Characters:
Frank Iero: Evan Hansen
Gerard Way: Connor Murphy
Mikey Way: Jared Klienman

Warning: this oneshot contains references to drugs and many bad puns.

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Dear Frankie Iero, We been way (see what I did there?) too out of touch! Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much! Well, I should tell you that I think of you each night! I rub my nipples and start moaning (DESTROYA anyone?) in delight!

Why would you write that?

I'm just trying to tell the truth!

This needs to perfect! These emails have to prove that we were actually friends! Just.... I'll do it.

I gotta tell you live without ya has been hard

Hard?

Has been bad

Bad?

Has been rough!

Kinky!

And I miss talking about life and.... other stuff!

Very specific!

SHUT UP!

I like my parents

Who says that?

I love my parents! But each day's another fight! If I stopped smoking drugs then everything might be alright!

Smoking drugs?

JUST FIX IT!

If I stopped smoking cRaCk!

Crack?!?!

If I stopped smoking pot then everything might be alright! I'll take your advice; I'll try to be more... nice! I'll turn it around, wait and see!

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention! It's easy to change if you give it your attention! All ya gotta do is believe you can be who want to be! Sincerely me-

Are we done yet?

Well, I can't just give them one letter! I wanna show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?

Oh my god.

Dear Gerard Way, I also miss our talks! Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths, and go on walks!

No!

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing dogs!

NO!

You'll be obsessed with all my canine expertise!

Absolutely not!

Dude I'm proud of you! Just keep pushing through! You're turning around, I can see-

Just wait and see!

Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention! It's easy to change if you give it your attention! All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be! Sincerely me!

My sister's hot! (oh right. Just pretend that Zoe is Jamia)

What the hell?

My bad!

Dear Frank Iero, thanks for every note you send!

Dear Gerard Way, I'm just glad to be your friend!

Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond!

But not because we're gay.

No, not because we're gay! We're close, but not that way (way puns, way puns everywhere)! The only man that I love is my dad!

Well anyway!!!

You're getting better everyday!

I'm getting better everyday!

Keep getting better everydayyyy!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Cause all that it takes is a little reinventiioonnn! It's easy to change if you give it your attentiioonnn! All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be! Sincerely- miss you dearly- sincerely me!

Sincerely me!

Sincerely meeee!

Sincerely me!

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Whoa! Another oneshot dun (I guess I'm full of puns today!)! I finally figured out a update schedule! I'll try to update every weekend because of school.

If any one has suggestions for the next oneshot, please write them under my message board! You can pick a song from any of the following musicals
-Hamilton
-Les Mis
-Rent
-Be More Chill
-Heathers
-Dear Evan Hansen
-Sweeny Todd
-Chicago
-Legally Blonde. and any ship or fandom that is listed on my profile!

I'll see y'all in the next oneshot!
- Sincerely, Sammy

It is dangerous to travel into the next oneshot alone... take a Supernatural drawing with you!