thing yk???" You say while eating your sweet, succulent cereal.

"oh yeah! I almost forgot abt that lol...." He started "Hmm so what weapon or thing would you see yourself phighting with in the first place? then we can go from there"

"hm... I guess I'd be pretty badass fighting with [insert ur stupid weapon]" You answer, imagining yourself looking cool af fighting with that weapon. You would get all the ladies/men/people!

"Great! All we need to do now is get the weapon and then have you train! so u dont like die in two seconds....." He mumbles the last part.. You finish your cereal and place the empty bowl in the sink.

"So r we gonna go shopping?.."

"Yeah! It might be hard to find any weapon since phighters are born with their weapons but im sure we'll find something!" Boombox explains optimistically "Maybe we can get you a phighter outfit if you want to change the clothes you had on"

"yeah id like that" You say, enjoying the thought of wearing something maybe similar to what you would wear in your home, or dimension?? Whatever you call it.

"We'll go today so we have no time to waste! So get dressed yk?"

"Alright!" You quickly speed walk to the couch to get your clothes and head into the bathroom. After putting on your outside clothes you check yourself in the mirror just to make sure you dont look like you just came from the streets. Coming out of the bathroom, you speak "Im ready!"

"great! lets get going then!!"

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-BRO I CANT U HAVE A MFING TIMESKIP TO WHERE U GET UR WEAPON AND CLOTHES AND UR NOW TRAINING IM TIRED...-

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When you started training your dumbass fell so much.... like bro if there was someone else in the room with you and they took a vid that shit would go viral...

"bro can we stop this is embarrassing to me in so many ways" You complain to Boombox

"nah man ur doing... better than others so far!.. If u quit now u wont get better!!" He tries encourging you.

"yk what... ur right! let me lock in for u Boombox!!!!" You try training like a pro gaymer but bust your ass LMAO "THAT DIDNT HAPPEN"

"atp work at a subway idk...."

"NAH U FR GIVING UP HOPE ON ME THAT QUICK?? I JUST STARTED.."

"man... look at u..." he says in a dissapointed tone "ima just act like u got this bc i spent money on u and wna ignore the fact it mightve been wasted.. soo go [name]!!! u got this!!"

"yup totally legit motivation!!" You atleast try to not bust your ass every 2 seconds and hey you made progress!!! "ay bro put me into a pighting match today and our team would def win fr!"

"yk what bro i think that would be good!!!! im sure nothing would backfire!" he says with not a thought in mind. That sentence WILL backfire fr.... But you both prolly share the same braincell so yall aint notice this fact. Your stupid asses quickly get dressed and go to this mf with a missing arm. He notices the both of you from the corner of his eye.

"Hey kid. You wanna battle?" The dude says, mostly reffering to Boombox.

"Yup! And I'm bringing my bff with me too!!" Boombox replies enthusiastically.

"Erm.. u sure their ready to participate in phighting?.." He utters suspiciously.

"ofc im sure! they will prob even win their first phight 2!!! They were even trained by me Zuka so u can trust me yk yk!!" Boombox says in the worst way possible to reassure someone.

"yeah... sure.. hop in ig.." Damn that rlly worked.. You didn't think he'd actually let you onto the truck but here you are, waiting to be taking to your destination. You just enjoy the ride until you get there. Once you do, you and Boombox jump out the car to be met with the place you go during intermission.

"sooo we just wait here until we have enough people for a match and then you get assigned a team! which is red or blue" Boombox starts to explain the way phighting basically works "the teams get assigned at random so lets hope we r on the same team..."

"We can only hope.." You remark before leaning on a wall. You and Boombox just talk abt random shit to pass the time while waiting for everyone to arrive. The teams get randomized and you luckly are on the same team with Boombox. The full team however is:

[ＢＬＵＥ ＴＥＡＭ]

-You-

-Boombox-

-Shuriken-

-Rocket-

-Skateboard-

[ＲＥＤ ＴＥＡＭ]

-Biograft-

-Katana-

-Hyperlaser-

-Subspace-

-Slingshot-

Who will win? Obviously your team! right?...

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NAH THEY JUMPED UR ASS FR!!! KATANA AND BIOGRAFT BEAT YALL ASS TO THE GROUND BRO YALL DID NOT GET TO BREATHE. PLUS SUBSPACES FUCKING POISON WAS LIKE EVERYWHERE BROS PHINISHER DID NOT HELP.... ALSO BRO HYPERLASER AND SLINGSHOT KEPT SNIPING UR TEAM SO LIKE THAT SHIT WAS THE MOST TRAGIC LOSS EVER.. u got like absolutely destroyed... u should have not tried doing a phight on the same day u trained bro. u was fr that one mf who was like "THEY JUMPING ME! THEY JUMPING MEE!!"

Anyways! on with the story!

"bro that was actually tragic.." You cry out to Boombox

"yeah... they fucked us up fr..."

"i feel bad for my teamates they had to deal with my ass while getting jumped.."

"nah im sure their fine with it! and if their not they can blame it on me bc i technically brought u in here when i shouldnt have" He admits the last part a bit more quietly "We should go get healed!"

"and where exactly is a hospital close from here??"

"There isnt!" He replies nonchalantly

"then wtf do we do-"

"BUT! I have a pal who can help me out whos in lost temple! which is close by btw!" he says while grabbing your arm and taking you both back to Zuka "can you bring us to lost temple pls?"

"uh huh.. also sorry abt ur first match kid" He says reffering to u

"its wtv man... the best all lose at some point ha ha..."

"...sure. get in" He says before getting into his truck. You and Boombox hop in and just dont say anything bc yall both way too tired from battling. You just stare into the horizon before closing your eyes. Not knowing abt how much ur abt to be downbad for someone.

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erm hi

i came back from the dead yay. the motivation finally hit!!

anyway ur prolly gonna meet medkit in the next chapter so dont fucking kill me yet...

idk when im gonna get the next chapter out but hopefully this week bc im on break and have nothign to do!!

dedicated to my 1 fan btw<3

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