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You all of a sudden fall and crash into.... a skate park?..

You have no idea whats going on. You just woke up, your head is pounding, your in a strange place, and your wearing different clothes???? Did you sleep walk or something? But you've never actually had that problem before, right? Your thoughts are all too much right now until you hear something. It sounds like music and... people.. fighting?... You take a look at your surroundings again. Your in a skatepark.. which looks oddly familiar.. ISNT THIS THE SKATEPARK IN PHIGHTING?

"okay what the fuck is going on.." You say to yourself. You get up and look around. You hide behind a wall and peek to see a bunch of the characters you saw before when playing the game. This cant be real. You liked the game a lot but not THIS much to be in it. You were about to run the fuck away until you heard a voice.

"HEY! what are you doing here!" A voice behind you yells. You turn around to see boombox.

"I- um- please dont tell anyone im here." You say, begging he wont snitch about you being here.

"nah im no snitch! but you need to get out here now. cuz like, theres a phight going on right now yk?" He says.

"well where am i supposed to even go!?" You whisper yell to him.

"uh.. i dunno just hide over here! I'll come back I promise!" He pushes you into a corner before running off to continue phighting. You pray that no one else finds you, since the spot boombox told you to hide in wasnt very... good. But he tried! While waiting, you take a look at your clothes. It's different from what you were wearing before. It looks like [whatever tf you want your phighting character to look like]. After a while, Boombox comes back. "told ya i'd come back! Now follow me!" He hold onto your arm and starts running.

-timeskip to you guys at the playground-

"okay so I'm gonna need a bunch of questions answered." You say quickly.

"only if i get to ask questions back" Boombox responded.

"yeah sure whatever- Okay so first of all where are we exactly??"

"The playground!"

"okay.." You try to think of more questions, but nothing comes to mind... airhead. "I cant think of anything else you start asking i guess.."

"whats ur name??" He asks

"[name]"

"sweet! mine is boombox! Anyway, how did u sneak into a phight??"

"I didn't! I was at home sleeping and when i woke up i face planted into whatever place that was!" You hastily explained your situation. "I dont know anything about where I am either!"

"honestly.. i dont really know what to say to that." He said with confusion in his voice. He didn't really know wether to believe you or not. who would? "Well.. do you think you know why if theres any reason you got sent here?"

"not at all" You sigh "But maybe its important? Or I'm just really unlucky.."

"Yeah... uh next question!" Boombox comments, trying to steer away from the previous question. "Where are your horns???"

"..what do u mean?"

"ya know. these?" He remarks while pointing to his green neon horns. "actually.. hold on!" He starts to reach for your head.

"what r u doing-"

"just checking for your-" His hands go through your hair to feel nothing but said hair "horns... WHY DONT U HAVE ANY?"

"UM BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY???"

"BUT WHY???"

"CUZ IM A HUMAN BEING THE FUCK???"

"oh ok! wait what??? what is a human??" He asks, clearly confused

"erm a species? Which is my species?" You say, also confused "wait wait- whats ur species orr wtv tf ur meant to be called?"

"A pighter duh.. this is all too much for my brain to handle.."

"I just wanna get home.." You sigh sadly

"Where is your home anyway?"

"In [your country]" You say with some hope that this place is SOMEHOW close to your home.

"yeah.. never heard of it.. this is awkward to say but.. do you need a place to stay?"

"no I have the lovely streets to sleep in!" You joke "...honestly though yeah I do"

"Well u can stay with me for a bit as long as ur fine with sleeping on a couch" He suggests to You

"wait fr? Thank you so much!"

"its nothing really!"

"Well we should probably head there now i guess.." You say, reffering to the lowering sun, you wonder if they even call it 'sun' here.

"oh yeah lets go!" He grabs your arm, again, and runs off to what you assume is his home. While running to his house, a question pops up in your mind.

"oh abt and the phighting thing you were talking abt earlier?" You take a quick breath "Is there any way I can join it?" The question was stupid for sure but why not do something fun to distract yourself from the fact your probably on a missing poster by now.

"oh yeah totally! You'd have to train for it though" He briefly spoke "u wanna start doing phights or something? you get money from doing it too!"

"Yeah can you help with that? I kinda wanna help with bills and stuff. Dont wanna be a free loader y'know?"

"for sure i'll def help u wit that!" He suddenly stops making you almost trip "et viola! Heres my groovin' home!" You see a small cozy home. Heading inside, theres a collection of... boomboxes... how fitting. Boombox goes into a closet and takes out a towel and some spare clothes. "here ya go! shower is to ur left"

"thank you!" You go to the bathroom and see yourself in the mirror. Its you, and it always will be. You quickly get undressed and get into the shower. Feeling the warm water on your back relieved you of any worries you had before, well for a short ammount of time ofcourse. You sigh and think to youself Is this really my new life? After around 20 minutes you get out of the shower, dry yourself off, and put on the clothes Boombox gave you. It was a loose green shirt with black pajama pants. You walk out of the bathroom and see Boombox on the couch. "...I finished showering" He hears you and smiles before saying something.

"oh let me get u some pillows and a blanket!" He gets up and quickly go gets some pillows and a blanket. You take the pillows and blanket and place them on the couch. "Tomorrow we'll talk more about phighting 'kay? 'night!!"

"..goodnight!" After you say that Boombox goes to what you presume is his room. You lay on the couch,putting the blanket ontop of yourself, letting sleep take over you. Hopefully you wont get put into a random game again..

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You sure wont but you have a lot of other things coming instead..

for every1 wondering "wheres the funy?!" its coming ur character is just a lil shaken up by the goofy isekai shit.

what is this a anime??

anyway "i <3 old men yaoi" quote will come eventually my friend!!1!1

yall better vote this chapter now i aint write allat for nothing fr!