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𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐍𝐄-𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍;

𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂 𝙴𝚇𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂...

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𝐇𝐎𝐆𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 the school for all magical beings of the world but for some reason it seemed like a prison for me. Ever since I was titled as a prefect things took a crazier turn. I have to be harrassed by Jared to wake up in the mornings. I feel sorry for him for the amount of times I accidentally scratched him with my nails while struggling to get up.

Val on the other hand would curse at me for creating a ruckus in the morning. Hugo is like me once sleeping, always sleeping, nothing can wake him up. Lorcan wakes up at like 5:30 am for Quidditch practice so he won't be there to see all my struggles.

Well the night of the grand feast was quite hectic, firstly I can't manage a bunch of children and secondly all of them being gen alpha makes it all just a bitter experience. They're all like we know what to do, you don't need to tell us, I know everything shit. It's like them hitting puberty at 9 years old or something. It was just crap.

On the other hand my whole heart is burning and aching everytime I see Keres and Lily flirt with each other and the worst part is that I told Keres that I'll be stealing Lily but I don't know where to even start and now since school started I don't have much time to think about what to do to make her mine.

I feel so unmotivated everytime I see her with Keres and because of all this prefect shit that stress keeps making me forget the whole fact that I even like a person called 'Lily'. I thought maybe its cause I don't actually like her but the thing is that.

Everytime we talk, every single word builds up into this moment and I gotta convince myself that I don't want it because it's too early, I don't want this whole thing to be half hearted. I want to fall in love with her and GO CRAZY AND INSANE LIKE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG. I just don't want it to be rushed.

Everytime I look at her, her electrifying mesmerizing emerald sea green eyes and her dark red wavy hair complimenting her just makes me want to make her mine. It's not only her looks though, her wittiness, her smartness, the way she talks, her smiles and the cuteness when she gets mad at me.

IT'S JUST URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... I HATE HER SO MUCH BUT THAT'S THE REASON I LIKE HER TOO... ITS SO ANNOYING BUT I JUST LOVE IT! I'M A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH.

Today was another day of me standing in the corridors half asleep trying to nag students in their morning blues. But to be honest, I was probably the most loved prefect by all the students. They would literally take the route where I'm checking their appearance cause if they give me a valid reason I'll excuse them.

Like one girl had her nails done during the holidays and she was explaining to me how expensive it was and I know the value of that kind of money, so I excused her I mean seriously imagine spending like 70 pounds in a manicure just to be taken out because a dog (Mongrel) doesn't want it.

My roommates are like privileged kids who don't need to care about anything, I basically their way outta all the mischief.

On the other hand though when it comes to jerks and the DCJs like Tiffany, Leo, all their excuses mean nothing. They don't get the right to be excused so I am very stern when it comes to people who annoy me. Look I know these are like bad leadership qualities but-

Life is unfair bro, you gotta understand that. I'm just teaching them life lessons. But the main reason I'm doing this leniency towards other students except Mongrel's favorites like Leo and all is because I feel like Mongrel keeps targeting me like bro every single meeting she has this 10 minute dedicated to just scolding me in front of everyone.

What I am trying to do is kind of a small peace protest here. If you target me I'll make sure the school is in chaos and the best part is that I'm pretty much backed up by the headgirl and headboy so I guess that's an advantage.

Like everytime Mongrel assigns me with an overload of work Rose suggests to separate the work instead of dumping it all on me. I must say though the amount of times Rose warned me not to get on her bad side this first week is uncountable. But here I am against all odds trying to desperately pick a fight with Mongrel.

Ok screw this my life is messed up, that's the whole summary of this whole thing.

It was night time I was doing night patrolling in the corridors along with Lily at Gryffindor towers.

"Scamander" she whispered. "Hmm?" I asked wondering when the clock would strike 10:30pm so I could go to my dorm. "You know I'll been swallowing instant coffee dry, so I could stay up all night to defeat you in O.W.L.s" she said. Like boyfriend like girlfriend both of them are just stupid and impulsive, why waste time when you know at the end of the day, I'm the one going to be winning effortlessly.

