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It was around six in the evening, me and my roomies were chilling in the dorm blasting some music by 'The Weeknd'. It was more lively than usual. Usually we just talk crap about the other students and teachers but today the environment was calmer than usual.

"Why are you guys so silent today? Usually we gossip during this hour of the day" Hugo informed. "WELL, Diana got together with Val so that's pretty much over and Lorcan's date with Millie was a failure, Lysander and Lily got back together  so-" Lorcan replied as Immediately cut him off and asked, "What do you mean I got together with LILY?"

"Dude chill, I honestly think you have a crush on Lily without even realizing it you kn-" Lorcan started when I aggressively cut him off and said, "OH SHUT IT,  Look-" I started to defend myself when Val cut me off and said angrily, "Guys just STOP!"

"Everything ok mate? You don't sound like yourself" Jared  said. "It's just that-" Val started as he hesitated. This was totally different from the Val I know. "I fought with my sister and its just-" Val said looking down with a pinch of rage.

"It's ok dude, I have like four siblings and the wort part I'm the middle child, don't dare cry over that ONE sibling of yours" Jared said leaning back. I'll be honest I have no idea how Jared is holding up with like 4 monsters judging him, if I had 4 siblings I would gift myself to the orphanage as a Christmas present. I'm pretty sure my parents wouldn't even notice.

"I saw her hanging out with a guy" Val said hesitantly. "I'm just happy I'm not a girl or Lysander would have signed me up for becoming a mother in a church" Lorcan said. I'll be honest though, I've always wanted to exchange Lorcan for a sister. I just wonder what it would be like. I honestly think I'll be an amazing brother.

I remember when I was little my dad's friend thought we were twin girls and bought us barbie dolls. I can assure you I played with those dolls till I was eleven by making cool hairstyles (LIKE ACTUAL GENUINE ONES).

Well the dream of having a sister ended up pretty nasty after visualizing Potter as a sister. But no matter what I can never behave to Potter the way I would behave to my sibling it's just weird. I just realized how husband material I am. I can cook really well, I can clean as long as I have a vacuum cleaner, I'm too lazy to sweep with a broom and I can mop. That's pretty much it.

Screw all my stupid dreams of becoming a spy, I should get married and become a house husband. Ok no that's just weird, a weirdo like me can't get married. I mean if I was a second person I would definitely whole hearted hate me.

To be honest though since I'm 14 now becoming a spy just seems way too childish of a dream. But it's way better than sitting in an office room filled with paperwork. I mean guys really! Just get ipads for a better streamlined workflow.

Ok I should just shut my brain up.

"Look, I speak from experience. Just mind your own business and leave her be" Jared said. WHERE ARE MY NOTES I SHOULD BE TAKING DOWN NOTES FROM THE GOD OF SIBLINGS.

"She's in her stupid rebellious phase" Val said, disgusted. "We all had that" Lorcan said. Then there was a knock on the dorm door. Jared opened it and well you see! Speak of the devil! Amelia Anderson stood outside the dorm.

"What happened now, loser?" Val said. "You took my makeup kit away, I need it for tomorrow" Amelia said. "At your age I lived with books" Val said. "Hey bud, nice one but it doesn't suit ya" I said giggling as I whispered into his ear. Followed by the laughter of my roomies.

"It'll all seem like a joke until mom finds you're dating with those marks of yours!" Amelia screamed. Dang that was actually a good threat. My respect for you Amelia. "Are you threatening me? What if I told mom you're hanging out with guys when you're eleven and you're tryna impress him with your makeup" Val shot back.

"You really wanna do this Val? I already told you he's a FRIEND and make up is not for impressing stupid boys it's for self-confidence" Amelia said. Val is crippling into crushed paper. I can just see it.

"Adding chemicals in your face? Then you'll age quickly and no one will marry you" Val said. I honestly think this conversation is going to end in an awkward situation. "Well don't worry about it, you have four useless friends they can help" Amelia said smiling sarcastically. YO! OK DUDE YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF THAT YOU THINK. DUDE THAT WAS INSANE. YOOOOOOOO. I SAW VAL TURN RED.

