Characters:
Ryan Ross- Veronica Sawyer
Brendon Urie- J.D.
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The demon king of high school has decreed it. He says Monday, 8AM, I will be deleted! They'll hunt me down in study hall- stuff and mount me on the wall! Thirty hours to live-
how shall I spend them?

I don't have to stay and die like cattle. I could change my name and ride up to Seattle. But I don't own a motorbike! Wait-here's an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettin' freaky! Yeah!

I need it hard! I'm a dead boy walkin'! I'm in your yard! I'm a dead girl walkin'! Before they punch my clock, I'm snappin' off your window lock! Got no time to knock! I'm a dead boy walking!

Ryan, what are you doing in my room?

Shh...

Sorry, but I really had to wake you. See, I decided I must ride you till I break you! 'Cause Pete says I gots to go! You're my last meal on death row! Shut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!

Come on! Tonight I'm yours! I'm your dead boy walkin'! Get on all fours! Kiss this dead boy walkin'!
Let's go, you know the drill- I'm hot and pissed and on the pill!
Bow down to the will of a dead boy walking!

And you know, you know, you know- It's 'cause you're beautiful! You say you're numb inside. But I can't agree! So the world's unfair! Keep it locked out there! In here it's beautiful! Let's make this beautiful!

That works for me!

(The author slowly walks away)

Yeah! Full steam ahead- take this dead boy walking!

How did you find my address?

Let's break the bed! Rock this dead boy walking!

I think you tore my mattress!

No sleep tonight for you, better chug that milk!

Okay, Okay!

Get your ass in gear! Make this whole band disappear!

Okay, Okay!

Better pour that milk all over me!
Touch me there! There! There!

And no more talking!

Rock this dead boy walking!

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What do I have to say about that chapter?
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I'm sorry for the milk fic references. I couldn't help myself.
Anyway, thanks for reading this crappy oneshot. I think that they're getting worse by the week. Oh well. I'll see you all next weekend!

It's dangerous to go into the next oneshot alone, Take a Book Of Mormon post with you!