"Piece of advice, just quit all that and get some good sleep. Like bro, I'm dying to wake up at like 6:30 am everyday after sleeping at like 12:00 am and if you study all night you'll have max 2 hours of sleep cause you have to wake up at like 5:00 am for Quidditch practise" I said.

"Hard Work is necessary to succeed in life" Lily said dramatically. "You need to take a few more births if you want to successfully defeat me in life" I said mocking the exact way she said the previous dialogue to me. She punched me on my shoulder. "Keep dreaming" she said, smiling. "Stop smiling, it's pissing me off and I'm on the verge of passing out" I said yawning.

"SMILEEEE" she said, popping and jumping in front of me grinning like a devil. I gave a look of disgust. Look, I know I have a crush on her but, the reason I love her is because I don't crush on her sounds crazy but that's just who I am. I love how I can just be myself around her and I don't like to completely screw things up.

I can be myself, a freaky kid and SHE LOVES ME THE FREAKY KID AND I LOVE THE FACT THAT SHE LOVES FREAKY KID ME. Our relationship is already so genuine just a few more flirting, hugs and kisses would just be life chocolate ice cream with that perfect drizzle.

Just because I have a crush on her doesn't mean I want the relationship in which we fight and annoy each other to change because the only thing which makes me want her more and more is the way she gives me a comfort zone. I just wanna take it to the next level slowly. It has to be so slow that I become a complete psychopath and she hates me cause I love her so much and I have to make that hate into love.

I have such big fantasies it kinda seems unrealistic. But I'll try. I guess after all what I do is just try, try, try...

There is a very thin line between love and hate. I have to be a mastermind and make my steps calculated and carefully as their are many more players in this game like Keres, a obstacle made to make my difficult life 10 times worse by acting like a hero.

"Ly, why'd you keep pissing Mongrel off?" She asked. "Tell me one reason she doesn't deserve that kind of treatment?" I asked.  "Oh, I was just asking because I wanted to join this anti-Mongrel gang. FIRSTLY DUDE WHY THE FUCK IS HER FAMILY NAME MONGREL LIKE WHAT?" Lily said. Then the portraits started cussing at the both of us as I indicated Lily to be quiet and keep her calm.

"Like bro what?" Lily said quietly. "Is she married or is it her actual family name?" I asked. "Well aren't you the E X C E P T I O N A L smart kid. You're supposed to know, I have no idea" she said. "If she did get married, bro definitely kidnapped a random dude on the road and got married, no way some guy actually fell in love with that bitch" I said.

"You have no right to judge her, you're a bitch too. Maybe a little better but still" she said. "Bro, I have looks, I'm hot. Have you seen her face?" I asked. "DUDE I HEARD A RUMOR SHE'S LIKE 36 BRO LIKE YO, SHE LOOKS 50 RIGHT?!" Lily said getting high again as the portrait of Eberzeene Chanderlaw said, "CAN YOU BOTH HAVE SOME CONCERN FOR THE ONES SLEEPING?"

"Sorry" Lily apologized. I looked at my watch, 10 minutes left, urghhhhhh... "Ok, back to Mongrel" Lily said. "Look, I don't give a shit about her, I just can't deal with her, I'm just going to keep going against her, I don't even care even if I get expelled. It's honestly a LOSS for Hogwarts if they kick me out" I said.

"Ego as tall as you" she tsked. "I remember when YOU used to be a tall kid, I'm just happy those days are over" I said. "I don't even wanna talk about it, did you take steroids there is no way you grew like 6 inches in like one and a half years" Lily said. "It's my dad's genetics I guess" I said. "I can't believe I'm only 5'5" I'm gonna cry if I don't grow at least 5'8"" Lily whined.

"Short girls are cute, what's wrong with you?" I said defending the short community. "No, shut up. If I date tall guys the first thing they have to get me for our anniversary has to be a bloody neck pain reliever spray for looking  at their faces" she said. I laughed, I better start saving up for 'neck pain reliever sprays'.

I just thought of a cheesy reply, I'm saying it even if it's cringe, "Or maybe you need a tall guy who is ready to bend down for you" I said. "Sorry, my love story isn't some kind of fantasy. Even if he's Romeo, no one will ever bring themselves down for me" she said. Well she does have a point.