"You're not my type, but Lorcan will probably be free his whole life. I'll sell him to you for 50 galleons" I seasoned the whole mood with my joke. "Dude" Lorcan said, hitting me and Val gave me a blunt look. "You're crossing your line, miss. Step outside and we'll talk" Val said as he dragged his sister out.

"Lorcan, I can't believe you're gonna get married to Val's sister" Hugo said laughing hysterically. "Oh my god Val's your brother in law lil bro, better behave yourself and not strip yourself after Quidditch matches in front of other girls" I said ggsmiling. The boys cracked up and all of us were laughing like a bunch of bumbling baboons.

Val walked in and slammed the door hard and we all went back to our serious look with a little twist in our faces. "So are we officially family?" I asked, cracking up. Val took a pillow and started suffocating and I just kept laughing. "Dude, don't kill him" Jared said, pulling him away.

"Val! Lorcan will never walk Cornelia street again if you don't promise your sister to him" I said laughing after he stopped suffocating me and he took the pillow again. "A pillow won't do Val, bring in the knife" Lorcan said.

"No violence or I'll lock you up in the dorm on Sunday" Jared said. It's kinda ridiculous that once Val and Jared had a fight over whose sibling is worse and it got quite serious that Jared locked up Val in the dorm and he was stuck in there for 6 hours helplessly.

"I wish I was the elder sibling" Hugo said. "No you don't wish" me and Val said in a sync. "All the older ones act like bitches and have so much pride and ego" Hugo said. "I second that" Lorcan said. "They also take control and boss you around" Jared added on. "Yeah, hold up with the shit you do" Val said.

"I second Val" I said. "Three to two. We win!" Jared announced. "See younger ones always get away with whatever they want '' I said. "I know right, they're so annoying and keep whining if they lose, deep down they know it's hard being the eldest one" Val. "Val when did you become smart?" Lorcan asked. "I'm smart?" He questioned.

"Slip of the tongue" Lorcan said, taking back his statement in disgust of calling him smart. "The older ones always exert dominance" Hugo said. "Not our problem, we have good fighting and defense skills" I said.

"WHY ARE WE HAVING A FREAKING DEBATE AT 6:30 pm?!" Lorcan asked. "I know right we had a defense against arts debate and none of us even did well" Jared said. "I had good points but I didn't wanna say it" I said.

"It was boring anyways" Hugo said. "What's for dinner?" Lorcan asked to get up from the bed as he started his journey on searching for leftover snacks under his bed.

"Val, can you do me a favor?" I asked, trying to stop laughing. "No, I know what you're going to ask" Val said with a straight face. For some reason I just felt like laughing. I think I'm going insane. "Why is Lysander so high today? Did anyone slip lemon juice into his diet?" Jared asked.

"He has those, its kinda like a relief for him. Once in a full moon he does this to get rid of his filled up mind" Lorcan said.

"So what happened with your sister?" Jared asked. "Is she gonna get married to Lorcan?" I said and started laughing. "I'm worried about his mental status" Jared said, looking at me.

"I told her to sleep and get a life" Val responded to JJ's question. "Now way that worked" Jared said with his eyebrows raised.

"Yeah, I kinda forgot the part in which she pulled her hair and I pulled hers and she screamed. Hearing that the prefects, Rose and Adi came. They accused me of abuse and deducted 10 points" Val said.

"Wow we were doing well on the house cup this year, don't screw up. Slytherin has been winning for the past 2 years" Hugo said.

"Ok let's have early dinner, my stomach's growling and I missed lunch" JJ said. "We should also take a peek at the points '' Hugo said. We started walking out of the dorm.

"What's his sudden obsession with winning?" Val asked. "Telling ya if I played Quidditch I'll be the one gaining most points for Gryffindor, I get like solid 10 points everyday for answering questions " I said.

"Why do you always make everything about yourself? '' Val asked. "I feel like I need to make my presence clear cause I'M A QUE- OH SHIT I'M A KING GOSH IDENTITY CRISIS" I said and started laughing. I'm convinced someone spiked my sprite.

"Is Scamander drunk? Why's he screaming?" Lily asked. "It's his weird kind of mental breakdown I guess" Jared said and I started laughing.

Yup Leo definitely spiked my sprite...

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