"I got lucky Keres is only 5 '8"" she said. MY ANGER SHOT UP, ok calm down it's just a name Ly. "Yeah whatever" I said uninterestedly. "Why'd you hate Keres? He's literally the sweetest soul in the world? There is nothing about him to be hated, like he doesn't even have enemies and rivals and he's not delusional like you" she said. Stop comparing me with that bitch please. "Keres just seems too good, don't you think it's weird?" I asked.

"I need a bit of happiness, after all I need something to neutralize my deceiving smiles with some reality and truth to cover up the lies" she said smiling calmly. "Why'd you smile then?" I asked. "Cause, I'm not a bitch like you" she said with an evil grin.

"Did you know Keres doesn't have a father? He passed away when he was three. His mom is a single mother taking care of him and his sister. Keres is such a hard worker you know he works part time during holidays and his mom has to struggle too. He told me he saw light in his life when he saw me" Lily said blushing. I was annoyed.

THIS IS DISAPPOINTING. HE HAS SUCH A PERFECT SAD DEPRESSING BACKSTORY. MY BACKSTORY IS JUST BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND SECRET LAUGHING AT THE PEOPLE BULLYING ME CAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE JEALOUS OF ME? WHY THE FUCK AM I AN ANTIHERO? Ok I'm a villain not an antihero.

I feel like my old self was kind of a pick-me. What in life didn't I have? Why did I just keep complaining. I even had a 130 year old great grandpa. Bro- I have to be more grateful in life. Ok wait, I still don't know how to socialize and talk to people and I make weird killing references and I love stalking and murdering people. I fantasize Killing and murdering for pleasure. Ok I take back my words, I'm a psychopathic kid.

Anyways, screw all that past is past. What cheesy line am I going to tell Lily after I make her mine? Maybe I should tell her, 'I've never wanted hurt you but I really want to sink my long nails into your flawless skin as I enjoy you whimper like a kitty as at the end of the day to prove you that at the end of the day I'm the only one who can save you'. NO THAT'S SO CRINGE AHHHHHH. WHY AM I PRE-PLANNING? PRE-PLANNING NEVER WORKS.

"Why'd you hate me?" I asked her to change the topic. "It just feels so right to hate you, I guess I hate you cause I love you, it's so weird isn't it?" She said, Oh yes, we both were on the same page. We both are connected because we both hate each other and we love hating on each other awesome, I'm not weird.

"Oh gosh is that Mongrel?" Lily said as we almost took a turn at the end of the corridor when she pulled me back and took a peak. Yeah, it was Mongrel she was speaking to our Defense against the dark arts professor. "Do you think they're a thing?" Lily asked. "I don't care if they are or aren't, I'm spreading a rumor" I said. "No, I thought of that idea first to stop stealing my ideas" Lily said, slapping my hand.

"Shh" I said, indicating her to quiet down. "Can you both stop blocking my portrait Mr. Scamander and Ms. Potter" Severus Snape said in his cold voice. "Sorry-" Lily started and I said "Shut up, Mongrel might hear you" I snapped at both of them. "STUDENTS OUT OF BED!" Snape screamed. FUCK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM HE WON'T LET THE STUDENTS LIVE THEIR LIFE EVEN AFTER HE'S DEAD.

Me and Lily ran for our lives in the opposite direction and I could feel Mongrel running like a madwoman behind us along with the professor Barlow. "Accio invisibility cloak" Lily muttered. "Bro, you look like your grandma right? Why did he snitch on us?" I asked. "Are you stupid?" She asked. "I'm pretty sure he'd do anything for your grandma or a look alike didn't he get deja vu huh?" I asked.

Then Lily grabbed the invisibility cloak and put it over both of us. We were close ahhhhhh, my heart was exploding. Then Mongrel came looking around. "Foot steps missing from here" she said grinning. "Come out!" She shrieked. "Heh" Lily said. She put her hand into her pocket and took out a dung bomb and a firework bomb. "Lil-" I started and she threw the bomb and both of us started running away as Mongrel was coughing and cussing. HAHAHA THAT WAS GOOD!

"I have Weasley blood too" she said grinning as we ran back to the Gryffindor common room. "That was good" I said as I let out a sigh and lied down on the couch. "We worked overtime" Lily said, yawning. "Overtime to see Mongrel's face like that, so worth it" I said. "Facts bro" she said smiling. NO, SHE CALLED ME BRO AGAIN.

"Can we have a treaty not to call me a 'bro' ? It makes me feel old" I said, coming up with a lame excuse so that I wouldn't be dying every time she brother zones me. "Ok bro" she said and before I could grab her she ran and went and stood on the stairs which leads to the girls dorm. Urghhhh I can't go up there, guys aren't allowed what a genius.

"If you're a woman come and fight me" I screamed. "No thanks" she said, yawning. "COWARD!!" I screamed. "I'll be a coward I guess" she said nonchalantly. She's just- I love her personality. She's just my type. I wanna grab her and throw her off a cliff so bad right now. Of course I wanna fall off the cliff with her.

"If you were like this a few months ago I would have accepted you" I slipped out. OK. OK LYSANDER CHILL, GO SLOW.

"Dang! Lost my great chance to have a narcissistic boyfriend" she said sarcastically. "I'm serious" I said gleaming as I smiled as I gave her one of my signature manipulations with my beauty looks. Her expressions changed, "You're not serious are you?" She asked.

"You can always break up with Keres, you know?" I said with my eyes wide open shimmering like the stars in the sky. "I-" Lily said and started laughing, "You're good at this- either ways have a good night and for your information if I ever like you again, I'll kill you" she said. "I'm ready to die" I said. "So cheezy Scamander. I love it! Use it on your imaginary girlfriend, she'll love it!" She said.

"I really hope I get killed by you" I said flirtily. DUDE I SHOULD STOP AND END THIS WHOLE JOKE NOW. "I'm not going to be picking up my sword any soon, I have Keke afterall" Lily said smiling. "Bye, I'm sleepy and I'm tired of this joke, sweet nightmares" I blurted out suddenly and quickly packed myself out of the scene and walked into my dorm in the thought of, if she's not going to be pulling her sword out to kill me any soon. I'll kill myself and frame her. She has to love me now then.

"10:50 pm" Lorcan muttered. "Bet he worked 20 minutes extra cause he gets to work with Lily he usually leaves his duties 10 minutes early" Val accused me. "Oh yeah by the way Diana was asking me about all the other girls you talk to except her, she's up to something just informing you" I lied to him. "WHAT?" He asked.

"VAL ARE YOU CHEATING ON DIANA?" Jared asked. "WHAT NO BUT-" Val started and had a realization, "GUYS! HE'S JUST FOOLING US AND AVOIDING HIS QUESTION!" He screamed. "Also. JJ. Did you meet Judy?" I asked him to avoid all their statements and questions.

"Lysander, did you kiss Lily?" He questioned me back as he gave a hi-five to Val and Lorcan. "No I didn't, now answer your question" I replied. "HEY TWINSIES!! EVEN MY ANSWER IS NO!" He said with an evil grin as he gave a little dance in front of me. I started laughing. Why do I feel everyone is crazy? Firstly why did JJ do that unhinged dance to piss me, it's just funny.

"Wait, was the Diana thing even true?" Val asked. "No I bluffed" I told truthfully and lied down on my bed and set 10 alarms so I could wake up at 6:30am. "Ly, why do you bother to even keep alarms? I have to beat you up to wake you up anyways" Jared asked. "I don't know, it just makes me feel satisfied" I said and I announced, "Good night" I said and lay down on my bed and covered my face with my blanket.

The time I had with Lily was so good. I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this weird relationship in which we like each other because we hate each other. I LOVE THIS ACCIDENT I LOVE THE FACT THAT WE BOTH ARE BLEEDING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

I hope things fall into place. I think I'm mental and delusional because I like my roomies shipping me with her. It's annoying but I love it. I don't know why I have to love things I despise. Of course there are many exceptions like Keres, Asher and my grandpa and stuff

Either way, today was good. I should just cherish it cause I know this isn't going to get any better. If it does though, I'm all on game for it!

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